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Aug 5, 2015 17:30
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 "Hi, doctor?...It's still telling me to punish all the whores."
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Aug 5, 2015 17:37
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Aug 5, 2015 19:33
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 "HOO boy! I'm tellin' you, honey, coffee enemas are the future!"
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Aug 7, 2015 03:08
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"There's just one trophy my collection is missing...hold still for a second, Murray."
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Zanzibar Ham posted:"J'accuse!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfelqZpapZA
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Aug 7, 2015 19:59
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 "Jerry! New intro for your next eighty shows: 'What's up with monsters climbing buildings, anyway?' "
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Aug 9, 2015 21:36
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Aug 10, 2015 07:45
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 "You ever listen to K-Billy's 'Super Sounds of the Seventies'? It's my personal favorite."
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 "As America's new president, I think it's time we get serious about outlawing spiders and parallel parking. All in favor?"
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EvilTaytoMan posted:
 E: Also, Applewhite, a whole lot of cartoons from earlier in the thread aren't showing up anymore.
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Applewhite posted:They're all showing up for me. Which ones aren't showing up for you? Uh, actually, never mind. Looking again, I think it's just ones that were improperly quoted.
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Aug 11, 2015 14:09
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 "Mr. Goliath, your three o'clock dominatrix is here."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:58
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 "In order to slay the monster, I was forced to become the monster." <rips out throat>
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Aug 11, 2015 21:00
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 "So now the government's saying they can tell who's about to turn into a berserk cannibal zombie because their eyes start bleeding. Heh, freaky, huh? Glad they got it quarantined!"
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 "Yes, it's the 'Pink Balloon of Valor' from taking out a machine gun nest at my granddaughter's birthday party this afternoon. You loving cretin."
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Aug 12, 2015 03:22
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 "Everyone in this courtroom's gonna have a size 48 shoe up their asses before the weekend. I can make that happen."
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 "Boy, I'd sure hate ta see folks 'round here get sick 'cuz dey didn't have da protection o' de Asbestos Fairy."
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 "And so I told him that he must really be insecure to say that people who grasped the brilliance of 'Prometheus' look like they're enjoying the smell of their own farts all the time."
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Aug 15, 2015 00:39
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 "I don't know, Hubert, I just...sometimes I think I'll never make it in porn."
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Aug 20, 2015 03:50
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 "Look, Mr. Bubbles! He'll be an angel soon!"
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Aug 23, 2015 22:41
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 "I certainly don't intend to blast everyone in this goddamn joyless sepulcher of an office into mushy giblet gravy with this suspiciously bazooka-shaped object I'm carrying, ha-ha!"
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Lufiron posted:
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 "So here's Lockheed's latest redesign of the R-27 'Hellfucker' tactical desk...it still catches fire."
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