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turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 20:21

# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:17

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

That might be the water that comes whether you ask for it or not.

That is some hosed up black water.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 20:24

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

"Give your new dad a hug darling!"

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 20:37

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

"I think that bean I ate is coming back on me, Frank."

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 20:41

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

"Is that a therapeutic bucket?"

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 21:16

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

I've heard of milking a joke but this is ridiculous! (Pretend a cartoon cow is saying this)

"I've heard of milking a joke but this is ridiculous!"

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 00:42

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

"Sir, you are charged with embezzling funds from your corporation to...put a swimming pool in your office?"

woah meta

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 17:12

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

Wait Applewhite sexted a tween what

My hero is dead to me now and forever.

Also

"I pooped."

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 18:54

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

"What do you have to say about popular Something Awful poster AppleWhite having sexted a tween?"

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 20:41

# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:17

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

This is what happens when you hold your farts in. And are a puffer fish.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 22:06

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