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http://contest.newyorker.com/ Frankly surprised goons aren't all over this. Here's mine for this week: 
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Voltage posted:i'm the blank paintings in the background I'm the missing bottom half of the jukebox.
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"I know you've been loving my wife, Frank."
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Jul 30, 2015 19:21
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"Hitler did nothing wrong"
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Jul 30, 2015 19:35
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"Punish my balls"
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Jul 30, 2015 19:48
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And hey, just because a contest is already over doesn't mean we can't come up with better captions for it anyway. "I'm a firm believer in open carry."
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Jul 30, 2015 19:53
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"This is a dildo"
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Jul 30, 2015 19:59
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"Just wait until you see my pocket rocket."
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Jul 30, 2015 20:00
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"It's powered by cocaine."
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Jul 30, 2015 20:04
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jiharlequinade posted:
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Jul 30, 2015 20:10
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 "He's all tuckered out from posting on the Somethingawful.com Forums all day"
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Jul 30, 2015 21:58
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 "It turns out homosexuality killed the dinosaurs..."
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Jul 30, 2015 22:01
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 "Cucked again!"
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Jul 30, 2015 22:03
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 "I tracked down the unicorn that jizzed in your eye."
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Jul 30, 2015 22:04
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 "These are going to be a bitch to poo poo out."
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Jul 30, 2015 22:06
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 "Oh God! You've opened a portal to the tank dimension!"
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Jul 30, 2015 22:08
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 "I don't care if you are going straight to the con right after this meeting. Homestuck cosplay is not appropriate work attire."
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Jul 30, 2015 22:11
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 "Well the good news is this is my fetish."
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Jul 30, 2015 22:12
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 "I'll suck your cock for a dollar"
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Jul 30, 2015 22:14
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 "They've broken containment! We're all hosed!"
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Jul 30, 2015 22:15
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 "It's called a metaphor, Ms. Brown."
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Jul 30, 2015 22:17
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 "Heil Hitler!"
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Jul 30, 2015 23:04
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 "HULK RAPE!"
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Jul 30, 2015 23:05
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 "Welcome to FYAD"
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Jul 30, 2015 23:06
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 "See what happens when you legalize gay marriage?"
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Jul 30, 2015 23:07
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 "Gonna have sex with this scale model of the U.S. Capitol now."
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Jul 30, 2015 23:09
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 "The gently caress kind of Vespa is that?"
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Jul 30, 2015 23:10
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 "You've failed me for the last time."
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Windows 98 posted:Where can I see all of their comics Google image search  "Even with this giant magnifying glass, I was unable to locate your penis, Somethingawful Forums poster Applewhite."
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Jul 30, 2015 23:13
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 "Your audition was fantastic. If you can lose ten pounds by the end of the month, you've got the part."
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Jul 30, 2015 23:14
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 "They're about to run a train on her."
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Jul 30, 2015 23:21
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 "Sometimes I get homicidal urges"
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Jul 30, 2015 23:23
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 "And just when you thought Ted Talks couldn't get any gayer..."
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Jul 30, 2015 23:24
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 "He's here to kill you. You're a loving dead man you motherfucker."
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Jul 30, 2015 23:29
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 "I'm the real Wolf of Wall Street. Too bad I'm such a lovely stockbroker."
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Jul 30, 2015 23:30
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 "This doesn't even make sense. How the gently caress would a sphinx even get inside my office in the first place??"
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Jul 30, 2015 23:32
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 "Is it SAFE?"
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Jul 30, 2015 23:33
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:every reply in this thread should be "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat." 
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 "You want that promotion or not?"
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