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I don't care what the dog told you- I clearly heard "PIIIIIIIIIIIISS", not "BAD rear end"!
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 23:39 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:40 |
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Mandator posted:i ain't even sucking his dick, he is just on point. my nigga Because his wife threatened to leave him after he was textfucking a tween or something back in the HD2K days afaik
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 05:30 |
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Applewhite posted:Sorry that was someone else. Sorry, that was "Boniface", wasn't it, "Applewhite."
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 05:36 |
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Applewhite posted:Probably? So, how goes the love life, then?
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 05:41 |
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Applewhite posted:A gentleman doesn't tell Well, then.. 'fess up!
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 05:44 |
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"This is not bring your bitch to work day, Jörgen!'
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 05:46 |
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Applewhite posted:And also the artist from a completely different person. its ok man gbs accepts you
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 05:52 |
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Mandator posted:i mean i don't love them though, that was the mistake he made whores, his wife, or young kids?
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 05:56 |
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Mandator posted:all three really, but i meant whores well, the new yorker knows a lot about whores- that is the only way any of its' writers have ever had sex
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 06:01 |
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"I still can't believe he was sexting a tween, Barnaby."
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 20:15 |
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"What are your views on scary homeless black men posting on the internet?"
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 21:27 |
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Its the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "ETI"
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 04:04 |
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Stop saying "the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"", its udderly ridiculous.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 17:26 |
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"Mother was right, she always said you were a lazy boy."
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 18:21 |
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Stinky_Pete posted:
idgi oh nice edit.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 00:36 |
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"I use it to distract people so I can masturbate in public."
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 01:27 |
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"Big prick, meet BIGGER prick."
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 07:56 |
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Speleothing posted:Yeah, I think there's real potential for an ottoman pun. But this isn't it He's more of a Po-ta-toman.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 21:08 |
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Applewhite posted:
Not backwardsy enough for New Yorker. Maybe a less direct hint like "Oh, you always find a way to make a Turk of yourself."
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 21:10 |
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did anyone say "dad couch, so what" yet?
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 21:11 |
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"I thought I was ordering a Barca Lounger, not a Beerfart Lounger."
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 23:20 |
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Murderion posted:
"Quack lives matter."
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 18:49 |
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Because I print as size "A" in AutoCAD, and Windows 10 took the ability to change printers away from me.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 03:20 |
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Each 1/32" represents someone dying for what he believed was right for this magnificent country. This is only up to the 1800s.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 03:24 |
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Excuse me, General StarsNBars, but your eyes have turned into "Q"s.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 03:27 |
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No sir, it is not Mahoney under your desk, but merely a whore. Haven't you seen the movie?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 03:29 |
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Sir, once again I protest. It is a kids show made for young girls. Sir? .. Sir?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 03:43 |
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TheMostFrench posted:Christ, what an rear end in a top hat. I actually laughed at this one
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 06:02 |
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Applewhite posted:Yours was better (no offense Lufiron). Good job, nerds. I had to look that up.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 20:36 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:40 |
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Applewhite posted:If you had asked me in a sext I could have just told you. Aww baby, you know I would but both our wives would get pissed (jealous).
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 20:38 |