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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp


I don't care what the dog told you- I clearly heard "PIIIIIIIIIIIISS", not "BAD rear end"!

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Mandator posted:

i ain't even sucking his dick, he is just on point. my nigga

Because his wife threatened to leave him after he was textfucking a tween or something back in the HD2K days afaik

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

Sorry that was someone else.

Sorry, that was "Boniface", wasn't it, "Applewhite."

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

So, how goes the love life, then? :3:

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

A gentleman doesn't tell ;)

Well, then.. 'fess up!

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp


"This is not bring your bitch to work day, Jörgen!'

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

And also the artist from a completely different person.

its ok man gbs accepts you

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Mandator posted:

i mean i don't love them though, that was the mistake he made

whores, his wife, or young kids? :confused:

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Mandator posted:

all three really, but i meant whores

well, the new yorker knows a lot about whores- that is the only way any of its' writers have ever had sex :newlol:

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp


"I still can't believe he was sexting a tween, Barnaby."

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

"What are your views on scary homeless black men posting on the internet?"

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Its the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "ETI"

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Stop saying "the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"", its udderly ridiculous.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

"Mother was right, she always said you were a lazy boy."

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Stinky_Pete posted:



"FACE, Frank! I said I want to sit on your FACE!"

idgi

oh nice edit.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

"I use it to distract people so I can masturbate in public."

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

"Big prick, meet BIGGER prick."

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Speleothing posted:

Yeah, I think there's real potential for an ottoman pun. But this isn't it

He's more of a Po-ta-toman. :smug:

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:


"Ive heard of the Ottoman Empire but this is ridiculous!"

Not backwardsy enough for New Yorker. Maybe a less direct hint like "Oh, you always find a way to make a Turk of yourself."

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
did anyone say "dad couch, so what" yet?

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

"I thought I was ordering a Barca Lounger, not a Beerfart Lounger."

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Murderion posted:


Duck lives matter, Bernie.

"Quack lives matter." :v:

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp


Because I print as size "A" in AutoCAD, and Windows 10 took the ability to change printers away from me.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp


Each 1/32" represents someone dying for what he believed was right for this magnificent country. This is only up to the 1800s.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp


Excuse me, General StarsNBars, but your eyes have turned into "Q"s.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp


No sir, it is not Mahoney under your desk, but merely a whore. Haven't you seen the movie?

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp


Sir, once again I protest. It is a kids show made for young girls. Sir? .. Sir?

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

TheMostFrench posted:

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

I actually laughed at this one

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

Yours was better (no offense Lufiron).

Good job, nerds. I had to look that up.

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

If you had asked me in a sext I could have just told you.

Aww baby, you know I would but both our wives would get pissed (jealous).

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