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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



w the not your daughter thing

anyway i guess i dont have mom jeans. they ride low as hell on my smooth butt

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Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

Stux posted:

even at the bottom there are stioll layer.s

Yes layers upon layers of decaying fecal matter wearing mom jeans.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
milf/cougar supremacy

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
high waisted jeans are sexy as heck

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



echinopsis posted:

milf/cougar supremacy

my brother you are married and your wife literally is a mom. it doesnt count like that

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



but yeah im getting into dumbass early/mid 90s clothes on women

esp if they have flesh on they bod

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i usually leave it on my desk or in my man purse (murse)

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PLATONIC ANAL VORE posted:

high waisted jeans are sexy as heck



echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Snapchat A Titty posted:

my brother you are married and your wife literally is a mom. it doesnt count like that

yeah i heard milf means has to be old enough to be your mother. one mans milf is another mans grilf

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



echinopsis posted:

yeah i heard milf means has to be old enough to be your mother. one mans milf is another mans grilf

oh true i can follow that

i guess im not into milfs anymore. 60 is kindof my upper limit.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
right into gaben's pocket!!!

lolololololol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Snapchat A Titty posted:

oh true i can follow that

i guess im not into milfs anymore. 60 is kindof my upper limit.

cougars on the other hand is an absolute term, not relative

cougar supremacy

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



whens the cutoff, is it 35 or40?

cause i feel like 35 is young still, like, you know, not even a year older than natalie portman

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




🎶what a wonderful thread 🎶

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
don't put your wallet in your back pockets. it's too easy to for people to steal while you're waiting for the train

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Phoenixan posted:

don't put your wallet in your back pockets. it's too easy to for people to steal while you're waiting for the train

tight jeans dude

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



not skinny btw

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


i shove mine right up my rear end

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Stymie posted:

right into gaben's pocket!!!

lolololololol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




thats the knife guy tho right? not gonna gently caress around with him tbh

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Phoenixan posted:

don't put your wallet in your back pockets. it's too easy to for people to steal while you're waiting for the train

ive not had one guy reach for my rear end in the past 20 or so years I've kept a wallet in my back pocket and I carried it around like that in thailand and poo poo too. the key is not looking like a mark

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Up inside my arse, OP

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Phoenixan posted:

don't put your wallet in your back pockets. it's too easy to for people to steal while you're waiting for the train

lol not with my wallet chain they won't !

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
did anyone make a standing desk joke yet

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
its you,
youre the joke

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
I basically live in 1999

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Wild EEPROM posted:

I basically live in 1999

how long is your wallet chain

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Wild EEPROM posted:

I basically live in 1999
wallet in the side leg pocket of your cargo pants with wallet chain

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

My bitcoin wallet is in the cloud, obviously. Fiat money is for chumps

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Silver Alicorn posted:

I use a purse or messenger bag

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i take off my pants when i sit at my computer

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Cold on a Cob posted:

i take off my pants when i sit at my computer

I like this idea

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

triple sulk posted:

i use apple wallet with apple pay

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

triple sulk posted:

i use apple wallet with apple pay

nice bull poo poo you fag. good places hardly ever take credit cards, let alone the failest of payment methods the cell phone payment method

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
hola senor, cuatro tacos por favor *whips out bedazzled iphone with apple pay* *gets a train run on him by buff vatos*

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Smythe posted:

hola senor, cuatro tacos por favor *whips out bedazzled iphone with apple pay* *gets a train run on him by buff vatos*

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cold on a Cob posted:

i take off my pants when i sit at my computer

i put on my pants when i sit down, cause taking the pants off again is part of the foreplay

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


In my manbag op

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Lowtechs posted:

How could I be wearing Mom jeans if I am a dude?

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
I leave it in the handbag of a vapid bitch who drains the wallets contents as quickly as she drains my tiny balls

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