Jeopardize your future presidential campaign ITT

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Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

Non-violent drug offenders should be forced to take a drug treatment program instead of jail time. Addiction is a disease and should be treated as such.

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100 HOGS AGREE: Oct 13, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I dislike corn in all forms.

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

lambeth posted:

I've had an abortion.

I performed that abortion

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lambeth: Aug 31, 2009

I believe Sherman's March to the Sea was the finest action this country has ever taken, and I believe it should be done again.

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MrBims: Sep 25, 2007; by Ralp

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

I dislike corn in all forms.

I like huitlacoche

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

VendaGoat posted:

I performed that abortion

I was that abortion.

(That could kind of go the other way but probably not.)

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

FIRST TIME posted:

I was that abortion.

(That could kind of go the other way but probably not.)

This proves how poorly of a job I would do.

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

VendaGoat posted:

This proves how poorly of a job I would do.

Obama had what it takes though so that's why he's president of the united states this very day.

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ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

I believe the terrorists have won.

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

FIRST TIME posted:

Obama had what it takes though so that's why he's president of the united states this very day.

You know, I'm glad he's doing this, because a fetus living in a dumpster would be in agony. The humane thing is to kill it.

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Soup du Jour: Sep 8, 2011; I always knew I'd die with a headache.

full communism now

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Paper With Lines: Aug 21, 2013; The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

me irl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_qMJSPtqY

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Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

I'm a Muslim.

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Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Not all minorities are bad.

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Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

I'm one of the good ones, like Bobby Jindal!

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School Nickname: Apr 23, 2010; *fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*

Having a SA ~~posting history~~account.

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Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

i think the poor should be denied healthcare but given fast food and guns. it will thin the herd a bit.

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

i think the poor should be denied healthcare but given fast food and guns. it will thin the herd a bit.

This belongs in a thread with the opposite premise.

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The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

If elected, i vow to have sex with all the interns

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poopzilla: Nov 23, 2004

I'm selling all the crappy middle states to china for blow money for everyone on the east and west coast

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A Winner is Jew: Feb 14, 2008; by exmarx

I just don't like black people.

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Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

FIRST TIME posted:

Obama had what it takes though so that's why he's president of the united states this very day.

Oh my god.

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A Winner is Jew: Feb 14, 2008; by exmarx

Jewel Repetition posted:

Oh my god.

That's not even the top 10 worst cartoons he made that year. The politoons thread has such horrors to show you.

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1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

god drat america

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old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

smoke weed full communism now hail satan sell the baby parts

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StandardVC10: Feb 6, 2007; This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Ohio is a bad state. Ohioans are lousy people.

Iowa and New Hampshire are, frankly, almost as bad.

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lambeth: Aug 31, 2009

I believe that fried food is unhealthy and contributes to our massive obesity problem, so I will be banning all of it once I'm in office.

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Duckbox: Sep 7, 2007

I'm short, went to a state school, and have prominent facial hair.

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Stuffguyman: Jun 3, 2007

* Says something I earnestly believe that isn't a focus group tested talking point with no substance *

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ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Duckbag posted:

I'm short, went to a state school, and have prominent facial hair.

Same, sans facial hair.

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Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

I'm the golden haired product of my uncle-father and my mother's incest

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Something Else: Dec 27, 2004; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

gently caress the troops, im a big time user of the drugs

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Joining the military doesn't instantly transform you into a hero

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DrakePegasus: Jan 30, 2009; It was Plundersaurus Rex's dream to be the greatest pirate dragon ever.

I officially recognize that Australia has active concentration camps.
Also,

lambeth posted:

I believe Sherman's March to the Sea was the finest action this country has ever taken, and I believe it should be done again.

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Star Man: Jun 1, 2008; There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Why are lesbians better carpenters than men?

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stoutfish: Oct 8, 2012; by zen death robot

i believe everyone should have a gay abortion

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Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

I cried in a newspaper's parking lot.

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100 HOGS AGREE: Oct 13, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I'm glad Ronald Reagan is dead and burning in hell and my greatest regret is that he died of Alzheimer's as an incoherent idiot instead of cognizant of my own two hands slowly choking the life out of him.

Hail Satan.

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a rowdy mullet: Feb 12, 2009

I seriously want to renounce my American citizenship and move to Canada :canada:

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Bastard Tetris: Apr 27, 2005; L-Shaped; Nap Ghost

i'm gay

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