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Pearl Harbor Mosque
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 06:23 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 10:35 |
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Dark Souls 2 is better than Bloodborne.
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 06:46 |
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Son of cash crab posted:Dark Souls 2 is better than Bloodborne.
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 06:47 |
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Star-Spangled Banner is impossible to sing and we should get a better national anthem.
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 07:08 |
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Duckbag posted:Nothern Virginia isn't the real Virginia. Hey screw you, there is West Virginia, west-Virginia, and where people live: NoVA, Richmond, Norfolk. We came way closer to flipping Fauquier County than we had any business doing in '08. Concordat posted:Look just pretend when people say Maryland they are also including Northern Virginia, and excluding it when they say Virginia. Ew. FOR VIRGINIA Corsair Pool Boy has issued a correction as of 07:39 on Aug 10, 2015 |
# ? Aug 10, 2015 07:31 |
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Nuh uh, that McCain campaign lady made it pretty clear that "real Virginia" supported McCain so that state Obama won was obviously fake Virginia all along.
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 12:44 |
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I believe that loopholes that allow corporations to engage in tax evasion should be completely stopped by requiring big businesses operating in the united states to pay a % of their assets in tax every year. My slogan to sell all this would be If Corporations are People, People Should Pay Taxes. Now I'm unelectable without even diving into my personal problems.
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 15:04 |
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My fellow Americans, let me tell you about Homestuck
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 16:54 |
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I'd like to tell you folks about a little piece of media that made me the man I am today. It taught me the moral code I live by, and hope to teach my kids, and America as a whole. Friends, let me tell you about Huniepop... e: gently caress i need to learn to refresh the page before posting
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 16:56 |
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Swan Curry posted:My fellow Americans, let me tell you about Homestuck I think we have a winner.
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 16:56 |
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something something intern loving also Swan Curry posted:My fellow Americans, let me tell you about Homestuck
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 21:05 |
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Swan Curry posted:My fellow Americans, let me tell you about Homestuck
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 21:21 |
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Under my administration, I will have all the poor killed and unemployed middle class people will be forced to take the jobs that no one wants, like being a custodian or fruit picker. In order to prevent those freeloaders from bootstrapping their way out of poverty, I plan on establishing a feudalistic system where the New Poors will pass their jobs onto their children--wait, why are you applauding?
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 22:21 |
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Whiskey Sours posted:
The colors are totally hosed up for that. The south was democratic while the north was hard line republican.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:47 |
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Tenzarin posted:The colors are totally hosed up for that. The south was democratic while the north was hard line republican. Blue and red still make thematic sense where they are though.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:52 |
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This was the map for Reagan in 1980. The colors are just arbitrary and only got cemented as red=republican, blue-democratic because that was the predominant color scheme in 2000 and we got to see that map a lot.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:58 |
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Reagan was the worst president of the 20th Century.
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:59 |
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Duckbag posted:Reagan was the worst president of the 20th Century. Look I'm not saying don't commit treason, but just don't do it in such a fashion that we all say, "Yah, that's the textbook definition of treason" Have some loving ambiguity
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:57 |
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The black community did this to itself.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:02 |
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I want to restart manned space flight with the express aim of loading all white people on a rocket to the sun.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 09:06 |
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military worship in the US is toxic and fascist
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 10:01 |
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"Andrew Jackson was the closest the United States ever came to electing Hitler, and he's still on our money."
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 12:33 |
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i have a way to solve race relations in america AND repopulate liberia
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 15:52 |
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I think it's time we forgive all Latin debt.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 16:51 |
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The only reason D.C. isn't a state is that Republicans don't want one that's majority black.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:20 |
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As president I will guide this country using the wisdom of the six Elements of Harmony.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:36 |
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I spoke to god this morning, She told me what must be done to make this country great again.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:35 |
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Income from investments should be taxed at the same or a higher rate than income earned from work.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 19:05 |
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Americans need to be lazier.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 23:14 |
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My fellow Americans, I vow to personally gently caress each and every one of you as soon as I am elected. Willing or not, I will have your names and addresses and the most powerful army and surveillance system in the world. There will be no where to hide from my intense, deep, and patriotic loving. Each and every one of you, man or woman, will moan with liberty as I assault your quivering insides with my yawning shaft of freedom. I pledge to you with every rigid, rock hard fiber of my being that no stone will be unturned, no river too wide, no mountain to high for me to not find and personally gently caress you before my term is over.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 04:00 |
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All mainstream music sounds like children banging on pots and pans to me. My campaign anthem is an obscure Zappa track from his jazz period. No, not that one.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 10:53 |
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Duckbag posted:All mainstream music sounds like children banging on pots and pans to me. Well, you've earned my dad's vote at least.
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:27 |
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iowa is a garbage state full of garbage people and new hampshire isn't much better
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 15:31 |
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(starting off a national prime-time broadcast) My fellow Americans: I am looking for a bento box. It can't be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any other girl color...
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 16:56 |
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*clears throat* We passed the Point of no Return on global warming years ago and now the only question is how many decades until Mother Nature gets sick of our poo poo and kills off all of us. After that, the jellyfish will own the sea while rats and cockroaches battle each other for land supremacy. *pause for reaction, none forthcoming* Also, I once defended a few bad amines on multiple internet message boards. I literally don't remember why I thought it was important. *multiple cries of shock, outrage from audience*
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:49 |
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I've spent 8 years posting on something awful dot com and i'm only a little bit ashamed
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# ? Aug 13, 2015 23:17 |
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The national anthem is an extremely ugly musical arrangement. If elected president I pledge to replace it
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 02:53 |
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walgreenslatino posted:The national anthem is an extremely ugly musical arrangement. If elected president I pledge to replace it If elected president, I will replace our national anthem with Canada's. Our national anthem is about a singular event in a war that most Americans don't even know about, and has four verses, three of which nobody knows. I much prefer "O Canada", which is short, simple, and gets straight to the point, which is pure mindless patriotism.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 03:50 |
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Every state in this blasted hellscape of a Union sucks in a unique and special way.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 04:25 |
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More than twenty years ago I performed medical research on stem cell tissue from two aborted fetuses and published a paper on it.
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# ? Aug 14, 2015 05:39 |