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and those aborted fetuses grew up to be... yancy and david koch!
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Whiskey Sours posted:
Can't believe I'm saying this but well done Kansas Nebraska, you've got a bit of a growth going there you might wanna get that checked out. Utah you're looking a bit puffy maybe scale it back on the mormons a bit and give Nevada some breathing room? Not sure what you were thinking there with the breakup there Dakota but I think you looked much better this way Idaho, get your poo poo together. What kind of a border is that?
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Kansas actually fought its civil war a few years earlier. By the time the rest of country started fighting, the federal government had started keeping a really close eye on them. As I recall, the northwestern plains/mountain states got broken up based on overly-optimistic estimates of population growth because some idiot surveyor or other dramatically overestimated how much water was up there. Idawashingho still looks super weird though.
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Aug 14, 2015 08:51
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It's weird that a third of our senate is elected from deserted garbage states that no one wants to live in. As president, I would support letting medium sized states like Utah and New Jersey annex stupid little ones like Wyoming and Delaware and nullify all their laws.
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Aug 14, 2015 08:55
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Duckbag posted:It's weird that a third of our senate is elected from deserted garbage states that no one wants to live in. New Jersey is actually the 11th most populated state in the US, I wouldn't call it medium sized (especially not by area, New Jersey is the 4th smallest state).
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Duckbag posted:It's weird that a third of our senate is elected from deserted garbage states that no one wants to live in. eliminate the Senate and return to the population-based formula in the constitution of one member of the House for every 30,000 constituents. We'd have ten thousand members of the House, so they wouldn't be able to convene in D.C. anymore and it would be much harder for lobbyists to reach enough of them to make a difference on any one issue. They could each have an office in their district, or even work out of their homes. All legislating would be done online.
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Corndogs are poo poo and we should really stop giving a drat what the flyover states think.
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I eat Kid Cuisine for every meal.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:47
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Duckbag posted:It's weird that a third of our senate is elected from deserted garbage states that no one wants to live in. Thunderdome
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Aug 15, 2015 00:19
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I'm going to solve unemployment forever by reinstating the draft for all ages and invading Iraq until the end of time, creating tons of steady jobs.
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Aug 15, 2015 03:41
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My fellow Americans, I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!
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Aug 15, 2015 04:51
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My fellow United Statians, (never finishes his sentence)
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Aug 15, 2015 04:58
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My name is Jeb Bush
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NotJesus posted:My fellow United Statians, We have no right to monopolize the word "American" - under my iron fisted reign Usonian will be the only acceptable adjective.
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Aug 15, 2015 05:45
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We called dibs two hundred years ago and are still the only country with "America" in the name. Everyone else should get over it. Wait no, what I meant to say is: ¡Hola mis amigos norteamericanos!
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Abner Cadaver II posted:We have no right to monopolize the word "American" - under my iron fisted reign Usonian will be the only acceptable adjective. (is never heard from ever again) NotJesus has issued a correction as of 18:51 on Aug 15, 2015 |
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Aug 15, 2015 18:20
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I'm glad Paraguay decided to #ChooseLife for the God-given gift to that 11 year old girl.
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MrBims posted:I'm glad Paraguay decided to #ChooseLife for the God-given gift to that 11 year old girl. you have jeopardized your future presidential campaign with your blatant disregard for the sanctity of human life with this sarcastic rear end pro abortion bull poo poo post.
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Aug 15, 2015 18:43
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As president, I will balance the budget by decimating military spending and putting it all into social welfare and NASA.
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Aug 15, 2015 21:30
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I'm literally a communist. There, that oughta do it for the next fifty years or so.
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Petty Haberdasher posted:As president, I will balance the budget by decimating military spending and putting it all into social welfare and NASA. the DoD will become a division of NASA, and all of it's budget will immediately be under NASA control. Poor people will be given jobs building spaceships and launching pads. All US soldiers will deploy from the moon by 2025.
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City of Tampa posted:the DoD will become a division of NASA, and all of it's budget will immediately be under NASA control. Poor people will be given jobs building spaceships and launching pads. All US soldiers will deploy from the moon by 2025. Orbital Drop Shock Troopers will be a thing.
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Aug 15, 2015 22:20
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Lastgirl posted:Orbital Drop Shock Troopers will be a thing. Marine Todds from God
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Lastgirl posted:Orbital Drop Shock Troopers will be a thing. Well it's not likely to be result in all that many more deaths than some of their airborne transports of late.
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Aug 16, 2015 00:56
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All of the minorities that America had enslaved or mistreated in its history deserve reparations and my first act as president will be to throw money at them until they are made whole again.
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Aug 16, 2015 01:12
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There is no God but God and M-
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Aug 16, 2015 01:34
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I'm mentally ill
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Aug 16, 2015 04:40
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How about we do something about this military/prison complex and the police state?
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Aug 16, 2015 08:52
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There is nothing inherently immoral about eating cats, dogs, or horses. The de facto ban on these products is a blatant violation of our constitutional rights and I will take this case all the way to the Supreme Court if I have to.
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Aug 16, 2015 08:59
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Andrew Jackson loving sucked. So did James Polk. You know what, gently caress every guy before FDR and half of those that came after him too.
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Aug 16, 2015 09:23
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George Washington was a toothless man in a dirty wig and probably smelled pretty bad
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Aug 16, 2015 09:41
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I post on the same internet forum where some people got investigated by the Secret Service.
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Aug 16, 2015 10:55
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Mods knew but I got elected anyway. 4 more years!
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The war on drugs was a terrible mistake. As president I will immediately pardon everyone convicted of a drug charge. Every other industrialized nation in the world uses a single payer healthcare system and all of the have lower costs than the US. I fully support moving the US to socialized medical care.
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Aug 16, 2015 19:46
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Let's smoke some crack!!!
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Let's smoke some crack!!!
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Oops, but seriously, let's smoke some crack. Marion berry is getting paranoid.
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