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thewireguy posted:Let's smoke some crack!!! While this may jeopardize your chances to win the United States presidency, I think you can still make mayor of Toronto.
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Aug 16, 2015 22:07
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Prisons are not actually solutions for homelessness or mental illness.
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Aug 18, 2015 07:02
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Sir Mat of Dickie posted:Prisons are not actually solutions for homelessness or mental illness. Abortions are.
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Aug 18, 2015 15:53
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if elected, my first priority will be ethics in videogame journalism
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Aug 19, 2015 03:55
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I'm spiritual, but not religious. You won't find God in a church, man.
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Aug 19, 2015 05:45
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I am a member of the Church of Satan.
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Aug 19, 2015 13:05
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Alter Ego posted:I am a member of the Church of Satan. Just like j.f.k.
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Aug 20, 2015 23:30
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Maybe we should care about the fetuses after they're born too
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Aug 21, 2015 16:28
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Lord of Pie posted:Maybe we should care about the fetuses after they're born too Only until enlistment age.
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Aug 21, 2015 17:22
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I will protect the first amendment *burns american flag*
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Aug 21, 2015 17:53
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I think monogamy is the only way to have a lasting loving relationship.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:00
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Im from Canada.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:07
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im bi
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Aug 25, 2015 06:41
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I am the reincarnation of Ted Kennedy.
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Aug 27, 2015 02:09
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My presidential museum will include a replica fursuit from my fursuiting days.
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Aug 29, 2015 21:25
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French Canadian posted:My presidential museum will include a replica fursuit from my fursuiting days. Yeah but if you were an eagle or something that might make your chances better. I am a Nazi, a Communist, a Fascist, and a sexagenarian who practices celibacy with his wife.
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Aug 29, 2015 21:49
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*goes to a debate* subscribe to my youtube channel
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Aug 29, 2015 23:34
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When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.
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Aug 29, 2015 23:36
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I'll let you know my policy positions after you elect me 
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Aug 30, 2015 02:03
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Niggers, also Jews and other assorted mudraces
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Aug 30, 2015 02:21
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If elected I will pardon misunderstood patriot Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski.
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Aug 30, 2015 05:43
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jonathan pollard did nothing wrong
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Aug 30, 2015 05:54
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PsychicToaster posted:When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. title of thread is "jeopardize your future presidential campaign ITT", not "catapult yourself to front-runner status ITT"
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Aug 31, 2015 02:13
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We should reduce our nuclear arsenal and defense spending; then channel the freed funds into social programs for disadvantaged americans. We should also invest in foreign aid to help the developing world, as poverty and political oppression are the roots for terrorism. Terrorism is a societal issue, not a military one. *I'm never getting elected* 
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Aug 31, 2015 17:39
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tumblr.txt posted:If elected I will pardon misunderstood patriot Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski. Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:title of thread is "jeopardize your future presidential campaign ITT", not "catapult yourself to front-runner status ITT"
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Aug 31, 2015 18:44
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*Is in a mixed race Marriage* has this actually not been said yet? I'm not searching
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That hasn't hurt Jeb outside of that one time Trump was a prick about his views on illegal immigration. However, the election process is still young.
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lambeth posted:That hasn't hurt Jeb outside of that one time Trump was a prick about his views on illegal immigration. However, the election process is still young. Sorry I meant *Married a "black"*
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Sep 2, 2015 03:48
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My fellow Americans, my economic recovery plan consists of lining up the Forbes 400 in descending order of wealth, then executing them one at a time until the rest agree to a 90% marginal tax rate for their bracket.* I have a similar proposal for resolving the Israel/Palestine conflict - just go by order of succession instead of personal finance, with a two-state solution as the end goal. Also we'd need two lines for that one I guess. I'm sure we can figure that out once I'm elected. *The People's Firing Squad will execute Gates and the Waltons regardless 
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Sep 3, 2015 02:24
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Actually, I think having politicians running Washington is a good thing.
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Sep 3, 2015 04:31
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point of return posted:Actually, I think having politicians running Washington is a good thing. Better than the alternative.
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Sep 3, 2015 04:32
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Like many other Christians in this great nation, I have cherry picked the parts I liked and subscribe to as part of my world view. For instance, I think it's immoral to financially support Israel's abuse and perpetual war on Palestinians, that the wealthy of this country are lauded in their exploitation of the poor, and that many of our politicians want to make Lady Liberty a liar when she says that America is a place for those poor, tired, and yearning-to-break-free refugees. But I'm a sexual deviant myself, think all bathrooms should be unisex and am pleased at the Supreme Court's decision on gay marriage. Oh yeah and it should stay a secular nation, not a Christian one (and Jesus wouldn't approve of it becoming one either!)
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:Like many other Christians in this great nation, I have cherry picked the parts I liked and subscribe to as part of my world view. For instance, I think it's immoral to financially support Israel's abuse and perpetual war on Palestinians, that the wealthy of this country are lauded in their exploitation of the poor, and that many of our politicians want to make Lady Liberty a liar when she says that America is a place for those poor, tired, and yearning-to-break-free refugees. But I'm a sexual deviant myself, think all bathrooms should be unisex and am pleased at the Supreme Court's decision on gay marriage. Oh yeah and it should stay a secular nation, not a Christian one (and Jesus wouldn't approve of it becoming one either!) I think you've sped past losing your campaign and just gotten yourself assassinated.
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Sep 5, 2015 14:33
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City of Tampa posted:eliminate the Senate and return to the population-based formula in the constitution of one member of the House for every 30,000 constituents. We'd have ten thousand members of the House, so they wouldn't be able to convene in D.C. anymore and it would be much harder for lobbyists to reach enough of them to make a difference on any one issue. They could each have an office in their district, or even work out of their homes. All legislating would be done online. This would actually earn my vote. Turn congress into loving jury duty.
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Mr. Horrible posted:*The People's Firing Squad will execute Gates and the Waltons regardless What's wrong with Gates? His foundation has done all those Good Things plus he's one of the people that have pledged to give away half their fortune. Comparatively, he's one of the "good ones" (right?).
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Sep 5, 2015 20:30
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:What's wrong with Gates? His foundation has done all those Good Things plus he's one of the people that have pledged to give away half their fortune. Comparatively, he's one of the "good ones" (right?). Isn't Windows ME reason enough?  He has incredibly loving stupid ideas about education reform, and his advocacy in general suffers from the "computer engineers can hack all social problems!" hubris that permeates tech culture. But really, if he gave a drat about charity he wouldn't be the richest person in the world in the first place. Of all the people on the planet he's probably the most responsible for our sorry state of digital security by making both an operating system and a web browser that are full of holes. His is involved in the development of web standards but doesn't even try to adhere to the rules they themselves drafted. He also got a monopoly in the OS market by being a purestrain rear end in a top hat. Instead of dividing the profits fairly among all the coders, testers, etc. (you know, the people who actually did all the work) he kept the lion's share for himself. He even went so far as to violate the law and pretend that employees were somehow not actually employed by him. Essentially, he is the poster boy for unchecked greed and entitlement. The fact that he thinks he can expiate his sins by muscling in and telling governments how to do things under the guise of charity - or by giving away some of his ill-gotten billions after he's already had his fun - is just the icing on the cake.
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Thump! posted:I think you've sped past losing your campaign and just gotten yourself assassinated. But I'm a straight white male! I thought that was as good as body armor most places. ...maybe I can patch this problem up with the right running mate. Black lesbian in a wheelchair or more along the lines of Bernie Sanders?
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Teddy Roosevelt was a
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Whiskey Sours posted:Teddy Roosevelt was a Teddy bear. Checks out imo.
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