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Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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kazil posted:



http://imgur.com/gallery/Zsj0vl4

As if the world needed more proof that Imgur was made up of horny, lonely teenage boys

Once the monopoly of pussy is broken women will no longer have power over men and we will finally be free.

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Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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twistedmentat posted:

Browncoats make me hate Firefly. It was an okay show for the time, but to hear them talk about it, its like Mad Men, Breaking Bad and Deadwood all rolled into one. Also, a lot of the space western stuff got annoying after a while. Okay I can understand that there are fringe planets that aren't as wealthy and high tech as others, and horses are better than nothing, but why would everyone dress in 1880s clothing. But it got to be a show about hats then.

http://imgur.com/gallery/8Fzfa

These are fine when they're short and have jokes but holy poo poo, does anyone have time to sit there and follow these flowcharts? I like how the "what to eat one" starts off "are you in Japan", loving Weebs. Not everything is about Japan! I like Japanese stuff, but its not automatically making things better. Though Green Tea Kitkats are pretty good. The only one that's almost the right length is the Horse one, but even then its way to long.

How do you know if you're in Japan though, there wasn't a flow chart.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Those are good choices for woman in the year imo

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Monicro posted:

It's really bad, let's just all go back to swooning over laverne cox

Why her?

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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I dove deep into this imgur website and found some terrible stuff.

http://i.imgur.com/HxSvxmj.webm

http://imgur.com/gallery/qr0gqF4

http://imgur.com/gallery/dxVCHju

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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AtomD posted:

As a literal white South African, I'm far more scared of American cops than black people.

Are there a lot of American cops in south africa?

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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So... What's your favorite scent ?

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Everyone knows women would never try to scam someone, it's sexist to think they would.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Your Computer posted:

Fought off the SJW



Im a crossdresser and was shopping alone in a women's clothing store. The look on her face was priceless. :smuggo:

Yeah, enjoy your cheap laugh, trans people have enough problems without your petty remarks.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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MGTen posted:



"My pointless prank resulted in me panicking and buying cake for the entire school! Bow down and worship my name, mortals! I am like a god unto thee!"



A father projects his own insecurities onto his family, abandoning them emotionally to pursue his own selfish interests. It's rare to see an Imgurian be this self-aware about their own childish behavior and emotional immaturity. Hopefully, now that they recognize their problem they can grow as a parent and a person.



"I am literally too dumb to feed myself and my girlfriend is a surrogate mother. This is funny and not the least bit depressing or pathetic."



Betty calls 911 because the butcher is clearly having a stroke.



Please get help for your father. It sounds like he's going through some stuff.



Thanks for telling me why this stuff is not funny I wouldn't of known otherwise.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Post your favorite joke to over analyze.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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I'm really sick of Quran thumpers tbh

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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It doesn't matter because transmen are short and small so they can't play any sports that matter (baseball, football, basketball). However, they make good twinks for the same reason so it balances out.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Eponine posted:

And again, the fuckability meter comes into play.

What's this?

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Eponine posted:

How fuckable are trans athletes?

How is anyone more or less fuckable? Is not everyone as easily able to be hosed (or gently caress)? Unless I suppose the are deformed or disfigured and cannot penetrate or penetrated.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Eponine posted:

You said trans men's (sometimes) smaller builds make them better twinks. And thus more fuckable by people who are into twinks. Stop being purposefully dense.

I just say they make better twinks not more fuckable. I do not think a person can be more able or less able to gently caress because of masculine or feminine feature. Only less or more able to gently caress if they have two penis (twice as able to gently caress) or maybe have disfigured genitals (less able to gently caress). This is how I understand fuckable (combination of gently caress (act of sex) and able). I hope this has cleared any confusion you have.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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I am not sneaky I am forthright and honest person.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Gaunab posted:

That's a man's handwriting.

Do not be a sexist

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Whoolighams posted:

I will never understand the internet cheerleading of loving over workers on Imgur or otherwise. People want a livable wage, McDonalds responds by erasing their jobs, therefore YAY MASSIVE BUSINESS? That'll show those fuckers, be GLAD you get scraps.

How McDonald's gently caress over worker? The worker can get a job and make some money and the work is low skill and easy to do. I think it is beneficial. Why so much anger?

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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CommunistPancake posted:

can't support a family on $8/hr

How much does it take?

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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goose fleet posted:

At least ten times that amount

Holy poo poo...

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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One of my neighbors as a child was a prostitute who collected many AIDS from government. She lived a nice life. I lived in a bad neighborhood I think. Maybe welfare sometimes is not always give to the broken and sometimes people live better than if they work legally.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Fathis Munk posted:

I don't know but it's amazing.

Sharyu never stop posting/quoting/whatever you do. :allears:

Your kind words give me a warm feeling inside my heart. :)

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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I think people who are raised on website created in the very end of 90's and early 2000 would not have kids by now old enough to have been raised by websites created in the mid 2000's. Due to the aggressive nature of the picture it seems like a teenager would of created the "rebuttal". Teenagers are often very angsty and aggressive.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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I meant to post this on the different thread "Idiots on Social Media" but I share this using Imgur website so maybe not so wrong thread? I hope you enjoy viewing regardless.

Shayu has a new favorite as of 22:43 on Nov 27, 2015

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Life is like a meme, don't you think? At first, it so funny, create much mirth and happiness in your heart. After some time it become not so happy creating, it become stale. But the meme (LIFE) continue. It becomes difficult to bear, it hurts in your stomach to see. Unlike life meme cannot die, it is eternal suffering. Meme hell.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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The movie Reservoir Dogs has a girl try to shoot two criminals and shoots the under cover cop in the stomach then the other bad guy kills her. I thought this was a cool movie, would not have been as cool to view if there were no guns. So this is a good reason for guns to be allowed .

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Puppy Time posted:

That guy's grandkids used to call him that? What the hell is wrong with his family?!

Black peoples often refer to themselves by the "N Word", it is in vogue with the blacks of our contemporary society. I thought this was common understanding?

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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The nazis did take the estates and properties of "enemies of the state" which included political dissidents, homosexuals, Jews, blacks, and many more deemed unworthy by the nazi government both inside and outside of Germany. This wealth was used to enrich the third reich. I don't see why there is such offense taken from pointing this out.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Oh I did not read that part.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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RatHat posted:

Isn't this actually true though? I mean not the morality of human experimentation but that we learned a ridiculous amount from them?

Most of what we know about treating frostbite comes from nazi experiment. They'd freeze people and experiment on ways to heal them. They observed the stages of frostbite, and so on. It was not so good thing but what they learned ironically help many people in our modern society.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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CommunistPancake posted:

No, their experiments were really lovely and taught us basically nothing.

Here's a good summary (on reddit, lol): https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2u3axx/did_human_experimentation_conducted_by_the_nazis/co4su39

I'm a frostbite scientist I think I understand what I'm talking about.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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I think the woman should pay child support if the man get the kids.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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The real thing we need to be talk about is the state of shells in Mario Kart (a video game). I think that shells should be available to all players and not just available to players in certain order of the race. It's unfair to players who are experienced to be punished with the equivalent of a B.E.T. fired at them.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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joedevola posted:

You'd think in between figuring out quantum computing and lightning fast fibre optic access, Google could task some oval office to make sure their web browser can browse the loving web.



Seen this on Facebook recently too, because evidently someone who knows someone I know can't accept that weezy is a genius. That first song sounds boring as gently caress.

The top one not so interesting, I hear much better ones from other black peoples. The second one also not so good but I think no one says it good. Try listening to WU TANG CLAN they're very good, maybe also someone else?

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Mans posted:

it's really annoying how they keep calling Bernie a socialist and how Europe is socialist.

VAT in Iberia is above 20% and that means we're communists :downs:

Bernie is not socialist?

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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I think Bernie sanders is from Europe because his accent is so funny to hear.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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twistedmentat posted:

"I've got more guns that you can count and I'm coming for you". To which I responded "thanks for proving Trump supporters are dangerously unbalanced".
:sbahj::owned::vince::boom:

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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Why be so critical of women on the Internet? I thought SA POSTERS supposed to be supportive of woman who uses the Internet and has interests in video games? But all I see is the nitpicking and casting of stones, I feel this is beneath most of you.

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Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
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kazil posted:

I can't tell if you are a bad troll or the densest motherfucker ever

I feel that it was a normal comic and unfairly attacked by posts.

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