Idiots on Imgur: I ctrl+F'd "Hitler" to skip through the comments, lol.

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Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Somebody needs to go Jason Voorhees on this camp.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 05:58

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:30

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Posting about it for internet points is kinda weird, but "Hey I'm gonna ask your daughter to marry me you cool with that" is pretty loving common guy.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 16:21

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

http://imgur.com/gallery/pqyEYax

In which idiots need a basic life skill like making small talk broken down into an awkward video game analogy in order to understand it.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 20:39

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

http://imgur.com/gallery/qjnRveu

Gettin mad about shows for children.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 21:05

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Hmm yes what should I add to this already very fatty cut of meat? OH I KNOW, A BUNCH OF OIL AND FAT.

Edit:

A nightmare Gordon Ramsay once had posted:

Wagyu is fatty. It needs to be cooked quite thoroughly to caramelize the fat. For a lean cut, go rare. For a fatty cut, cook it more.

loving beautiful.

Ape Has Killed Ape has a new favorite as of 09:20 on Nov 2, 2015

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 09:17

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

I like how he cuts poultry and vegetables on the same board.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 09:30

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

MGTen posted:

I get the joke. It just isn't funny because it makes no sense for someone to speak like that.

"Could I get some beef, Paul?"

"NO BLACK BETTY HAM OR LAMB"

I mean, best case scenario, the butcher is weirdly curt and pushy with his customers:

"No [beef], black Betty. Ham or lamb?"

But it really should be "No beef today, black Betty. Want some ham or lamb?"

But that doesn't match up with the song at all. Plus, Betty is wondering why she's going to a racist butcher that runs his store so poorly that he runs out of beef.

It's a complete failure of a joke.

Every time you post I become more and more convinced that you are a literal wet blanket that somehow gained access to a computer and a credit card.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 07:08

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Crow Jane posted:

Countdown to poptart fairy materializing like a cloud of farts...

*stands in the bathroom and looks at the mirror*

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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 00:11

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Gosh it's just so darn hard being a white male in America. Truly, there is no struggle like ours.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 19:04

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Rondette posted:

We went to Telford the other day, I poo poo you not, there is an Apple shop called Stormfront

https://www.stormfront.co.uk/

Checks out, not a single minority in that picture.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 00:16

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:30

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Why stop at children? If you screw up at work, your boss slams your face into the desk. Let that be a lesson to you, young man.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 18:08

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