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what the gently caress are you doing, OP
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Aug 2, 2015 19:38
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:what the gently caress are you doing, OP Am I doing something wrong? |
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After we make a pinhole camera to watch the sun during an eclipse, she whispers "infowars.com" |
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Aug 2, 2015 20:08
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dogcrash truther posted:Am I doing something wrong? Posting.
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Aug 2, 2015 20:08
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Teacher: Well, 1 + 0.999999999 repeating is 2, actually.
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Aug 2, 2015 20:09
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don't forget to carry the 0
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Aug 2, 2015 21:13
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"Cooties shots cause autism." |
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Aug 2, 2015 21:22
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Miss Psychosis posted:Posting. lmao ---------------- |
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Aug 2, 2015 21:36
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dogcrash truther posted:"Cooties shots cause autism." lol |
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Aug 2, 2015 22:06
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i love infowars.com! i love my mommy! love recess too |
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Aug 2, 2015 22:58
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Miss Psychosis posted:Posting. lol dogcrash truther posted:"Cooties shots cause autism." lol |
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Aug 2, 2015 23:01
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reading time is the best, yesterday she read "Mikhail Wine Stain and the Communist Agenda", and rumors are next week is "Life is Meaningless: a Children's Primer to Ennui and Disappointment"
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Aug 2, 2015 23:13
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It's like, I can see where this thread is trying to go, but it's probably going somewhere else.
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Aug 2, 2015 23:21
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My kindergarten teacher gets high with kids after they graduate. |
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Aug 2, 2015 23:25
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My kindergarten teacher keeps it relevant. Instead of playing telephone we just retweet each other. |
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Aug 2, 2015 23:26
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this Friday we get movie time and this week she chose dallas buyers club!
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dogcrash truther posted:My kindergarten teacher gets high with kids after they graduate. i am your kindergarten teacher ---------------- |
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Aug 3, 2015 01:27
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Miss Psychosis posted:Posting. |
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Aug 3, 2015 01:30
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Miss Psychosis posted:Posting. Rude. Uncalled for. Childish. |
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Aug 3, 2015 02:54
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dogcrash truther posted:Rude. Uncalled for. Childish. Yes.
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dogcrash truther posted:Rude. Uncalled for. Childish. But enough about your, posting
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Bwee posted:But enough about your, posting I'm gentle now, and it's difficult to know how to come back from an own like this. |
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Aug 3, 2015 07:52
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in the poetry unit teacher reads us yung lean and has us practice our squats, fam
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Aug 3, 2015 16:39
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Aug 3, 2015 17:22
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Gatekeeper posted:
gonna steal this in my future classroom |
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dogcrash truther posted:I'm gentle now, and it's difficult to know how to come back from an own like this. edit out any owns against you into pictures of baby animals |
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Aug 3, 2015 20:09
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Gatekeeper posted:
As am I. Middle schoolers these days: BACK TO BASICS.
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Aug 3, 2015 20:29
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when did this become the teacher forum? too dang cool imo
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Thunder Moose posted:As am I. realpost if you teach kids at that age, (any age really, but kids are bonkers at that age) then you are a certified hero 
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my kindergarten teacher gave me an avocado with a salt shaker for lunch when then seagulls took my lunchn |
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Aug 5, 2015 07:47
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theres a kid in my class named adrian that im having real trouble not calling on by going "yo adrian" in my best rocky impression
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Aug 6, 2015 05:17
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Derek pooped his pants again
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Aug 6, 2015 05:58
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i flunked out posted:theres a kid in my class named adrian that im having real trouble not calling on by going "yo adrian" in my best rocky impression you p much have to do this ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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today during recess one of my students was talking to me about tv. i asked her what her favorite show was and she goes "my name is earl"
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when i was a preschool teacher i shared naptime watch with the kindergarten teacher, miss danette. i would take my lunch during the first half of naptime and then she would take her lunch for the last half. one time i was late coming back from lunch and miss danette missed her nail appointment and called me a punkass in front of all the kids. the kids said "miss january is a punkass" for the rest of the year and miss danette felt bad and made me a card that said "i'm sorry for calling you a punkass" in glitter
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Aug 6, 2015 21:37
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january is not my real name, it was just what the kids called me that year. there was some confusion regarding my introduction to the class and the calendar game we played on the first day of school
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Aug 6, 2015 21:39
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all the kids call me rear end in a top hat but I'm uncertain were the confusion came from 
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they also throw their tater tots at me but I think that's because the think I like them
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