NCAA 14 B1G/Pac-12 Season 7: And The Beat Goes On

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cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

John Brown posted:

I got an instacommit from a top DE...now watch as Cletus proceeds to clean house.

drat, not a single instacommit out of 11 recruits that I tried for it on. Something ain't right here!

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cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

John Brown posted:

Holy poo poo! Isn't that the first time ever?

Yeah, since I got the skill it definitely is - especially with that many people I would have wanted who had me at #1. Maybe I shouldn't have done it from the web this time.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 18:00

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Michigan r2a

Dubious posted:

Step off these dudes please k thanks

Don't see them on my board but let me know if you see otherwise.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 21:40

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Dubious, when is good for you?

John Brown posted:

E: Cletus, jesus H. 1300yds and 19TDs over 4 games???

I go after the right tight ends, at least for the Michigan playbook specifically.

He's averaging 17 yards per reception. He da best.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 20:38

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Dubious posted:

im happy with my team i just enjoyed the brief stay of my linebackers having a poo poo ton of tackles from usering them on the CPU instead of simming and stuffing all the runs

Sorry that we couldn't play for yet another season here, I know it would have been a good one. Unfortunately your CPU threw a really bad pick and was mostly held to field goals, but there were some strong plays and I know your defense would have done better in your control.

Michigan over UCLA, 38-13.

After UCLA's opening drive resulted in a punt, Michigan's very first play was a 63 yard passing TD to JB's favorite, Mackey, which broke the single-season receiving record. No funny business on it, just a wide open target and he broke one tackle to go all the way down the field. Mackey is Dick Butt on steroids.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 01:40

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Michigan r2a

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 04:50

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

John Brown posted:

Cletus, I'm not 100% sure but I think we're up next. Could you play Sunday around 10:30am CT, or in between the late games and SNF?

Yep, my wife is out of town until Sunday night, and Sunday morning I ain't got no poo poo to do. And LSU/Auburn is a day game (boooo, they should have to play us at night in Death Valley motherfuckers) so I should be awake before then for sure.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 15:09

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Hey, I'll get my game in today JB. Sorry for slacking. Might knock it out while I watch the Saints play, if not, right after.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 15:09

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Why don't you guys just play first? I'm available all week to play ACC, including after if you want to do two in a row.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 23:16

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

The Notorious ZSB posted:

Sorry man I gladly would have taken an AP. My bad.

I told him before we played in the ACC that I'd tell you to play him first and we could play another time, but he had plans already, so I think with JB having to go out of town that option wasn't there anymore.

I'll win The Game for you Dio!

# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 01:55

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

John Brown posted:

Think we can advance by Monday night?

Michigan r2a

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 02:14

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

The Notorious ZSB posted:

Cletus, I think Sunday sometime we can get this game in I hope. Otherwise maybe Tuesday morning?

I'll be around most of the day but I think my wife will want to go out at some point. Don't know when that will be, I just told her I wanted to watch the Saints game. But I can watch that while playing. I use the Xbox app on Windows 10 so even if I'm not in Madden 16 I'll keep it open to see if I see you jump online.

Tuesday morning would most likely work too.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 18:54

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

I'm online now and it would be a perfect time for me. I tried messaging you earlier when I saw you on but didn't realize I had my online status set to hidden so I dunno if you thought I wasn't there or were just realllly into that new Halo game.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 01:14

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

The Notorious ZSB posted:

Honestly if you can swing Tuesday morning that might be best. Like 8 or 9 am CT?

Yeah we can plan on that. If I see you online tonight I'll message you just to check but I'll definitely be around tomorrow morning.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 22:47

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

ZSB, my sleeping patterns have been wild since moving and with crazy work projects that keep seeming to be finished (so I feel like I'm great for a day or two, little do I know - though one of my latest iPhone/Android apps for a client just went live! But.. the data they entered that the app comes pre-loaded with to speed up your first run, they put some bad data in and now are scrambling because they have some launch party.. LOL - they wanted to QA/change data up to the LAST DAY - I could vent about work poo poo forever right now).

blah blah. Anyway, I'm awake and online now, and will still be at 8-9am, just letting you know in case you have a chance to get online any earlier.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 12:18

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

The Notorious ZSB posted:

Well I'm online now so hopefully you're still on and we can play!

e: Although you may have given up and gone to sleep. I'll be available to play until prb 1030 am ct.

Yeah, poo poo, I totally blanked on this since I got up so early. Should have set an alarm or something. (edit - I didn't fall asleep, I just totally forgot with all that time between waking up and when we were supposed to play - which is worse lol) Sorry about that.

You around tonight? Or anytime really before the advance since I work from home - I'll make sure to set an alarm.

cletus42o fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Nov 3, 2015

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 18:43

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

The Notorious ZSB posted:

I'll prb be around one of these next 2 nights to play at like 1030-11 CT.

Okay. Considering the time I woke up today, I'm not sure I'll make it tonight, but I usually get a second wind later in the day. And I kinda am hoping I can take a nap.

Worst case, tomorrow night at that time will work.

Don't forget you can always ping me on GroupMe and my phone will show it - so you can always try that if you don't see me online.

edit - Should be online in like 45 minutes or so. I'm logged on my 360 but watching a show in the other room.

edit edit - I'm online now if you're around. Not sure how long I'll stick around before I go to bed but I'll wait around for a bit in case you can get on.

edit edit edit - Going to sleep now. We can try for tomorrow.

cletus42o fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Nov 4, 2015

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 22:48

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Think tonight will work for you? Sorry, I know this is my fault since you were definitely online yesterday morning and I can't believe I forgot.

Tomorrow would work for me too. And I'm generally going to be available any time during the day in case you want to try a morning again (and I'll set a reminder this time!). Afternoons are mostly clear too, outside of some scheduled work calls.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 16:09

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

The Notorious ZSB posted:

I should be home at a decent hour from work today, 430 or 5 CT I should be home. I'll hop on right when I get back, will that work?

e: I also just read your title's text and drat how did I go so long missing a Ghostbusters reference. "Okay, so that's bad, good safety tip Egon"

Just saw this, booting up now to see if I catch you. I see you!

I'm fuzzy on this whole good/bad thing.. what do you mean, bad?

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 00:18

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Yeah that was a crazy game for sure. I couldn't believe I had that much of a lead to start the 2nd half, and receiving the kick-off to boot. Those 2 picks I threw in the early part of the 2nd half were so heartbreaking - I didn't want to let up for sure so I wasn't going to stop passing, but then when it got back to the 31-21 lead, it felt like the time to start eating the clock up. One of those picks, I had audibled into a play I didn't mean to, and I just totally botched the pass. I think I was expecting a blitz so I was trying to get rid of the ball too quickly to make a good call there. I forget the other one exactly but I think you just made the right call on defense for that one.

Those last 2 TDs of yours were so unexpected - that QB run was crazy, I don't know how I didn't get a stop on him. (you would have likely still gotten a TD on that drive, but the extra time needed for you to get it could have made the difference) Wasn't your last TD the screen pass TD? I might be flip-flopping them. Whichever one came first, I was definitely expecting it to take you longer to get. Either way, they were both around 10 yard TD plays - and the last one I definitely was expecting something more conservative from you to at least know you could send it to OT with a FG. I didn't let off the gas offensively ever, but I didn't have my defense prepared for those final drives - especially that last one.

And man, that last pick. If I had just put a little more air under it or waited at least until Mackey wasn't directly in the middle of the field, I think he had a pretty wide open lane in front of him. But at that point it was either going to be a huge run by Mackey off that medium pass to win it (and I mean, he is a beast, I think if he had gotten the ball, there was a decent chance), or I'd have ended up having to go for a really big play and hope for the best after getting a little further down field and calling my last TO.

Amazing comeback and great game! I'm gonna miss Mackey, and even though I wouldn't normally play big with a graduating senior in a bowl game, I'm gonna play the hell outta him one last time!

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 08:20

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

John Brown posted:

Also, Cletus, how did you get so many points from a bye week visit? That's fraud.

Not sure? Maybe it was the 5th visit and I had complimentary visits? I didn't even notice. I'll have to look and see.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 06:43

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Mich r2a

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 19:18

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Mich r2a

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 01:31

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Michigan r2a

# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 21:26

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cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Michigan r2a

# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 18:47

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