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XyloJW posted:thoughtfully put a spoonful of jelly into the food processor, use a knife to paddle 2 gobs of peanut butter in next, put the lid on the processor, turn it on, sigh, and lay down in the middle of the kitchen Do you for real use a mixer for a pb&j? ---------------- |
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drilldo squirt posted:It's pro tier actually, maybe step up your game enough where you can recognize it? peanut butter on both sides, jelly in the middle. the oil-based peanut butter shields the bread from the jelly, which is water-based and will hasten the sogginess of the bread.
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:peanut butter on both sides, jelly in the middle. the oil-based peanut butter shields the bread from the jelly, which is water-based and will hasten the sogginess of the bread. well there's your problem 
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You're bad at pb&j xylo, you're terrible at it.
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the register i post from is running really slow this morning and as i watched that image load i was convinced youd linked a picture of a maxi pad for some reason, because thats what it looked like
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Aug 3, 2015 20:02
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Just looking at that thing makes me furious.
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Jimi Changa posted:the register i post from is running really slow this morning and as i watched that image load i was convinced youd linked a picture of a maxi pad for some reason, because thats what it looked like please go to a doctor |
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Aug 3, 2015 20:08
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Jimi Changa posted:accidentally put mascara on before I put my eyeliner on this morning I legit thought these where the same thing?
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XyloJW posted:please go to a doctor YOU go to a doctor... and get you're HEad Checked. |
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Thunder Moose posted:I legit thought these where the same thing? *the stars roll up like a scroll, the seas turn to blood*
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Jimi Changa posted:*the stars roll up like a scroll, the seas turn to blood*
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drilldo squirt posted:Just looking at that thing makes me furious. the moderators of this forum get such a bad wrap (i'm kidding xylo, i think the wrap is good) |
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Jimi Changa posted:*the stars roll up like a scroll, the seas turn to blood* 
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Lizard Wizard posted:the moderators of this forum get such a bad wrap I just gis's for weird pb&j you kissass |
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ive heard that if you floss your teeth before brushing them a genie appears and grants you three wishes but you can only wish about teeth
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Jimi Changa posted:ive heard that if you floss your teeth before brushing them a genie appears and grants you three wishes but you can only wish about teeth It's good to do this if you've eaten corn, etc
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poured the milk before the cereal, where are my arms
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XyloJW posted:I just gis's for weird pb&j you kissass dont tell lies you know you just spent an hour in the dining room lining up the perfect maxi-wrap portrait
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Jimi Changa posted:the register i post from is running really slow this morning and as i watched that image load i was convinced youd linked a picture of a maxi pad for some reason, because thats what it looked like where's the blue liquid, though?
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:where's the blue liquid, though? its only blue until its oxygenated then it turns red and crampy
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Jimi Changa posted:*put socks on first* hahaha
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[slams locked car door half of a second before realizing the keys are still in the ignition. my face contorts as if processing an unfathomable pain while the sound of a creaking ship's hull fills the air.]
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most days at the shop:   today:   
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dont yours?
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Jimi Changa posted:most days at the shop: lol
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did it all work out op?
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Jimi Changa posted:most days at the shop: lmbo |
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i flunked out posted:did it all work out op? well when i went to get my bus pass out earlier i saw my wallet was full of two dollar bills so i guess i accidentally brought the silver standard back but other than that, yeah everything seems ok
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