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Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

Proposition Joe posted:

This is a small stage. A very small stage.

Christie taking two spots.

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Is this a gun free zone?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Proposition Joe posted:

This is a small stage. A very small stage.

We need someone to make a huge stage. A classy, luxurious stage. Someone with building experience.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Good Citizen posted:

Goddam Jindal looks uncomfortable

Indians are never comfortable when they're surrounded by that many white people.

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Rick Perry is making kissy lips at someone.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

rear end cobra posted:

Is this a gun free zone?

Martin O'Malley isn't attending, so it seems so.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Perry Status: high as gently caress

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Perry Status: high as gently caress

seriously he looks totally wrecked

Useless Shotgun
Nov 5, 2010

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Scott Walker's eyes tonight look extra dead

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
Graham is shorter than Fiorina

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:lol: No Labels is sponsoring this.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment
:freep: Brought to you by the letter F for freedom.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
What's the over/under on Trump-questions?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Whiskey Sours posted:

Graham is shorter than Fiorina

He's a lil bitty man

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Rubio looks like a serial killer tonight. I hope he brought his water.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Wait some people get to teledebate? That's bullshit.

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
These people are skyping in from backstage probably because the stage is too small for them.

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Klaus88 posted:

:psyduck: They recite the pledge before the debate?!

It is creepy to some Americans.

I'm surprised the audience or the candidates themselves didn't scream the UNDER GOD part like e.g. Dallas shouts the "stars" in the national anthem at hockey games.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Antti posted:

As a non-American, the pledge of allegiance will never not be creepy as gently caress.
And that wasn't even by a room full of six-year-olds in a perfect, monotonous rhythm.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

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rear end cobra posted:

What's the over/under on Trump-questions?

Trump is not there so this is a prime opportunity to fire as many shots as possible. It won't matter if there are any Trump questions, he'll be brought up.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Grem posted:

Wait some people get to teledebate? That's bullshit.

To be fair I'm glad the senators are senatoring.

Also no intros, yay.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment
:negative:

That guy with the manic grin on the screen is my senator.

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003
Rick Perry lookin' like some nerd you'd shove in the trash can at high school. Good job, media consultants.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha top of the list for Iowa issues, IMMIGRANTS

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The Phlegmatist posted:

Rick Perry lookin' like some nerd you'd shove in the trash can at high school. Good job, media consultants.

To be fair he is a huge goober

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

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Yes, starting right up with immigration! Will anyone rise to the yooj challenge?

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

Klaus88 posted:

:negative:

That guy with the manic grin on the screen is my senator.

Better him than Ted Cruz. :(

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Pro-move from Perry: answer the question you wish you'd been asked.

Useless Shotgun
Nov 5, 2010

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Rick Perry using SAT words like staunch now

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Klaus88 posted:

:psyduck: They recite the pledge before the debate?!

It is creepy to some Americans.

i dont find it creepy cause i've lived with people saying it all my life but i do find it disgustingly nationalistic

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
It's good that Rick Perry is first. I guess second would have been ok too. Anything higher and... uhhhhh...

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Perry's 'if you don't secure the border Texas will' story is like Al's touchdown story on Married with Children

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost
What does "Secure the border" mean? They all say it, but I don't know what it means that has not been done already.

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat
Hang in there Perry, don't choke.

Oops

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Tatum Girlparts posted:

He's a lil bitty man
It's actually kind of interesting. I'd estimate that a big majority of the Senate is really short, and that most governors are fairly tall.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment
:freep: Secure the border! Send in the milita! Shoot anyone who crosses without a passport! Build a great wall of China!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I :love: the idea of making the other candidates watch.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Drastic Actions posted:

What does "Secure the border" mean? They all say it, but I don't know what it means that has not been done already.

Lotta soldiers sitting around the border doing nothing

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Haha top of the list for Iowa issues, IMMIGRANTS

them drat canadians aren't getting by perry

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Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

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Drastic Actions posted:

What does "Secure the border" mean? They all say it, but I don't know what it means that has not been done already.

Is this a rhetorical question? That's the point of "secure the border." It's a shifting goalpost for doing anything about immigration.

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