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teleolurian

I accidentally tripped and fell into a bottle of VCR head cleaner while innocently vacuuming the squashes in my garden, and one thing led to another and I ended up in the emergency room.

Well, actually I was just reading these pretty lol reviews for poppers on amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Maximum-Impact-Oz-Cleaning-Solvent/dp/B00I4YCTYO/ref=pd_sbs_328_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=0N9XMV8QDX4KAV6VQD93

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I decided to write a review about maximum impact. I noticed some of the reviews on here from other Amazon customers are very in accurate. First of all you don't use maximum impact by smelling it like you would poppers. That will do very little. You spray it on a rag and inhale it through your mouth! Let me tell you, this stuff is not mild as other reviewers have posted here and will send you into an orbit of extacy that few will ever experience. The feeling only lasts about 60 seconds fyi. By that time your already opened up and ready to go! Unfortunately the description of the product is telling you to use it as a room deodoriser or video head cleaner, lol if you do that well then you shouldn't be using it because it won't work. And you should not be leaving a review for a product that you did not use correctly! So use this product correctly and you will not be disappointed!

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Great spray when used right. Very powerful where I could take on a baseball bat! Helps you loosen up for about anything while letting you relax and enjoy it!

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teleolurian

One day I'm going to walk into a VCR repair shop and it's just going to be dudes boning each other while watching an old grainy copy of ET

teleolurian

Jimi Changa posted:

she claims she has no need for now

There will be no need for such things where she's going.














mcdonalds

teleolurian

*Evil commander marching his minions towards a giant mountain with a suspicious looking boulder in front of it*

*Moves as if though to reveal a secret cave*

*Turns to henchman and gives him some amyl nitrate*

*Rumbling, cheeks widen*

And then the army just marches right in

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