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I poo poo, I poo poo right out my bum My bum My bum I poo poo right out my bum and that's the way I do it Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah-yeah I toss my hair (My pubic hair) And I don't care if you detest My luscious breasts In their ginger nest (Of pubic hair) My comic is a tonic For all your worldly ills My labia are frills Of lace and manly flesh So just hit refresh And know that I poo poo I poo poo right out my bum (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 09:46 |
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 10:19 |
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Let's all get together and slut it up!
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 09:47 |
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fart (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 07:18 |
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 22:52 |
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fart
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 19:45 |
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To build a webcomic. Make it with your hands. Soft raku. Clay at your fingertips, the whorls of your thumb immortalised, in fire! Hard fires in the kiln, the baked bricks. Your comic. Glaze it with your love, your tears, lean in and kiss the computer screen - not too hard! An explosion of liquid crystals. An unveiled thigh. Your character and her adventures, her prime sexuality, her fearfulness, the kernel at the heart of her fruit? That's a comic. You poo poo it out hard. You hope for the best. It's a grainy and semi-solid bird on gas wings. It's a pink-tinted cataclysm. Glaze it with philosophies. Tell us what you think. Give us an insight. What gets your cock hard? Who are you? What is your name? Tell us about your diet, I need to know what you eat, I need to see the undigested seeds of your day poorly flushed and floating. That's why the webcomic exists. Give thanks!
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 11:47 |
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oh. hrn, uhuhuhu here i am in your CACTUS GARDEN
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 11:42 |
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do not EVER do it again
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 11:46 |
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SPIRITS OF THE WHEAT
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 04:42 |
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the webcomic rises fast! it soars, aloft and then it shameful FALLS strucj kthrough the breast by a ripe penis (pronounced peen-ess)
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 05:30 |
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Like a dol[phin I slide through the suntrpical waters of pop culture, withj my skin aglow and m mind on only one thing: loving
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 06:40 |
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 01:32 |
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 08:31 |
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i don't like anything
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 05:43 |
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s h i t t y w e b c o m i c let;s' get slut most webcmocis are balls but they are the future of the medium. however is the medium rubbish? what is the purpose of illustration? is the novel supreme? or is the supreme form something we haven't even discovered yet? remember: the oldest form is verbal storytelling, something that barely exists anymore (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 13:55 |
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dembon updoot. who jammy stub with cum! how much maths
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# ¿ May 7, 2016 13:13 |
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where the demin!
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# ¿ May 7, 2016 13:18 |
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dambon!
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# ¿ May 7, 2016 13:19 |
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I LOVE EXTREME MUTHEMATICS STICK HARD ANALYSIS UP MY DICKHOLE
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 03:19 |
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Hogge Wild posted:woah jimmy
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 03:20 |
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my clitoris is the size, shape and incandescent intensity of a ghost chilli seed
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 06:52 |
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you are all a pound of clowns. i have crafted an online work about a nubile piece of flesh and i expect your high regard. it's a feminist tract. her eyes are bright, her lips are pink, her rear end is pert yet dainty... in fact she's me and the comic is autobiographical so it's mostly about grillz shalamov rubbing her red cooch on shop windows and the interesting twinks she meets in prison
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# ¿ May 11, 2016 11:04 |
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thanks, it's a spiritual successor to the book of esther
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# ¿ May 11, 2016 11:45 |
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let me tell you about my artistic vision. in the future no human wears clothes... but everything else does. dogs, horses, trees, boulders, telephone poles all wear special knitted garments. cotton is hot property again. slavery makes a comeback but this time it's not along racial lines - the ugly enslave the beautiful. our heroine is a magnificent woman packed full of breasts and she has been a slave all her life, until she sees a shooting star one equinox night and develops the power of ice
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 07:42 |
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what the gently caress is a jontron if you're not going to give me constructive feedback then you can just get out of my house
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 08:57 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I've been practicing 3-D modeling recently and did a quick render of your lead character memories...
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 12:19 |
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ok that wasn't the picture i intended to post but i'm standing by it
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 12:19 |
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i'm a chinese baby. i am six months old. my adult feathers are just beginning to grow on my coccyx. my skin is thick and supple like a sea lion's and i was born the night before christmas when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 06:14 |
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j/k i'm a malevolent spirit that follows euros around and when they claim not to be racist i slink up behind them and whisper in their ear "opre rrrrrrroma"
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 06:30 |
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ok actually i'm this
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 06:40 |
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also the plague spread because of illegal immigration iirc
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 06:43 |
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we've cracked the code. but at what cost?
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 07:09 |
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i judge everyone. i am a magistrate appointed by the lord and i decide who will or won't reside in the kingdom of the webcomic where the sewage system and the highways are one and the same and the sun is aaron diaz's face benevolently smirking
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 09:15 |
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i unveil my pearly nakedness and my webcomic peeks coquettishly out of my hot rear end
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 09:19 |
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Dabir posted:This is the most revolting thing you've ever posted.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 09:27 |
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paradoxGentleman posted:I don't understand what point you are trying to make with this.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 10:07 |
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super ignore is just regular ignore but it gives me the power of flight irl
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 10:47 |
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the finns have transcended race and culture, they understand we're all veins in the universal body
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 11:02 |
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finnish, nordic, chinese, jewish, mongolian, tasmanian, we're all just cogs. cogs! turn turn turn turn
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 11:08 |
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