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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
First Blood!

Perry's officially out.

Will update the polls sometime if I can stop playing diablo when the cubs aren't on.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


DemeaninDemon posted:

First Blood!

Perry's officially out.

Will update the polls sometime if I can stop playing diablo when the cubs aren't on.

good loving riddance. as a texan cant really express how satisfying it is to watch this dudes presidential hopes implode

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

Good, good.

Let the blood letting commence.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Poll Update according to RealClearPolitic's Average:

Trump - 30%
Carson - 16%
Bush - 8%
Cruz - 7%
Rubio - 5.5
Fiorina - 5.0
WalkerKoch Suitman - 4.8%
Huckabee - 4.3%
Kasich - 3.8%
Christie - 2.5%
Paul - 2.0%

Trump still commands the media with an absolute torrent of poo poo spewing. Next debate will be the 16th at 6pm/8pm EST on the Holodeck Network (CNN). The kiddie table includes: Santorum, Jindal, Pataki, Graham. The actual debate is Trump and the rest of the fuckers I mean Bush, Walker, Huckabee, Carson, Cruz, Rubio, Paul, Christie, Kasich, and Fiorina.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Apparently Walker's out. Press conference about it at 6pm EST

Na na na

na na na

HEY HEY HEY

Good Bye!

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

everybody loses except america herself

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

drat, so close. Why did I put you 9th Walker?

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
I had him getting the nomination.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Poll Update according to RealClearPolitic's Average:

Trump - 23%
Carson - 19%
Rubio - 10%
Fiorina - 8.3%
Bush - 7.3%
Cruz - 7%
Kasich - 2.9%
Huckabee - 2.7%
Paul - 2.7%
Christie - 1.9%

Ben "If only jews had guns" Carson has gained tons of ground on Trump. However, Carson's suspending his campaign to push his new book on how guns could have stopped the sacking of Rome or some poo poo. Even the farther GOP fart machines say this whole thing was just a move at getting the cash. Sort of like Sarah Palin.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
im winning imo

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Jindals gone (lol he lasted this long).

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Huckabee next, please.

Preferably if he disappears entirely.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Lord of Pie posted:

Huckabee next, please.

Preferably if he disappears entirely.

I'd say Jeb!, but his mom and dad are going to make him stay until the end.

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

DemeaninDemon posted:

Jindals gone (lol he lasted this long).

Scrub tier doesn't count anyways.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Immortan posted:

I'd say Jeb!, but his mom and dad are going to make him stay until the end.

Jeb is gone by next debate. He won't qualify by even the most torturous standard, for the big kids table, and will quit in a puff.

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

http://www.theonion.com/article/bobby-jindal-lies-parents-about-winning-gop-nomina-51555

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Jeb needs to stay in exactly long enough to bring about the irreversible collapse of the house of Bush so one of Gampy's grandkids can't show up in 10 years trying to unleash Chang again.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Still not convinced the whole "Unleash Chang" thing isn't something Jeb! overheard from his parents' bedroom.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Esplanade posted:

Still not convinced the whole "Unleash Chang" thing isn't something Jeb! overheard from his parents' bedroom.

If someone told me that H.W. and Barb have an Asian foreign exchange student chained up in their bedroom for when things get dull, I might well believe it.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Lord of Pie posted:

Huckabee next, please.

Preferably if he disappears entirely.

Ignoring for the moment the kiddie table crowd, I have to say I'm surprised Rand is still hanging on by his fingernails. I mean sure, he's got his father's example of staying in to soak the gullible libertarian set for every penny they're worth, but I was under the impression he'd struck much less of a messianic chord with the goldbug/bitcoin set than pops did.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Yeah any member of this circus deserves a post making fun of their poo poo run at being the losing party to Hillary.

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx

Lord of Pie posted:

Jeb needs to stay in exactly long enough to bring about the irreversible collapse of the house of Bush so one of Gampy's grandkids can't show up in 10 years trying to unleash Chang again.

Rubio has Chang's sword anyways

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Graham's out. I would have posted sooner if I bothered to find this subforum.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Today's the day for something interesting! Hail Satan!

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
it's kinda adorable looking at our predictions, knowing what we now know

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



baw posted:

it's kinda adorable looking at our predictions, knowing what we now know

"Nothing matters anymore..."

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Feb 1 takes Huckabee out.

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

baw posted:

it's kinda adorable looking at our predictions, knowing what we now know

It seemed so reasonable, which should have been my first clue my prediction was going to be wrong.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
is rick synder going to run i think someone really needs to take on the national debt

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Dolphin posted:

is rick synder going to run i think someone really needs to take on the national debt

He'll enter after Rubio drops out due to a sudden and severe case of Legionaire's disease. Conspiracy theories will swirl for years on the basis of a National Review reporter's claim of having seen Snyder leaving a Rubio town hall carrying an empty bucket.

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
Man, I can't even remember what my guesses were. Let's check.

Caithness posted:

1) Walker
2) Trump
3) Bush
4) Kasich
5) Rubio
6) Cruz
7) Paul
8) Carson
9) Christie
10) Huckabee

Hey, I've been right about everyone except Walker so far!

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Dolphin posted:

is rick synder going to run i think someone really needs to take on the national debt

Someone's gotta one up the dude that invented/huffed tetraethyl lead until he died. He's been the "most toxic man ever" for long enough.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

baw posted:

it's kinda adorable looking at our predictions, knowing what we now know

It's amazing looking back. Not a single one of you managed to put Walker low and Rubio high.

I wish I had seen this thread when it was relevant, I would have been happy to play :(

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i'm dumb and we're dumb and we should revel in it

splashing in the mud that was my former PredictIt funds feels wholly appropriate

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

Feral_Shofixti posted:

It's amazing looking back. Not a single one of you managed to put Walker low and Rubio high.

I wish I had seen this thread when it was relevant, I would have been happy to play :(

I put Walker low!

...and Rubio lower.

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

Feral_Shofixti posted:

It's amazing looking back. Not a single one of you managed to put Walker low and Rubio high.

I wish I had seen this thread when it was relevant, I would have been happy to play :(

Me too. Also I would've put Walker and Rubio in the correct order.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Rand Paul and Santorum out.

Edit: for record-keeping sake 'rand paul drops out' google search yields a slightly older article than Santorum.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM has issued a correction as of 16:24 on Feb 4, 2016

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

DemeaninDemon posted:

Rand Paul and Santorum out.

Edit: for record-keeping sake 'rand paul drops out' google search yields a slightly older article than Santorum.

Yes. Rand had announced before I went into work, Santorum an hour or so after I got there.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Christie ran out of donuts so he's out.

Edit: so did that idiot who drove hp off a cliff. She was before Christie by the metric I chose to use.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM has issued a correction as of 04:59 on Feb 11, 2016

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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Jeb! has suspended his campaign. Trump succeeds in trolling the bush family off a cliff.

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