GOP Primary Madness Bracket: Guess Who Hillary Scrapes From Her Shoe!

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

so congrats everyone. we all lost, yet there is still joy to be had

# ? Feb 21, 2016 06:33

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# ? May 2, 2024 07:46

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Lord of Pie posted:

1. Trump

Tied and in no particular order:
10. Walker
10. Jeb!
10. Rubio
10. Cruz
10. Christie
10. Paul
10. Huckabee
10. Kasich
10. Carson

None of these jokers could hit the obvious softballs C-SPAN was lobbing at them the other night so they can't help but flame out hilariously

goddamn, son

# ? Feb 21, 2016 06:43

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Aliquid posted:

so congrats everyone. we all lost, yet there is still joy to be had

gently caress i forget that scott walker was appearing to be a credible candidate for a while. what a relief when that turd got flushed.

and man, can you imagine going back to August and saying Jeb! was going to literally get bullied out of the primary by Trump?

this election is magical. i'm so happy we've embraced the madness as a nation. god bless

# ? Feb 22, 2016 19:54

Laphroaig: Feb 6, 2004; Drinking Smoke; Dinosaur Gum

Lord of Pie posted:

Jeb needs to stay in exactly long enough to bring about the irreversible collapse of the house of Bush so one of Gampy's grandkids can't show up in 10 years trying to unleash Chang again.

Strong Trump is in the primary... but not that strong.

There.. is... ano..ther... b... u... sh.....

# ? Feb 23, 2016 00:27

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Laphroaig posted:

Strong Trump is in the primary... but not that strong.

There.. is... ano..ther... b... u... sh.....

ugh pixar smile

# ? Feb 23, 2016 00:37

Laphroaig: Feb 6, 2004; Drinking Smoke; Dinosaur Gum

stephenfry posted:

ugh pixar smile

Holy crap

# ? Feb 23, 2016 00:41

Caithness: Nov 10, 2012; HEY!!!
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He looks like the illegitimate child of Jeb and Marco Rubio.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 00:47

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Aliquid posted:

so congrats everyone. we all lost, yet there is still joy to be had

Looks like there's actually someone still in the running:

Ayatollah Hermione posted:

1. Trump, riding high on The Schwarzenegger Effect^TM until he gets bored and figures out some other way to fluff his ego
2. Rubio
3. 3 raccoons standing on each others shoulders in a trench coat
4-10. other human beings in an irrelevant order

I would not have picked this post to be the accurate one 6 months ago.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:14

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Caithness posted:

He looks like the illegitimate child of Jeb and Marco Rubio.

I thought it was a photo of rubio from the 90's

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:16

Laphroaig: Feb 6, 2004; Drinking Smoke; Dinosaur Gum

fade5 posted:

Looks like there's actually someone still in the running:

Ayatollah Hermione posted:
1. Trump, riding high on The Schwarzenegger Effect^TM until he gets bored and figures out some other way to fluff his ego
2. Rubio
3. 3 raccoons standing on each others shoulders in a trench coat
4-10. other human beings in an irrelevant order

I would not have picked this post to be the accurate one 6 months ago.

Wow, Trump -> Rubio -> Cruz, he got it right

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:35

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

fade5 posted:

Looks like there's actually someone still in the running:

I would not have picked this post to be the accurate one 6 months ago.

holy poo poo what a loving call on #3

# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:08

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

We might just have a winner on principle.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:10

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Carson's done put a fork in his book tour.

That leaves:

Trump, second coming of Hitler.
Cruz, eternal wet fart.
Rubio, Romneybot 2.0 with a sleek Latin GUI
Kasich, your misogynistic old grandpa

# ? Mar 3, 2016 15:31

Val Helmethead: Apr 24, 2009; Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

DemeaninDemon posted:

Carson's done put a fork in his book tour.

That leaves:

Trump, second coming of Hitler.
Cruz, eternal wet fart.
Rubio, Romneybot 2.0 with a sleek Latin GUI
Kasich, your misogynistic old grandpa

Such wonderful choices.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 18:06

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Rubio went back to beta testing.

Down to three choices, each worse than the last.

# ? Mar 16, 2016 03:01

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Ted Cruz, you. Are. Outta here!

# ? May 4, 2016 02:09

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

*Buckling up intensifies*

# ? May 4, 2016 03:03

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

So it's down to Trump and someone who's not very memorable?

# ? May 4, 2016 03:07

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

So it's down to Trump and someone who's not very memorable?

Kasich gets second place but he's really the 4th place man.

# ? May 4, 2016 03:32

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Yeah it's official. Kasich is out. Trump is the winner.

Hail Satan!

# ? May 5, 2016 01:14

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

Reagan Wins!!

# ? May 5, 2016 04:54

Princess Di: Apr 23, 2016; by zen death robot

The Anti-Christ is here. If only evangelicals believed in global warming, they would see we are in the end times. :kingsley:

# ? May 5, 2016 08:56

Caithness: Nov 10, 2012; HEY!!!
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So whose guess was closest?

# ? May 8, 2016 18:18

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Caithness posted:

So whose guess was closest?

Lord of Pie posted:

1. Trump

Tied and in no particular order:
10. Walker
10. Jeb!
10. Rubio
10. Cruz
10. Christie
10. Paul
10. Huckabee
10. Kasich
10. Carson

None of these jokers could hit the obvious softballs C-SPAN was lobbing at them the other night so they can't help but flame out hilariously

# ? May 8, 2016 18:28

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Caithness posted:

So whose guess was closest?

I'll tally them all up later this week. Decided to spend my free day last week playing Diablo.

# ? May 9, 2016 03:09

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Winning Order:

1) Trump

*below here lie LOSERS*

2) Kasich
3) Cruz
4) Rubio
5) Carson
6) Jeb Bush
7) Christie
8) Fiorina
9) Santorum
10) Rand Paul

*These guys also ran I think*

11) Huckabee
12) Graham
13) Jindal
14) Walker
15) Perry

Now to see who won...

Lord of Pie: 50 (secret bonus prize)
Hatrack: 20
pathetic little tramp: 14
DemeaninDemon: 12
Harald: 10.00001
Elephant: 10
Ayatollah Hermione: 10
Ghosts of Reagan Past: 7
Vikingofrock: 7
Maxxbot: 7
Aliquid: 4
baw: 4
UberAaron: 4
C7ty1: 4
fool_of_sound: 1

Weird that a lot of people picked Christie correctly. By far the most-scoring loser in all this.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM has issued a correction as of 16:28 on May 13, 2016

# ? May 13, 2016 16:00

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