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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
1) Donald Trump
2) Scott Walker
3) Jeb! Bush
4) Ted Cruz
5) Mike Huckabee
6) Chris Christie
7) Ben Carson
8) Mark Rubio
9) John Kasich
10) Rand Paul


edit: scratch that, reverse it

1)Rand Paul
1.5)Perry
2) John Kasich
3) Mark Rubio
4) Ben Carson
5) Christie
6) Huckabee
7) Cruz
8 ) Bush
9) Walker
10)Trump

Donald Trump blows the other candidates out of the water, swaggers around with his I don't care attitude and is generally well-received by an electorate that desperately wants Hulk Hogan to put that drat Colonel Mustafa in his place.

Walker sidles into second by not saying much of anything, Jeb tries the same strategy but looks weak in doing so.

Cruz sits at 4 because he tries to steal some of the Don's momentum by coming out hard with a bevy of zingers, it's enough to appease people for now, but will not last.

Huckabee sees that other candidates aren't aggressively going after the Christian vote and pumps Jesus into every single sentence, inflating him to 5.

Christie benefits from the "oh right, that guy, he might be electable" brigade as people had forgotten about him until now. The media exposure alone gets him to 6.

Carson makes a dark horse jump, unveiling his 8-8-8 tax plan that really resonates with the "quick fix now!" crowd

Rubio plops into 8th as his star is quickly fading and Trump gives him a couple particularly powerful emasculating remarks that he has no volley for

Kasich moves up to 9th simply due to the fact that the federal indictments that are now haunting the Paul campaign drop him to the bottom like a rock. Soon Perry will be polling above him.

pathetic little tramp has issued a correction as of 00:48 on Aug 6, 2015

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