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Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Healbot posted:

Adler is doing his best to kick Hamburg out of the cup.

After a Spahic foul + yellow, no less :laugh:

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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


And the referees keep gifting them all the goals, what in the gently caress.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Just loving kill Hamburg, wtc

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Just glad Aue made it, I really like their logo and I won a couple of Pokal der Landesmeister with them back in the early 90s.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Thanks Jena

Thena

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
FCB:
Ulreich - Lewandowski, Costa, Rafinha, Boateng, Bernat, Götze, Lahm (K), Vidal, Alaba, Kimmich

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
Can't wait for Vidal to murder someone.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

hopterque posted:

Can't wait for Vidal to murder someone.

He's gonna break some poor baker or electrician's leg and I'm gonna do a lol

Or score a goal, that works too

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Dunban posted:

He's gonna break some poor baker or electrician's leg and I'm gonna do a lol

Or score a goal, that works too

Six minutes is about the average time for Vidal to get booked it looks like.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Healbot posted:

Six minutes is about the average time for Vidal to get booked it looks like.

This is accurate.

He somehow never gets the 2nd yellow though.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
haha that guy is gonna get laid so hard 5eva

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
unsurprisingly, ullreich is poo poo

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
:goatsecx:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


ephex posted:

unsurprisingly, Götze is great

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
Oh for fucks sake, hamburg, just gently caress off.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
I love you, HSV.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

How was that not a foul by Adler? I mean the ref is poo poo so he didn't see it obviously, but the commentator on Sky said he thought it was fair, too

wtf are we even watching the same sport you dumb poo poo

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
How loving long is this bullshit with hamburg gonna go on.

Like, at some point the refs deciding the games in their favor is gonna be an issue, right.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2KFp9eLgIY

not that bad imo

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
It's done, Hamburg is defeated.


It should have been 3-0 though lmao

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Yeeeeeeeeeeees

Looking at Hamburg's schedule, it's not completely impossible for them to end up with 0-3 points after the first four games. :getin:

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
Good for HSV, they can now focus on winning the league. There is a lot of potential and I think this result will just push them that little bit more that they need to become a truly good team.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
My favorite aunt and cousin live in Jena, I'm all right with this result. I just hope that Hamburg play better this season and finish above the 15th place.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
hrrrrgnh

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

:feelsgood:

Getting trashed tomorrow by Gladbach won't be so bad now.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
poo poo I'm late for the toxx. Seeing as how Darmstadt suddenly plays the bundesliga, I might as well get involved in this:

:toxx: probate me for one week if Darmstadt loses to Hamburg. :toxx:

I don't even care if we get relegated (I actually kind of hope we do and just use the money to stabilize in the long run), but gently caress Hamburg so much.

Total Confusion
Oct 9, 2004
I can't think of any good :toxx:. It's not reasonable to expect Köln to beat Leverkusen or Gladbach this season, so I guess probate me for a day each time we beat either of those teams?

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
i'll do a good one:

:toxx: ban me if bayern win the league

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

oliwan posted:

i'll do a good one:

:toxx: ban me if bayern win the league

drat.


So does this mean you're a wolfsburg plastic now?

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

oliwan posted:

i'll do a good one:

:toxx: ban me if bayern win the league

A second guaranteed toxx ban you've gone for today. If you're that desperate to get banned, why don't you go out with a bang instead.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

mackintosh posted:

A second guaranteed toxx ban you've gone for today. If you're that desperate to get banned, why don't you go out with a bang instead.

He did didn't he? No, wait, he didn't show his balls

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Soulex posted:

He did didn't he? No, wait, he didn't show his balls

can't show something he doesn't have

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

mackintosh posted:

can't show something he doesn't have

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Heres my annual DFB Pokal first round trip report: this year I traveled to the remote island of Moabit to watch Berlin vs Dresden.



The refereeing was scandalously bad. The ref didn't call a single handball, of which there were easily dozens, if not more. This laissez-faire approach resulted in a very physical, frankly piss-poor match that saw Berlin annihilated 0-63. One for the record books for sure. Overall I rate this match of football, on a scale of 0 to 1, a solid 0.15909090909.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Meanwhile, this happened:



Some crazy idiot shot at Hertha BSC's team bus with a pistol. Thankfully, no one got hurt.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Dunban posted:

Meanwhile, this happened:



Some crazy idiot shot at Hertha BSC's team bus with a pistol. Thankfully, no one got hurt.

Arminia Bielefeld Calcio

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Dunban posted:

Meanwhile, this happened:



Some crazy idiot shot at Hertha BSC's team bus with a pistol. Thankfully, no one got hurt.

Wow

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Someone stole the backpack of Hamburgs sport director after the cup game, leaving its innards in a nearby park, including a salary list. :iamafag:

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Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Healbot posted:

Someone stole the backpack of Hamburgs sport director after the cup game, leaving its innards in a nearby park, including a salary list. :iamafag:

holy lol

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