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Did a genuine lol at the thread title, good job. Also, TIME TO TOXX! Post your toxxes until next Thursday and I'll compile them for the OP before the season kicks off. I'll start: Probate me for three days everytime Köln beats Leverkusen this season. Probate me for three weeks if they finish the season ahead of us. Probate me for a week if Bayer Leverkusen fails to qualify for the CL. *edit: 5'd the thread at the beginning of the season this time! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Fair warning, the Euro 2016 starts four weeks after the Bundesliga ends next year, so if you make your end of season toxxes longer than that you're risking your EM posting. 
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Aug 6, 2015 07:36
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Man the Euro 2016 threads will be loving empty lol
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Aug 6, 2015 12:33
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jfc I forgot how many sponsors Austrian teams have on their jerseys
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Aug 6, 2015 19:56
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ephex posted:stream? sportschau.de
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Aug 6, 2015 20:19
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Healbot posted:
crossing my fingers for some mighty Austrian powerhouse over here (quote this after they eliminate us)
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Aug 7, 2015 10:48
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Dunban posted:Leverkusen will face the corpse of Miro Klose Hm. I guess.....hm. We just need to not throw the away game I reckon, but lol Leverkusen and all that.
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Aug 7, 2015 11:17
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Still laughing about the thread title (the first half of it) everytime I see it. The second half is good, too. Excellent title overall, really
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Aug 7, 2015 14:31
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the Leverkusens are playing on Sky Sport (not HD) 11 
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Aug 8, 2015 14:29
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Don't worry, we still have Bremen, although I wouldn't exactly call them a favorite in the first round 
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Aug 8, 2015 15:49
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Viktoria made it! And fail Bremen has to go into extra time lol
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Aug 8, 2015 16:23
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sticksy posted:As a long-time but soon-to-be former employee of SAP AG, I feel as though becoming the Ultimate Plastic and supporting Hoffenheim 1899 is the way for me to go. RIP
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Aug 8, 2015 18:40
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Healbot posted:Adler is doing his best to kick Hamburg out of the cup. After a Spahic foul + yellow, no less
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Aug 9, 2015 13:50
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Just loving kill Hamburg, wtc
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Aug 9, 2015 14:40
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Thanks Jena Thena
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Aug 9, 2015 14:47
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How was that not a foul by Adler? I mean the ref is poo poo so he didn't see it obviously, but the commentator on Sky said he thought it was fair, too wtf are we even watching the same sport you dumb poo poo
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Aug 9, 2015 15:25
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Yeeeeeeeeeeees Looking at Hamburg's schedule, it's not completely impossible for them to end up with 0-3 points after the first four games. 
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Aug 9, 2015 16:05
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lol what a dumbass
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Aug 10, 2015 12:46
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http://www.sportschau.de/fussball/bundesliga3/videokammlotterzielttorfuerdieewigkeit100.html
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lol HSV is a 29:1 underdog tonight according to the bookies. gently caress, I'm not betting on them even with those obscene odds though. *e: even a draw is 11:1 lmao
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Aug 14, 2015 15:57
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God I loving hate Sammer
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Aug 14, 2015 19:17
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Soulex posted:That's super nice of you Grah gently caress I knew I should have put money on there being an early card. Although I expected it to be Vidal.
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This is it, the mighty list of es, aka "we will all be probated during Euro 2016". Quote this into the OP Bayern München Lord of Garbagemen: [probate] For 1 month if Bayern doesn't win the treble this year. Healbot: Probate me for a day per point Bayern is ahead of second place at the end of season. Ban me if Bayern somehow manage to not clinch the title. Dunban: Probate me for one week for each (Bundesliga) goal Bayern concede due to a grievous error by Dante or Alonso ephex: Probate me one day for every card Vidal gets in the season. Ban me if Pep extends his contract with Bayern. Also ban me again if Kloppo is the next Bayern manager. Oliwan: ban me if bayern win the league Bayer Leverkusen Katana Gomai: Probate me for three days everytime Köln beats Leverkusen this season. Probate me for three weeks if they finish the season ahead of us. Probate me for a week if Bayer Leverkusen fails to qualify for the CL. General Probe: Probate me one day for every -1 GD Leverkusen finishes with in Europe this season. Probate me for one week if they fail to finish top four this season. Probate me for three weeks if they get no CL/EL spot. Ban me if they are relegated, but that's not going to happen. FC Schalke Myron: Ban me if Schalke fires Breitenreiter this season Probate me for one day for every goal Huntelaar is behind this season's Bundesligatorschützenkönig FC Augsburg MuLepton: Probate me for one day for each rank Augsburg finishes below a Europa League qualification rank. Make it one month if Augsburg gets relegated. Borussia Dortmund Redczar: probate me for 2 weeks if BVB don't finish in the top 4 Werder Bremen scourgeofthe7bees: If Werder doesn't win the league, probate me for two weeks. Ban me if USMNT striker Aron Johannson becomes the Bundesliga's Jozy Altidore. Tahirovic: Probate me for a week if Werder doesn't finish with the highest number of total goals per game 1. FC Köln Gold and a Pager: I guess probate me for a day each time we beat either of those teams? Hertha BSC Smirr: Ban me if Hertha stay up. VfB Stuttgart Homework Explainer: probate me one day each week stuttgart are in the relegation zone probate me for a week if they get relegated HSV Alain Post: Probate me for a week if Hamburg somehow stay up again. azathosk: Probate me for a month if Labbadia is not sacked from HSV before christmas. Probate me for a day for each goal HSV scores against Bayern, Dortmund, Werder and Golfsburg this season. Probate me for a month if HSV ends up in the relegationspiel. Ban me if HSV gets relegated without playing in the relegationspiel. Myron: Probate me for a week if Labbadia lasts the whole season Darmstadt Ghost Farts: probate me for one week if Darmstadt loses to Hamburg. 1. FC Nürnberg nippythefish: Probate me for one day if 1.FCN doesn't finish in the top three this season. (this is it, the lamest toxx /KG) Katana Gomai fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Aug 15, 2015 |
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I hope that's all of them; we gotta remember to tally up how many day of probations/bans this thread has racked up at the end of the season lmao
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Aug 15, 2015 09:34
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I got money on >2.5 goals in this game Looking good so far
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Aug 15, 2015 18:01
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Welp, time to get paid
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Aug 15, 2015 18:03
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I went ahead and tipped those Postillon "leaks" in the Kicktipp this week and lmao
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Aug 15, 2015 19:52
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lollll Stuttgart
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Aug 16, 2015 18:04
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... wird man ja wohl noch sagen dürfen!
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Aug 18, 2015 14:54
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Honestly, I see us as a 60:40 favourite, but it's certainly the hardest opponent we ever had in the qualification games. The home game being the second leg favors us though, so if we can keep it under -2 GD tonight (hell, maybe even steal a draw), I think we'll make it.
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Aug 18, 2015 17:24
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Sky or ZDF hmmmery
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Aug 18, 2015 19:31
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Apparently the Italian rags celebrated Lazio drawing Leverkusen as an easy win Let's go the Bayers
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Aug 18, 2015 19:45
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Holy shiiiit
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Aug 18, 2015 20:13
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I went with Sky, btw
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Aug 18, 2015 20:16
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loving hell Hakan 
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Aug 18, 2015 20:33
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HOW IS THAT NOT A RED YOU loving WANKER
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Aug 18, 2015 20:53
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Healbot posted:Ehh, Ericsson was also quite lenient on Wendell. Agreed but for gently caress's sake he jumped into his face
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Aug 18, 2015 20:57
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Lol another kick in the neck, nice
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Aug 18, 2015 21:03
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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YOU loving PRICK I WILL
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