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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Dunban posted:

Also, literally kill me if Klopp is the next Bayern manager. A ban won't suffice.

Gomai sighed as he drew his katana

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Healbot posted:

Odd's are good for Dortmund.
Nice Deppenapostroph!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Katana Gomai posted:

Still laughing about the thread title (the first half of it) everytime I see it.
I'm still wary of looking at the thread directly.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Smirr posted:

Also loving lmao at the Elfmeter"schießen" in the Glubb game
Aalen should consider switching to the American variant of the game. Could score some nice field goals.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Oh, hey, there's another game going on.

Pand posted:

*checks ticker* lmao

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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nippythefish posted:

I had trouble picking the best post to quote. This wins. That was amazingly horrible.

A fittingly dire end to a dire match.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Tipp your kicks!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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HSV is the gift that keeps on giving

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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ephex posted:

RIP Gerhard Mayer-Vorfelder, you turd
Those are some choice quotes. Gotta wash them down with a bottle of cheap Trollinger for the proper MV experience.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Katana Gomai posted:

grah gently caress I missed all of that and if I start watching now they'll end up winning 3-4
lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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:eyepop:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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http://www.clubfans-united.de/2015/08/24/klarer-kurs/

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Qäbälä

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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ephex posted:

he ran into my heart really fast
At 33 km/h?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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paging mackintosh

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Wonderful rumor of Großkreutz to Gala going around. This is too easy, so I'll pass on making the obvious joke.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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I expected some kinky thing gone wrong, but that story... :wtc:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Good choice of emoticon.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Healbot posted:

Our Lichtgestalt has turned 70 today. :allears:
"Ja gut, äh, wenns vergesst eure Kicks zu tippen, dann - äh - sagnwermal - äh - seids selbst schuld."

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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hopterque posted:

If Gladbach loses to HSV i'm gonna do some major lols here.
It's a funny game, isn't it?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Infected posted:

I'm not going to read your Guardiola fanfic ephex.
If anybody else wants to: http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/bayern-trainer-guardiola-lieber-gewinner-als-aesthet-1.2649469

It's not worth it, though, the paragraphs ephex posted are all you need. The rest of the article is stuff you've read before.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Katana Gomai posted:

Kai Diekmann is literal human garbage and in a just state would be sued for slander over this


Mir fehlen die Worte...

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Union Berlin will also not partcipate and take some meaningful action instead: http://www.fc-union-berlin.de/verei...chtlinge-1122y/

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Jupp's last last hurrah

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Pand posted:

a tasty equalizer by the clubb

Bild already knew "Burgstaller wird zum BurgKNALLER"

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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ephex posted:

Schuster has been found out imo

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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That's certainly one way to end a game.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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dogboy posted:

Bayernliga Muenchenthread: Not even a Schmelzrunter anymore

Tuchel got found out

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Katana Gomai posted:

Ho boy am I loving glad to see Kloppotrons loving face all over the news again!



:mitt:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Healbot posted:

I'm shocked and appalled that Germany had to outright buy a major sporting event like every other host nation.


Also, don't forget to kick your tipps, everybody!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Waldemar Hartmann, whistleblower?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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ephex posted:

"Die Kernaussage: Bei der WM-Vergabe 2006 ist alles mit rechten Dingen zugegangen."
Well, you heard him. Nothing shady to see here. Move along!

For example to this: http://www.11freunde.de/interview/der-grosse-schnaeuzer-test-mit-mike-werner

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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The hero FIFA needs

quote:

Die Fifa enthauptet sich gerade, Blatter ist suspendiert, hat seit 40 Jahren zum ersten Mal am vergangenen Dienstag bei der Exekutivsitzung gefehlt, Uefa-Präsident Platini ist suspendiert, den Fall von DFB-Chef Niersbach untersucht die Ethikkommission, Beckenbauer ist angeklagt. Satiriker werden den Spaß verlieren an der Fifa.

Ich nicht. Es gibt ja Anfragen, ob ich nicht Fifa-Präsident werden will. In diesem Amt kann man noch grenzenloser Unsinn betreiben als in der EU. Eine noch weniger kontrollierte Organisation als die Fifa lässt sich ja gar nicht denken. Dagegen ist selbst der Papst gefesselt. Wir haben bei Titanic stets gesagt: Beim Thema Hund, Auto oder Fußball ist der Deutsche immer bereit, sich emotional zu engagieren. Ich erwarte weiterhin hohe Unterhaltung.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Torrannor posted:

Leverkusen!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Gisdol out. Old familiar face in. Not Magath.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Healbot posted:

Der Knurrer von Kerkrade has a nice ring to it imo.

Imagine TuT: "Der Knurrer von Kerkrade kriegt hier im Kraichgau eine Kracheraufgabe kredenzt."

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Holy poo poo, der Glubb!

Also, RBLol!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Smirr posted:

"und das wird gleich ne enge Kiste" *lovely shot goes 2 m wide*

Die Kiste war eben zu eng für den Schuß. :colbert:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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The Real Foogla posted:

was sie gesagt hat

ähhh

Nett!

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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SpVgg Unterhaching - Bayer Leverkusen
Erzgebirge Aue - 1. FC Heidenheim
FC Augsburg - Borussia Dortmund
Bor. Mönchengladbach - Werder Bremen
Bayern München - Darmstadt 98
TSV 1860 München - VfL Bochum
1. FC Nürnberg - Hertha BSC
VfB Stuttgart - Eintracht Braunschweig

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