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:toxx:

- Probate me one day for every card Vidal gets in the season.
- Ban me if Pep extends his contract with Bayern.
- Also ban me again if Kloppo is the next Bayern manager.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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ephex
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stream?

ephex
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ah

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sticksy posted:

As a long-time but soon-to-be former employee of SAP AG, I feel as though becoming the Ultimate Plastic and supporting Hoffenheim 1899 is the way for me to go.

(Great write-up OP, OP)

lmao

ephex
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FCB:
Ulreich - Lewandowski, Costa, Rafinha, Boateng, Bernat, Götze, Lahm (K), Vidal, Alaba, Kimmich

ephex
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haha that guy is gonna get laid so hard 5eva

ephex
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unsurprisingly, ullreich is poo poo

ephex
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:goatsecx:

ephex
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2KFp9eLgIY

not that bad imo

ephex
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hrrrrgnh

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Torrannor posted:

Kann irgendwer mal Mehmet Scholl so das Maul polieren, dass er nie wieder ein Fußballspiel kommentieren/anmoderieren/etc. kann? Ich kann seine Hackfresse nicht mehr sehen.

You're on the list.

ephex
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fußball is back baby

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Soulex posted:

Thems some giant rear end balls.

Also, why aren't you at the game ephex?

gave my tickets to a m9 for his birthday ;)

ephex
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hrrrgh

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oliwan posted:

did the allifart arena explode yet?

wow sick burn this, wouldnt wanna be the allifart arena now

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dogboy posted:

Also this for shits and giggles* **



* HSV die.
** Bwin was about to collect/delete those 3 EUR anyways in a few days and too much hassle to pull them out.

thats basically what your father was thinking lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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BOOOOOOOOOOOM

ephex
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phwoar douglas owns

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Soulex posted:

That was a shot I'd expect from Mexes, but he already got his 'one amazing goal a season' goal.

who is this "mexes" guy

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Soulex posted:

The bane of Gigi's existence. Milan defender known for his violent outbursts, quesitonable fashion sense, and occasionally scoring goals like these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loHG48y0Gkw

wow, tell me more

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Dunban posted:

gently caress off, Spahic

hes 100% off in a couple of minutes

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:drat:

ephex
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sechzig looking somewhat competent, cant wait for them concede

ephex
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der glubb is so a debb

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lol

ephex
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57, 58, 59...

ephex
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thassa good game

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quote:

„Was wird aus der Bundesliga, wenn die Blonden über die Alpen ziehen und statt dessen die Polen, diese Furtoks und Lesniaks, spielen?“

„Der südamerikanische und afrikanische Fußball haben genetisch andere Voraussetzungen“

„Wenn beim Spiel Bayern gegen Cottbus nur zwei Germanen in den Anfangsformationen stehen, kann irgendetwas nicht stimmen.“

"In Baden-Württemberg beschäftigen wir heute zur Erziehung unserer Kinder 110.000 Lehrer. Das sind mehr Arbeitskräfte, als die Deutsche Reichswehr Soldaten zur Landesverteidigung hatte."

RIP Gerhard Mayer-Vorfelder, you turd

ephex fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Aug 18, 2015

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Healbot posted:

So uhh go Leverkusen?

Katana Gomai posted:

Let's go the Bayers

Dunban posted:

Come on you Leverkusians

:agreed:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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good match this

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Katana Gomai posted:

HOW IS THAT NOT A RED YOU loving WANKER

The fix is in

ephex
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loving bullshit

ephex
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jeeeez tah what the gently caress was that

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Healbot posted:

The offside ruling was correct.

I choose to believe otherwise

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lol

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Jose posted:

germany are going to lose their 4th champions league slot lol

It's funny that you posted this bc atm Bundesliga is #2 and the Premier League is #3 lol

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loling

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loling harder

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Geht doch

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