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Katana Gomai posted:I hope that's all of them; we gotta remember to tally up how many day of probations/bans this thread has racked up at the end of the season lmao Alright, in keeping with the spirit of the thread I'll throw in another : Probate me for one day for every goal Huntelaar is behind this season's Bundesligatorschützenkönig (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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I like how everyone's trying to say something vaguely positive sounding ("determined", "competent") while carefully avoiding making an actual compliment (or admitting that he was an rear end in a top hat).
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Aug 18, 2015 11:16
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Why is he a "victim" and not a victim?
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Honj Steak posted:
 Rudi is only 55? I thaught he was approaching 70.Serves him right for being in charge of a national team and letting them train for one (1) hour a day. edit: my Dad's 12 years older than Völler and looks younger than him lol.
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I just found out that Jogi is older than Rudi.
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Healbot posted:Our Lichtgestalt has turned 70 today. I'll translate a few choice quotes for all non-German goons reading this thread (both of them): "Well, there's only one option: Victory, draw or defeat." "In one year, I played for 15 months straight." "Berkant Götkan is only 17. If he's lucky, he'll be 18 next month." "The reason was not the cause but the trigger." (Or something, I don't even know what he was trying to say.) "Back then, half the nation stood behind the TV." "I'm an insurance salesman by trade. Imagine I'd still be at the insurance company every day - well, the Allianz would be by far the largest company in the world now." "The Swedes aren't Dutchmen, you could clearly see that." "They're all good football players, except: they can't play football." "I had a great life back then in the US. Until Günther Netzer came and destroyed everything."
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Sep 12, 2015 08:56
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We should wholeheartedly welcome the refugees while firmly ignoring other related major issues. No one needs Abweichler like St. Pauli. St. Pauli = racist imo
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Sep 16, 2015 17:16
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Pand posted:It was us, the racists all along! Querfront!!! I couldn't watch any of the games, did I miss anything?
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Sep 17, 2015 22:08
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Gladbach braucht jetzt einen richtigen Stinkstiefel!
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Sep 21, 2015 07:46
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ephex posted:Yeah let's not go to the match and work instead lol This. Only replace go with watch. Lewandowski still overrated imo.
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Sep 22, 2015 21:02
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Lewandowski status: still poo poo
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Sep 26, 2015 16:35
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Nur 0:1, Minikrise imo. Also, Darmstadt won with 28% possesion and 49% completion rate 
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Oct 17, 2015 16:41
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DUGLAS* COSTA! *Dägläss
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Oct 27, 2015 22:45
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Lord of Garbagemen posted:Thiago picked up a right mcl injury in a friendly Das ist an der Stelle schon ein Stück weit Jammern auf hohem Niveau, sag ich jetzt mal!
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Nov 15, 2015 21:52
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. gently caress international friendlies forever.
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Dec 5, 2015 17:00
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Everyone knows that passports always survive fires and explosions. Calling bullshit on this one op.
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Jan 4, 2016 22:14
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"Well, Schalke were poo poo to watch most of the season so it's okay that I can only watch the second half..."
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Sereri posted:http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussball/schalke-04-und-andre-breitenreiter-trennen-sich-a-1092409.html Of course I meant this season only. I'm not foolish enough to bet that a manager will fulfill his contract auf Schalke. I'm already looking at something like a 4 week probation because Hamburg stopped sucking too badly and Huntelaar was even worse than I thought. Also: http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/651946/artikel_naldo_schalke-statt-vfl.html  "Durch den Wegfall von Matip war Bedarf nötig"
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A surprise move that will shock many: Sané joins City for about fifty million bucks.
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frankenfreak posted:You fondly remember Grafite and remember how to pronounce his name. It's Grafitsch, right? Infected posted:Remove the Bayern description entirely or replace it with "Nobody cares", since the thread will be about places 2-18. I'd also hold it against Ingolstadt that they didn't actually play football last season and only tried to get the referee to interrupt the game every few seconds. It'll be about Bayern only winning 2:0 against some mid-table team when they should have won 4:0 and Bayern possibly only making it to the CL semis which is bullshit and someone screwed up!!
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frankenfreak posted:He's been tried and served his sentence. We should assume he has learned his le... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sorry, couldn't finish the thought with a straight face. Does it even count as prison when you're not wearing shackles? Oh wait that's slavery, sorry.
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