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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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quote:

Klopp got found out

He did, and I enjoyed it

:toxx:

Probate me for one week for each (Bundesliga) goal Bayern concede due to a grievous error by Dante or Alonso

Dunban fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Aug 6, 2015

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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Lord of Garbagemen posted:

Jesus, dunban will never post again. Rip

I'm banking on neither of them playing as much as last season, provided we don't have the same ridiculous amount of injuries. Also, it's just Bundesliga matches, not CL or Pokal.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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ephex posted:

:toxx:

- Probate me one day for every card Vidal gets in the season.
- Ban me if Pep extends his contract with Bayern.
- Also ban me again if Kloppo is the next Bayern manager.

rip ephex

Also, literally kill me if Klopp is the next Bayern manager. A ban won't suffice.

MuLepton posted:

I wonder whether Bayern might not have their eye on Weinzierl (depending on how he does this season).

I'd be ecstatic about Weinzierl.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Leverkusen will face the corpse of Miro Klose

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Holy poo poo, I just noticed the thread title. Good job, Healbot.

Also, time for some Favoritensterben in today's cup matches.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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sticksy posted:

As a long-time but soon-to-be former employee of SAP AG, I feel as though becoming the Ultimate Plastic and supporting Hoffenheim 1899 is the way for me to go.

(Great write-up OP, OP)

Impeccable timing

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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hopterque posted:

Can't wait for Vidal to murder someone.

He's gonna break some poor baker or electrician's leg and I'm gonna do a lol

Or score a goal, that works too

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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lol

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Meanwhile, this happened:



Some crazy idiot shot at Hertha BSC's team bus with a pistol. Thankfully, no one got hurt.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Neuer - Benatia, Lewandowski, Robben, Costa, Alonso, Boateng, Lahm, Vidal, Müller, Alaba

and 11 HSV wastemen, who gives a poo poo

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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I should've tied my toxx to Vidal's cards. 1 day per yellow, 3 days per red

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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ephex posted:

thats basically what your father was thinking lol

Brutal

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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:getin:

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Spahic really wants to get send off

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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gently caress off, Spahic

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Someone light the mackintosh signal

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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hopterque posted:

since he hasn't shown himself, let me do my best impression:

hopefully that incompetent greedy traitor oval office breaks his legs in twenty places i'm extremely mad about robert lewandowski.

Close enough

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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phwooooaaaaar Costa

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Keep going, I'm almost there

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Reminder that the draw for the second Pokalrunde is taking place after the match

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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TheDoublePivot posted:

Hi thread, I'm going to be in Munich around 29th August and was hoping to get two tickets to the match that weekend. I understand that tickets are sold out, I was wondering if anyone would know of any reliable ticket exchanges where I might be able to get some tickets off a season holder or something. Any suggestions would be welcome, thanks.

Tell ephex that it's your birthday

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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rip Werder

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Favre got found out

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Come on you Leverkusians

Don't do your usual trick of imploding against any half-decent international team

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Not taking Wendell off seems pretty risky.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Someone post the Papadopolous death stare gif, tia

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Stellar refereeing tonight

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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rip

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Supposedly Leverkusen are interested in signing Dante :haw:

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Good.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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We're running out of CBs

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Also, I think Neuer saved that with his dick

(don't sign your posts)

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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:getin:

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Thiago has extended his contract until 2019 :getin:

Speaking of contracts:

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Gesundheit

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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red card for Spahic :fap:

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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sicDaniel posted:

That was not a penalty but it's Spahic so I'm loving it.

Exactly.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Neuer - Thiago, Lewandowski, Robben, Costa, Alonso, Bernat, Lahm (K), Vidal, Müller, Alaba |

rip our CBs

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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I want to kiss Costa on the mouth

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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

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Also RIP: my toxx now that Dante is gone

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