MinorLeagueAllstar posted:Headaches: Are no joke. They can range in severity from mild nuisance to excruciating pain that makes you wish for death. for fast relief, or if you are a rockheaded idiot, use a hammer drill and masonary bits MinorLeagueAllstar posted:Nose Bleeds: Can be embarrassing any time they strike, even if you're home alone picking your nose again. There've been debates over the years whether to lean forward or back, we're here to settle the debate. lol ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 14:36 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 17:48 |
Exhaustion is when you do not get enough rest and get cranky and want to sleep forever. this can occur from your diet, stimuli before sleep, mental disorders, or refusal to listen to your parents and stay up all night in protest of their tyranny Tip: glue eyelids open and have a misting sprinkler system with two zone timer installed around your eyes, using brass fittings. tell everyone you take steampunk extremely seriously. pound energy drinks. become an angry straight edge. channel your manic phases into not sleeping. flip off your parents and skateboard through the house at all hours. ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 19:45 |
Emphysema: no one knows what this is. it's possible it's a made up word, or a medical boogeyman. Tip: if it's real you have no hope and will die soon. if it's not, throw money at your pcp until they remove diagnosis. that's also a monetary tip ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 13:56 |
Exploding Head Syndrome: Despite what you might think, it's not deadly and is merely the imaginary sound of a loud noise or explosion just as you fall asleep or wake up. It's utterly benign. Tip: wrap your entire head, leaving room for breathing and liquid diet of course, with duct tape in case the doctors are wrong and it's dormant. have your skull reinforced with cybernetics and lattice work. there is now a surgery to put thousands of tiny foam triangles inside your brain hole, to nullify the sound. side effects of the surgery include fuzzy thinking and a compulsion to touch cold, smooth, glossy surfaces ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 22:51 |