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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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tumor looking batty posted:

its between bernie sanders and loving hillary cllinton and mother loving rand paul and oh yeah tdaonald trump......... the election is more than a year away you retard. you loving retardss

bwuh?!

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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Yes.

Gibbone
May 8, 2011
sanders is going to disappoint you. hes just another middle of the road candidate like obama was. he's not interested in engaging with actual working class inequality, ending aggressive wars, or "socialism"

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Gibbone posted:

sanders is going to disappoint you. hes just another middle of the road candidate like obama was. he's not interested in engaging with actual working class inequality, ending aggressive wars, or "socialism"

source your quotes

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Gibbone posted:

sanders is going to disappoint you. hes just another middle of the road candidate like obama was. he's not interested in engaging with actual working class inequality, ending aggressive wars, or "socialism"


loludumb

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


lol

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
hes an old white guy so I don't want to vote for him

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


corn in the bible posted:

hes an old white guy so I don't want to vote for him

How can you run a country unless you're young, dark, and sexy? Obviously you can't, which is why smart people vote based on dumb vanity poo poo like skin pigment and and how aged a candidate looks. Nothing else makes sense.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

hemophilia posted:

How can you run a country unless you're young, dark, and sexy? Obviously you can't, which is why smart people vote based on dumb vanity poo poo like skin pigment and and how aged a candidate looks. Nothing else makes sense.

i'd also vote for a sexy young white guy though. sounds like you're the racist here.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

corn in the bible posted:

i'd also vote for a sexy young white guy though. sounds like you're the racist here.

what if i told you bernie has a big swingin dick and some nice, smooth balls. would that persuade you to vote for him?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Matey posted:

what if i told you bernie has a big swingin dick and some nice, smooth balls. would that persuade you to vote for him?

How is Bernie different from, say, Hillary Clinton

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

corn in the bible posted:

How is Bernie different from, say, Hillary Clinton

you silly goon

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


The main difference is that Bernie is real, and Hillary is fake. Bernie's dropping his balls on the table and she's wincing

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

hemophilia posted:

The main difference is that Bernie is real, and Hillary is fake. Bernie's dropping his balls on the table and she's wincing

I don't want a lady with fake balls. You've got me convinced!

Anal Papist
Jun 2, 2011

It's disgustingly transphobic for you to assume that a woman has to have fake balls.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Anal Papist posted:

It's disgustingly transphobic for you to assume that a woman has to have fake balls.

Looks like hillary's back in the running!

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever." - Bernie Sanders talking about Hillary Clinton

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

MrBims posted:

"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever (penis)" - Bernie Sanders talking about Hillary Clinton

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tumor looking batty posted:

lol bernie sanders is gay

probably

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


suck my dick

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

*cares passionately about the US presidential election* lmao

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tumor looking batty posted:

*cares passionately about the US presidential election* lmao

haha ya good one :kiddo:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

*still says lmao* lmbo

stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011

Matey posted:

*still says lmao* lmbo

ayy caramba

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

do people really think anybody other than hillary is going to be president

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

op's Q may be hypothetical but i would like a straight answer please

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
There's a lot of time between now and the next election and a lot could happen. :shrug:

That's the most honest answer I can give - I'm pulling for Bernie, but I think Hillary Clinton is very likely, but it's too far out to tell.

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING
Yes. I do. It's probably going to be okay, but really frustrating and depressing as none of the systemic issues in the country get resolved. The House and Senate will still be Republican controlled, probably for all of Pres. Clinton's 2 terms, nothing productive will be accomplished, and there will be a budget standoff every single year.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

tumor looking batty posted:

*cares passionately about the US presidential election*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*jabs table w/ finger to empathsize words* this poo poo matters. this is the improtant poo poo, my man

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

tumor looking batty posted:

yes rand paul. kill me. kill me. close this forum/

Sit down man

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Gibbone posted:

sanders is going to disappoint you. hes just another middle of the road candidate like obama was. he's not interested in engaging with actual working class inequality, ending aggressive wars, or "socialism"

Do you have scripture to support that?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

tumor looking batty posted:

*cares passionately about the US presidential election* lmao

Care is the fundamental dimension of the soul if you lack care you have a cuck soul

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Where do you lie on the care/cuck spectrum OP?

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
its hillarys from here on out, op

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

Hillary's going to be president all right... of Loserstan! Booyah.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Where do you lie on the care/cuck spectrum OP?

Is that equivalent to the liberal/conservative spectrum?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

MrWillsauce posted:

Hillary's going to be president all right... of Loserstan! Booyah.

:slick::bernget::slick::bernget::slick:

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 224 days!

tumor looking batty posted:

*cares passionately about the US presidential erection*

We've established that Hillary may in fact have real balls, but this story is far from over #ballghazi #cantrumpgetitup

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Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
the only good things to care about is the new hip hop mix tape and dark souls as well

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