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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Jose posted:

twitter seem to think sevilla refused his request to resign and he's agreed to stay

:)

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
It's more likely he has to get whatever club who wants to hire him to pay the $5m rescission clause.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

El Hefe posted:

It's more likely he has to get whatever club who wants to hire him to pay the $5m rescission clause.

:(

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Emery is going to PSG, Sampaoli to Sevilla

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Sampaoli is a gamble because he's never trained in Europe but he's a good manager imo, respected in South America too. ;)

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

El Hefe posted:

Sampaoli is a gamble because he's never trained in Europe but he's a good manager imo, respected in South America too. ;)

Aha, that worked out great for the last guy.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36721892

First exposed as a bottler, then a coward and now a criminal. This has not been a good summer for Messi.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
lmao messi is literally going to prison

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Nah he's not, it's a suspended sentence.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

quote:

However, they are likely to avoid jail.

So suspended then?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Shame it's a suspended sentence

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Wow Messi is going to prison then what a disaster for Barcelona

We'll miss him for those two years he's going to spend in jail

RIP

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Messi has badass tattoos so he'll probably be okay if he has to do some time.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Brony Car posted:

Messi has badass tattoos so he'll probably be okay if he has to do some time.

He's going to get a € tattooed under his eye

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006
A fraud on and off the pitch.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
https://www.fcbarcelona.com/football/first-team/news/2016-2017/-weareallleomessi-show-your-support

J O K E C L U B
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C
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
#JeSuisMessi #MessiDidNothingWrong

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
For fucks sake

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
#MessiLivesMatter

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

#MessisWelcome #MoneyWins

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

El Hefe posted:

#JeSuisMessi #MessiDidNothingWrong

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/AndersAntics/status/751809634646753280

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
makes you think

https://twitter.com/DeCLaN_W00d/status/751844917383659520

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

zzzz

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
It'll be funny when the Lebron James of football, Lionel Messi, ends in 3rd or 4th in the best footballer of the year award. think even Griezmann might end ahead of him. Decline.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

mes que un club

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Omg that is disgusting

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006

It makes me think whoever wrote it is mentally ill.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Too bad you can't deal with facts Pedro. Sad.

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



#Ilaughatleomessi
#soloalgunossonmessi
#aupafraudfiscal

Seriously whom ever had that idea should be fired.into the sun.

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Well you see Spain robs Catalunya, so in a way all Catalans are Messi

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

It's over you fucks. Here is a recap for all those who missed it:









(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
drat looks like Ronald won the European Championship and all you could do was try to close a thread and stare at your tax fraud championship facsimile certificate

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ape Gone Insane posted:

It's over you fucks. Here is a recap for all those who missed it:









(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Thanks for posting El Hefe's porn stash

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Open thread, ban OP

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Looks like Barca are still weltmeisters

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Ape Gone Insane posted:

It's over you fucks. Here is a recap for all those who missed it:









(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Justice for Ronald

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Irate Barca fan racing home from the gentrified gastropub, (in his little Miata, where he watched the match and hald 1 and a half beers)to close the thread before any bullies posted rude crap

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