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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
11:55am: smokesmokesmokesmokesmoke

12:00pm: temple takes a smoke break

12:10pm: yell incoherently, angrily into the sky while the priest isn't around. make up new cuss words

12:15pm: gather into the temple for final meditation

12:16pm holy poo poo i can't wait to get out of here and drink a hundred mimosas

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
10:00am: Arrive at the temple late with a croissant hanging out of my mouth, apologizing.

10:00:05am: Priest frowns at me, then inwardly frowns at self for having judgement.

10:27am: feverish attempt to leave body and send soul to brunch

11:00am: headache

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