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8:36am: om 8:39am: mani 8:42am: padme 8:46am: I've got the biggest creaser right now. can I pick it without anybody seeing. maybe if I scoot around a little I can pull it out without anybody seeing 8:48am: I feel like a dog scooting my butt around like this. I hope no ones watching. I'd open my eyes and look but last time I did Gary was staring at me and it was weird 8:50am: omg this is insane now the other side is up there too. how am I even wearing this much underwear 8:53am: hum
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Aug 9, 2015 16:32
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9:00am: All phenomenon are impermanent. 9:10am: They are subject to birth and death. 9:20am: When the notions of birth and death are removed, 9:30am: This silence is called fuckbeans 9:40am: I mean "great joy".
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Aug 9, 2015 16:41
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9:45am: remember to smile the half smile of the Buddha 9:48am: this feels weird I never smile with my mouth closed 9:50am: I did in my passport photo. it's really bad. God I hate that photo 9:52am: I'll try a little teeth. maybe the Buddha smiled with teeth showing. I mean it's not like anybody was there to take a picture. maybe he had a big old Meg Ryan grin like me and he was horsing it up in every meditation and it was really distracting so when people made statues later they made him with his mouth closed because that's how they wished he actually looked 9:56am: holy poo poo what if the Buddha didn't have any teeth
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Aug 9, 2015 16:51
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Piso Mojado posted:ccurrently speed running enlightenment on hard mode! check out my twitch feed! *sits on meditation cushion* *invites the meditation bell to chime* *takes 10 deep breaths* *injects heroin*
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Aug 9, 2015 17:13
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one of the teachers at my temple says that although enlightenment can be obtained through drug use, it's fleeting at best and it cheats the buddha. he. calls it "storming the gates of heaven" it sounds incredibly metal and makes me want to do lots of drugs true story Lil Cunty fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Aug 9, 2015
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Aug 9, 2015 17:17
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RIDE THE WHITE HORSE MUKURA MUKURA FLEETING AND CHEATING MUKURA MUKURA WE STORM THE GAAAAATES OF HEAVEEEEEN
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Aug 9, 2015 17:22
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City of Glompton posted:1:03pm: I can't feel my legs anymore. Either I've reached a new level of corporeal detachment or I'm going to have a helluva time getting up off this floor. bodhisattva more like buttissad-va
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Aug 9, 2015 18:26
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dogcrash truther posted:dank memes 12:32pm: whoa they're offering a mandala workshop after meditation 12:45pm: drat this mandala is turning out dank af 12:55pm: 
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Aug 9, 2015 19:31
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problematic hug posted:6:47pm - aw poo poo i'm out of tokens
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Aug 9, 2015 20:16
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POWERBALL posted:From the humble wooden table of Dokan
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Aug 9, 2015 21:47
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fema crisis actor posted:12:05 lunchtime. Ramen again. Dammit Chen lol
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