POWERBALL posted:

From the humble wooden table of Dokan

4/7/13 3:04 PM
List of pilot episode ideas - Temple Heights pitch

• Ando and Bhakti-Yana get into an argument over who is closest to Krishna. Han Me doesn't want to sweep the temple.
  
• Ando accidentally switches the regular incense with mysterious imported incense, causing Han Me to think he achieves enlightenment. Ando and Bkahti-Yana find him on the temple grounds singing The Thong Song. A visiting Christian missionary couple (Pam Grier, David Hasselhoff?) condemn the monks to an eternity of fiery torment.
  
• When Han Me borrows Ando's best robe to impress a nearby villager, everyone learns a lesson about sharing. Bhakti-Yana is visited in his dreams by the terrible and great visage of Shiva.
  
• During Rama Navami, the monks have a contest to see who can stay silent the longest, but hijinks ensue when a wise guru pays them a visit.