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TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

>pillage tent to the south

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Dante Allegory
Jan 11, 2013

War is a city, a Hell on earth, fired by Human hands.
>summon beelz

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dolphin dive into tent

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
>open a "man sized" hole in the side of that tent with knife

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>head north towards pile of rocks, insert as many rocks as you can into your anus

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


>cream jeans

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
>go to tent
>examine tent
>take everything, including the tent

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bip Roberts posted:

>open a "man sized" hole in the side of that tent with knife

do this, but only if you can do it cartoon style

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>remove balaclava, eat balaclava

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
put the scope in our butt so we can raise the boner meter

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
>Become a pirate

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



>start State of Wisconsin

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

VectorSigma posted:

>start State of Wisconsin


>start drinking heavily

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

C. Everett Koop posted:

>start drinking heavily

Quit being redundant

Banjo Bones
Mar 28, 2003

>walk south

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

>Go to boat

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
loot those graves

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
>build fire

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
> side with the crossbones in the eternal war over which icon goes at the top

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
>Dig under snow rock and see if there is anything underneath

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

go to the boats and become a sea man

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

>go west

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
>give all your items to alabamian ‎hot dog man, he might be your friend in the future

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
>find the orc camp
>slay them all

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




>investigate tent

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
> make post in this CYOA thread that you made

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

gently caress ya atma

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Are those graves to the South?



>press X to pay respects

Maniac Pahis
Nov 3, 2010

by Ralp
I think you mean 1488.exe

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
>go north

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
> kill a loving whale and eat all its blubber. All of it.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Agag posted:

Are those graves to the South?



>press X to pay respects

Slanderer
May 6, 2007
>Build a god out of ice and snow

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
>Head to boats, pissing and moaning about how cold it is to keep your mind focused and at attention.
>Fill can with clean snow.

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin%27s_lost_expedition#Loss

>walk to boats

PTSDeedly Do fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Aug 10, 2015

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

well we might as well

>EAT the can

and suffer the same fate as our shipmates, maybe we'll find some of them!

Also >enter TERROR

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Highest Vote posted:

>investigate tent



You walk south, passing a line of piled stones littered with various markers. In the distance, you notice a canvas tent. You proceed to investigate,



You arrive at the entrance of a large canvas tent. You notice a layer of dark, red snow nearby. You hear soft groans from inside the tent.

> :ovr:

Atma fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Aug 17, 2015

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
>join the lovebirds to form the most pathetic of threeways: mmf

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


> Have your knife at the ready just in case.

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
>eat the prolapse

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