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what ice cream should hulkamatt get
smores
cookie dough
something peanut buttery
he should go to the pizza place next door, tbh.
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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
this is John Cena's worst promo.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I hate wrestling.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
NEW

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

cronox2 posted:

Can't let Charlotte and Naomi gently caress it up again.

Apparently I read Charlotte got a lot of heat for some match?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Nikki Bella can take a dump in my butt

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

bartok posted:

What porn does PCB lead to?

Pussy Cooch Bella

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Vertical Lime posted:

does pcb watch pcu

That was a fine film.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Someone just hacked Dolph's instagram and posted a picture of a girls tush and puss and changed the name.

I just saw. That butt had a lot of goose bumps on it. I think it's cold in that room where the photo was taken. I am an expert on butt goose bumps.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a poem about Rovert:

Oh Rovert sweet Rovert
You have all the scoops
You think Charlotte's matches
are a pile of poops

You have inside info
Like my man Dave Meltzer
You hate Sara Del Rey
You do not drink seltzer

The End

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
i wrote a poem about Yuriy:

Oh Yuriy sweet Yuriy
You hate being PC
That's why you mock us
we're all fat and greasy

You love MMA
More than a butt that can fart
You wanna make out with MMA
It has stolen your heart.

The End

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a poem about MassRafter:

MassRafter oh Massrafter
You are always full of facts
About wrestling and its history
and AJ Styles holding plaques

Someone makes a post
And you tell them they are wrong
You also provide the truth
I wanna sing you a song

The End

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a poem about Jerusalem:

Jerusalem oh Jerusalem
The most loved PSP poster of all time
You were actually probated once
That's outrageous -- what a crime!

Everyone thinks you are cool
You're as cool as Rey's insiguri
You are literally the opposite
of that guy called Yuriy

The End

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a poem about Roman Reigns:

Roman Reigns oh Roman Reigns
You're gonna be huge, but you're in a rutt
If I was a gay man
I'd try hard to gently caress your butt

I know what you're all wondering
As you wait for your pop tart in the toaster:
"Is he talking about the wrestler
or the PSP poster???"

The End

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a poem about Nut Bunnies:

Nut Bunnies oh Nut Bunnies
you used to make everyone mad
But you've been mellow lately
I guess that makes everyone glad

You called someone a retard once
That wasn't nice at all
You really love indie wrestling
Where nobody is big and tall

The End

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a poem about PSP:

PSP oh PSP
You guys can derail a thread
by having endless debates
about Scott Hall farting on Paige's head

Yeah Scott Hall fart on her head
She'd love it because she's carny
She's more white trash
Than the legendary Jim Varney

The End

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
i am out of poem ideas :(

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Chokes McGee posted:

Not to get emo but my wife is in the hospital and I'm watching Raw on TV and I don't think it's helping her much

would you like a poem to cheer you up?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
i have writers block

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a poem about Noelle Foley:

Noelle Foley oh Noelle Foley
You are kind of annoying
I don't care if you're hot
You are kind of annoying

But eh, you're nice to people
even though you're annoying
So I guess you're cool, maybe
But you're kind of annoying

The End

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a poem about Big Show:

Big Show oh Big Show
Isn't Noelle Foley annoying?
I mean, she's very hot, and nice
but jeez she's annoying

I'm sure you agree with me
that Noelle Foley is annoying
You have a bald head
Noelle Foley is hot and nice and annoying

The End

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a haiku about Seth Rollins' leaked semi-hard dick pic:

that's your dick, Seth? ehhhh
I won't lie: I've seen better
you had an affair

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a haiku about Charlotte:

Where are your hips, girl?
You can't bear a child like that
You hipless woman

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a haiku about Rusev:

You're puerto rican
just admit it already
You're puerto rican

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Chokes McGee posted:

I thought he was Turkish

oh whoops disregard my haiku then, my bad.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19pvwt_the-fantastic-four-1994-unreleased-roger-corman_shortfilms

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
i hate wrestling.

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