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what ice cream should hulkamatt get
smores
cookie dough
something peanut buttery
he should go to the pizza place next door, tbh.
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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
what I miss? Lesnar?

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Naomi rules.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

that smackdown match though

Lmao you watch Smackdown.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I watch Monday Night Raw cuz I like this show.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Big E

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
This show is very good.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
RIP M.O.M

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Big Queefy posted:

So if randy wins, we riot. Right?

Randy Orton is very good.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Orton rules a whole lot so this is fine.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

Nothing against Orton, but he was was the least interesting option :smith:

An inevitable run in from either of the others would be less interesting.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

fart blood posted:

I wrote a poem about PSP:

PSP oh PSP
You guys can derail a thread
by having endless debates
about Scott Hall farting on Paige's head

Yeah Scott Hall fart on her head
She'd love it because she's carny
She's more white trash
Than the legendary Jim Varney

The End

Haha

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm guessing nothing good has happened here.

A good New Day match, a bad Diva match and a really good three way w/ cesaro, Orton and Owens.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Zyla posted:

i want a poooooooem

It's four in the morning, the end of December
I'm writing you now just to see if you're better
New York is cold, but I like where I'm living
There's music on Clinton Street all through the evening.

I hear that you're building your little house deep in the desert
You're living for nothing now, I hope you're keeping some kind of record.

Yes, and Jane came by with a lock of your hair
She said that you gave it to her
That night that you planned to go clear
Did you ever go clear?

Ah, the last time we saw you you looked so much older
Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder
You'd been to the station to meet every train
And you came home without Lili Marlene

And you treated my woman to a flake of your life
And when she came back she was nobody's wife.

Well I see you there with the rose in your teeth
One more thin gypsy thief
Well I see Jane's awake

She sends her regards.
And what can I tell you my brother, my killer
What can I possibly say?
I guess that I miss you, I guess I forgive you
I'm glad you stood in my way.

If you ever come by here, for Jane or for me
Well your enemy is sleeping, and his woman is free.

Yes, and thanks, for the trouble you took from her eyes
I thought it was there for good so I never tried.

And Jane came by with a lock of your hair
She said that you gave it to her
That night that you planned to go clear

Sincerely Zyla

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Zyla posted:

i want a poooooooem


I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Zyla Look at my big fat butt. Durrrrrr"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

the last two with him were also insanely bad

I liked them.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

the last two with him were also insanely bad

Scratch that, it as Crank I liked.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm plaid to see him.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

HulkaMatt posted:

QUICK POLL

does bryan actually announce a return date in this segment? As in an actual date not just "soon". y/n

n

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

daniel bryan's hairline is receding

Good. He won't be able to part it so lovely for much longer.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

the big show rules

I agree. He's the best promo man and his matches are fun.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
lmao.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
He shoulda shellshocked Bryan too.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I am enjoying this show but I am sleepy. I wanna see Rusev so I can go to bed.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
lmao

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
This was really good.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Stardust rules.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Eat poo poo Barrett.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

WrasslorMonkey posted:


I think Summer and Lana have given me a foot fetish :stare:

Summer CRUSH these various produce with your large stinky feet

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Get ready for something that you;ll never know

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

i like that stephen amell is being presented as wrong for jumping the barricade and i don't think they've ever done it this way before

The bad guy is scolding him.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

this is actually good


he was restrained by security immediately instead of standing tall in the ring and hhh is the good guy concerned parent half the time anyway

The other half of the time he is The Bad Man.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Bort

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Orton has snakes in his veins.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DeepDickPizza posted:

Amell seems like a cool, athletic guy, but as someone who does not watch Arrow I have zero desire to see him wrestle in a jobber tag match with three underutilized jobbers with bad jobber gimmicks.

I wanna see it.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

fart blood posted:

i hate wrestling.

Write a poem.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dario the Wop posted:

Justin Beiber < Stephen Amell < Kevin Federline

Yeah but in a gently caress/marry/kill, all my answers are Steven Amell.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

And not in that order.

Marry is still second.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Haha Sheamus.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

CarlCX posted:

how did we still end up here, RGL

The future refused to change.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
If I were Orton, I woulda waited for Sheamus to cash in and then whoop his rear end.

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