"HulkaMatt, make that the new thread title 'Raw makes me sad.'"

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what ice cream should hulkamatt get
	smores
	cookie dough
	something peanut buttery
	he should go to the pizza place next door, tbh.

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I miss anything of note so far?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 01:41

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 01:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I love New Day so much

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 01:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

New Day Forever (Barney never).

"WE JUST BEA...... okay...... fine."

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 01:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I was promised Harlem Heat, I want Harlem Heat delivered :colbert:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 01:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

zakharov posted:

Renee seems nice, do you think she'd hang out with me

Yes, but in this scenario you're Dave Foley.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 01:53

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

I wrote a poem about MassRafter:

MassRafter oh Massrafter
You are always full of facts
About wrestling and its history
and AJ Styles holding plaques

Someone makes a post
And you tell them they are wrong
You also provide the truth
I wanna sing you a song

The End

They should sent a... oh wait, they did.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:02

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

JBL mentioned Cena possibly breaking Flair's record :gonk:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Roman Reigns posted:

You stay the gently caress away from me.

Now we know what was in that briefcase that got thrown into the ring.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:12

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

NowonSA posted:

J-Ru you fool, a single emoticon reply! It's like you haven't learned from your probation at all!

NowonSA my friend, I haven't learned anything :downs:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:12

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Fibby Boy posted:

Don't think they could've picked a worse camera angle for that superplex.

They could have put a cameraman perched precariously over the edge of a cage wall shooting down into the ring.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:13

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

That barricade MOVED.

Cesaro did too!

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:16

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Vince is in the back screaming at the top of his lungs to be heard over the crowd that Cesaro just doesn't connect with the crowds.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:16

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Zyla posted:

PSYCHO CRUSHER

There were only two dudes who could do a Psycho Crusher in real life, and one of them was Satoru Iwata :smith:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:17

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Nothing against Orton, but he was was the least interesting option :smith:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

"How do I take my coffee?"
"HOT!"

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

I wrote a poem about PSP:

PSP oh PSP
You guys can derail a thread
by having endless debates
about Scott Hall farting on Paige's head

Yeah Scott Hall fart on her head
She'd love it because she's carny
She's more white trash
Than the legendary Jim Varney

The End

This one is the best

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:26

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Pariah Rex posted:

Because of Dean Ambrose I know that next time I move I just have to leave my tv's there and buy new ones

I hear if you don't do this, the ghost of Rapping Ronnie Reagan will come and haunt you for being a commie.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

i forget the rest

New Day rocks.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:31

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

He sure said "Well" a lot!

He was built with the same programming that made Big Dave Meltzer.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:31

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

But... but I'm vegetarian

If a Doctor prescribes a hot beef injection, you may have accidentally walked into a porno shoot instead of a hospital.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:43

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Harper had a MITB briefcase on the sole of his boot.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, there's Bryan.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DeathChicken posted:

Zoinks Scoob, it's a ghost!

Ahahaha.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:58

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zakharov posted:

I WANT THAT PUPPET

My stream seems to be behind everybody else, but oh my God that sign was incredible.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:59

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Vince: If only Bryan could get over.
Triple H: What's that?
Vince: I said IF ONLY BRYAN COULD GET OVER!
Triple H: I can't hear you, the crowd is too loud.
Vince: I SAID DANIEL BRYAN CAN'T GET OVER!
Triple H: Sad dying Aunt Godiva?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:02

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Everybody loves Daniel Bryan, it's so cool

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Oh thank God, Rusev is here.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:19

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

ROCK FLAG AND HENRY

Ahahaha, I can hear it being sung in my head.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

YOU LITTLE

Is Summer the Hulk and trying to tell Lana she's puny?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

That's strange, I saw the exact same thing when I googled Submission Sorority.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:23

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God Rusev is a banana republic dictator now :vince:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:23

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I think Summer and Lana have given me a foot fetish

Rusev is really impressed with Summer and Lana's attempt to body-puppet a spider-shape.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:36

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That was fun as gently caress

Amell can MOVE.

This is what he trained for five years for before returning..... home.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:37

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

StarkRavingMad posted:

ARROW IS IN THE RING

MICHAEL COLE REMINDS YOU: fans please do not randomly jump in the ring and attack our wrestlers

BUT ARROW IS IN THE RING

Michael Cole is just reminding us of one of the most important facets of Western Civilization - famous people are better than us and get to do whatever they feel like.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:38

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

"I want you to sign the contracts by 9am tomorrow morning."
"gently caress you I'll sign them when I feel like it."

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Howling Man posted:

what about that time ronda rousey got in the ring huh?!

Like anybody could stop Rousey doing whatever the gently caress she wants in life.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Eltoasto posted:

Is that Big Vinny V?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:42

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Zyla posted:

5 years ago she was a weedlord living out of her car!

Obviously because she chose to, then one morning she said,"Okay I think I'll be the coolest and the best now" and she was.

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 01:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Eltoasto posted:

Craig

Haha, for some reason I imagined Craig as a little skinny dude.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 03:44

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