Why didn't we do more of these? TFF Sheep 2015!!

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swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Hey guys, its been a long and arduous off season. Only a few more weeks to go. So lets have one final activity to get us through! The TFF Offseason sheep!

Pictured: The Philadelphia Eagles

What is a sheep you ask, well lets read and discover:

Xenophon posted:

What the gently caress is a sheep

The game is not complicated.

1. There will be a list of questions at the bottom of this post. The object of the game is to provide the MOST COMMON response from the people playing the game, kind of like Family Feud. You receive one point for each person who provided the same answer. In other words, if the question was "What is best in life," and 10 players said "To crush your enemies," each of those players would receive 10 points. If 5 players said "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist," they would each receive 5 points. If 1 player said "Hello Kitty," he would receive 1 points (and the public condemnation of his peers).

2. Every question scores points, even if only one. The MOST points, after all the questions are added up, wins the game.

3. There are no right or wrong answers - your job is to provide the MOST COMMON answer. So even if you really, really think that "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist" is best in life, it might still be in your best interest to answer "To crush your enemies." This means that even a factually incorrect answer can score the most points! You have to decide what you think everyone else will say.

4. Some of the questions are vague - intentionally so! It's your job to interpret them as you think the majority of SAS will.

Send your answers to tffsheeple@gmail.com.

Make sure the subject is "Sheep answers from [YOUR SA FORUMS USERNAME]"

Also, please make sure to post your answers only, so the body should look like:

1. Answer 1
2. gently caress Tom Brady
3. Steelers are the best.
4. Miami will go 8-8
5. Adrian Peterson
6. Josh Gordon
etc.

And now I present the questions. The deadline for submitting is TBA.

1.) With the first pick of the 2016 draft, the ________________________ select (probably some terrible QB from a Power 5 school.)
2.) This NFL head coach gets fired first.
3.) Tom Brady misses how many games this year?
4.) The leader in receiving yards for the year will be:
5.) The leader in rushing yards for the year will be:
6.) The team with the most fumbles lost will be:
7.) The next player to get busted for PED's is definitely:
8.) Pick one and ONLY one team that ends up in Los Angeles by the start of 2017.
9.) We are goons, but some of us do physical activity. Other than football, this sport is the most fun to play.
10.) This off topic subject is the most divisive in TFF.
11.) Ted Wells (or some other investigator) gets sent to this team next. (Bonus: for what reason)
12.) Last and most important: Who wins the The Shiva Bowl this year?

Remember, no discussing of answers in the thread. Also, just to make sure my accounting is ok, please post once you have sent in your answers.

swickles fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Aug 11, 2015

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Ok cool. Sent a thing in to you, my friend.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:20

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Sent

E: resent with proper subject

Metapod fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Aug 11, 2015

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:25

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Sent.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Aug 11, 2015

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:40

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

swickles posted:

Make sure the subject is "Sheep answers from [YOUR SA FORUMS USERNAME]"

Also, just to make sure my accounting is ok, please post once you have sent in your answers.

Quoting this because already some people can't follow directions.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:51

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Sent!

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:56

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

Answers sent

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:14

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Done, and I actually read the instructions.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:39

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Yeah, I'm in

# ? Aug 11, 2015 07:59

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Sent

# ? Aug 11, 2015 08:11

E_Motion: Oct 26, 2004; Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!; College Slice

Sent.

I agree, we need to do more of these during the offseason.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 10:54

CzarStark: Dec 23, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Sent it in - thanks for running this!

# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:10

Notable Dom X: Apr 3, 2011; by exmarx; Buglord

sent, layout looks super hosed up for some reason on the preview, enjoy

# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:24

Dirt Worshipper: Apr 2, 2007; Paralithodes Californiensis

sent

# ? Aug 11, 2015 13:42

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Sent

# ? Aug 11, 2015 14:54

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.