What's so good about the sun

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deep dish peat moss

It's just a big fire in the sky. If it was in California Obama would put it out.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:22

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deep dish peat moss

Dozens of firefighters sliding up a pole in to the sun

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:22

smoobles

what would happen if you crashed a ball of weed the size of the sun, into the sun?

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# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:25

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

smoobles posted:

what would happen if you crashed a ball of weed the size of the sun, into the sun?

you would make an eclipse depending on where thge weed ball came from.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:55

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

it would be hard to make a weed ball that big, even with all tge kudzu, dandilions, etc...

# ? Aug 11, 2015 05:56

cuntman.net

they dont want people looking directly at the sun because if someone did, theyd finally see how unimpressive the sun really is

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:05

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

i hate the sun and i hope it dies

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:11

problematic hug

education station posted:

i hate the sun and i hope it dies

it's dying, friend

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:28

joke_explainer

if you had a ball of weed the size of the sun you wouldn't have a ball of weed the size of the sun, you'd have a star. that would be enough to initiate nuclear fusion. it'd be short lived though, as it'd just burn through the carbon to iron then collapse. it would be a very unusual star.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:34

cuntman.net

joke_explainer posted:

if you had a ball of weed the size of the sun you wouldn't have a ball of weed the size of the sun, you'd have a star. that would be enough to initiate nuclear fusion. it'd be short lived though, as it'd just burn through the carbon to iron then collapse. it would be a very unusual star.

thats what god smokes

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:35

Android Blues

big loving pale ball of nothing. sky fucker. come down adn fight me

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:47

Android Blues

you think you're soooo (stretching arms out like this) big (to the sun), well, inside I am bigger, and i will show you how big i really am on tuesday, when i fight the Sun

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:51

joke_explainer

actually i'm not sure now. I mean, is it the mass of the sun, or is it the volume of the sun.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 06:52

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

# ? Aug 11, 2015 07:05

bacalou

volume of the sun, mass of achusettes

# ? Aug 11, 2015 07:11

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

the sun won't come down here and say that to our faces. it's scared, that's why it's a thousand miles away. it's not even that hot, can only make one planet too hot to visit, and it's tiny. more like a moon

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# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:16

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

gently caress you, sun *reaches up and plucks out of the sky, puts it in a bucket of water*

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# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:17

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Ooohhh you're like the Sun- a great big ball of loving hot! And I will shun you sooooo for ALWAAAYS

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# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:18

treasure bear

joke_explainer posted:

if you had a ball of weed the size of the sun you wouldn't have a ball of weed the size of the sun, you'd have a star. that would be enough to initiate nuclear fusion. it'd be short lived though, as it'd just burn through the carbon to iron then collapse. it would be a very unusual star.

the marijuanova

# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:26

Android Blues

Qwerinty posted:

the sun won't come down here and say that to our faces. it's scared, that's why it's a thousand miles away. it's not even that hot, can only make one planet too hot to visit, and it's tiny. more like a moon

the sun wants you to think that if it came close, it would incinerate all life on earth, because deep down its a loving insecure little wimp object and really it would just make us red, in the cheeks, from laughing at its warm tarmac level heat and small size

oh, and venus? guess what: its actually cold. the Sun just doesnt want you to go because it hoards commemorative dinner plates there and its embarrassed

# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:41

playground tough

somewhere out there theres a galaxy composed of an organic molecule called THC where the space bros blaze ad infinitum

# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:47

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

education station posted:

i hate the sun and i hope it dies

i ate the sun and i hope i had some pepto

# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:56

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

playground tough posted:

somewhere out there theres a galaxy composed of an organic molecule called THC where the space bros blaze ad infinitum

They probably blaze hydrogen

*space cop saunters over*
- Is that water vapor i smell?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 11:59

GoodbyeTurtles

treasure bear posted:

the marijuanova

# ? Aug 11, 2015 12:24

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

wait... can we talk more about this theoretical weed star?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 12:29

alnilam

joke_explainer posted:

actually i'm not sure now. I mean, is it the mass of the sun, or is it the volume of the sun.

yeah i was thinking volume and just like packing a bowl it's all about the packing density, gotta have the right amount of air space in between

# ? Aug 11, 2015 12:40

playground tough

Luvcow posted:

wait... can we talk more about this theoretical weed star?

GALAXY TODAY
Earlier this morning The Galaxy's largest known weed star exploded in a marijuanova; emitting what experts are saying is the largest cloud of primo bud smoke this universe has ever seen. The weed haze that will surely be experienced by our Fearless Galaxy for the next weeks to come has only just begun, and The Galaxy's Cheeto factories have ramped up their productions tenfold in preparation.

It is predicted that what remains of the weed star will condense into the most massive superdense hash ball ever observed.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 12:53

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

worship the sun? why? what'd it ever do for me? dries my crops, gave cancer to my sister, and burned my eyes when I tried to worship it the first time? yeah no thanks.

*fumbles around for white cane*

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