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SteveRansom
Aug 27, 2015
When I was in 7th grade I first discovered porn and of course as a young pubescent male I was on cloud nine. I was so excited about discovering porn that I loaded my phone absolutely full of all manner of lovely nude photos. Nothing out of the ordinary until I decided it would be a fantastic idea to set my phone background as a nude woman shooting the a victory V with her legs. The very next day I was sitting in science class and my phone starts to ring which immediately leads to the teacher heading in my direction asking whose phone was ringing. I figured my best option was just to pull my phone out and silence it while apologizing sincerely to the teacher for having it go off. Unfortunately my teacher was not a fan of 50 cent and had been severely offended by what I have to admit was too vulgar of a ringtone to ever have on a phone and she proceeds to take up my phone and says that I can pick it up from the office the next day.

Fast forward half the day and I'm sitting in literature class waiting for the teacher to start doing her thing when in walks the assistant principal and the science teacher that had taken up my phone earlier. Turns out Mrs. Nosey had decided that she wanted to look at who had called, she claimed she was going to bring my phone back to me if it had ended up being my mom or something because I was a good student and she felt bad about being so harsh. The only problem was that as she opened my Motorola Razr she was greeted by the previously mention spread eagle phone wallpaper. This of course offended her even more than being serenaded by my 50cent ringtone and prompted her to take my phone straight to the assistant principal. They had then spent the majority of their lunch period looking through every file, text, email, etc on my phone. Their looking through the messages was what caused all of the trouble for my young naive self.

Basically upon my discovery of all of this awesome porn I had immediately started sending it to my best friends who were all equally as excited to be a party to this new discovery. Some of the more savvy of my friends returned their favorite pictures and we spoke at length about how and when we had made these glorious discoveries. All harmless fun being had by youngsters learning about the joys of the internet. However in the eyes of the two very easy to offend females that had been looking through my text history I was a perverse monster that must be punished. They quickly had assembled the other assistant principles as well as the school resource officer (legit cop that was stationed at the school) and were all waiting in the school conference room which was where I was being led. Apparently in the minds of the ones that had been looking through my pictures and messages I had been exposing other children to the horrors of pornography which in their mind went right along with exposing minors to a nude adult body. This was why the school resource officer was there, they had intentions of attempting to charge me as a sex offender for distributing pornography to minors. I sat in that room being grilled by administrators for about an hour before my requests to call my mother were granted. I had decided that my best course of action would have been to contact my mom and not say a word to anyone in that room.

Fortunately for me the story doesn't have a very horrific end and after about 2 hours of me thinking I would be on a sex offender list and go to juvy the principle of the school, who was a total bro, came in and put an end to the whole ordeal stating that, "boys will be boys, no need to give him the third degree over a few pictures." Probably lucky for me because I'm fairly certain that as far as the law is concerned me and the other guys that had all been sharing pictures had indeed committed some sort of sex crime. Needless to say I didn't save any porn or nudes on my phone until around my sophomore year of high school when I was convinced that the lock screen on my iPhone would protect me.

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SteveRansom
Aug 27, 2015

chitoryu12 posted:

I meant in terms of Steve's actions. Like loving every kid has a porn stash somewhere after they discover it. It's just that most of them don't make hardcore porn their cell phone background.

If I say that some of the other kids were doing it can I claim stupidity through peer pressure? Really though I agree it was pretty dumb of me, but hey who didn't do dumb stuff when they were in middle school. I must have around a dozen more stories that are just as filled with childhood stupidity.

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