I vote straight ticket Republican every election

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Clemocracy: Jul 21, 2015; by Ralp

i vote republican too. god speed op.

also dems are gonna have to find a new candidate as hillary committed a felony lol

# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:46

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# ? May 11, 2024 06:37

To be fair...: Feb 3, 2006; Film Producer

texaholic posted:

Unironically.

I have a career and a mortgage. I also have a good 401k and dabble in the stock market.

Voting Republican means you have a good amount of capital, voting democrat means you live on credit.

A mortgage is credit, you loving poor person.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:48

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

lol 'idk the difference between an asset and a liability i vote straight GOP every time i am smart'

# ? Aug 12, 2015 17:50

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Meiers Goldbrick posted:

A mortgage is credit, you loving poor person.

I mean credit like living on food stamps but having a 60 inch HDTV in every room of your section 8 housing. All the TVs were bought on a credit card etc....

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:00

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

texaholic posted:

I mean credit like living on food stamps but having a 60 inch HDTV in every room of your section 8 housing. All the TVs were bought on a credit card etc....

i like how you think people on food stamps and in subsidized housing are somehow getting lines of credit for tens of thousands of dollars

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:01

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps. From the rafters with the straps around your necks.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:04

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

texaholic posted:

I mean credit like living on food stamps but having a 60 inch HDTV in every room of your section 8 housing. All the TVs were bought on a credit card etc....

its actually much more likely they stole all those t.v.s i doubt any one would give a piece of trash like that a credit card. what a bunch of losers

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:04

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:06

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Wow what kind of filth would settle for a 60inch TV?!?!?! Sounds barbaric to me.

Lol if you don't have at least a 100inch 4k TV, just lol.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:06

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Mods this thread mentioned an election outside of that subforum nobody goes to, please gas it

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:06

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

straight ticket voting is for non-critical thinkers or people in a rush

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:07

poorlifedecision: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

I made a lot of money when Obama was president OP, if I go republican next election and make less I'm going to buy you a red title.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:08

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Darth123123 posted:

straight ticket voting is for non-critical thinkers or people in a rush

I am later not the former, I am busy making money

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:09

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

texaholic posted:

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:10

Radical and BADical!: Jun 27, 2010; by Lowtax; Fun Shoe

texaholic posted:

ok here it is

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:16

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Knight posted:

Servicemen tend to be those who get paid last.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:17

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

^^^
Please explain.

texaholic posted:

I am later not the former, I am busy making money

The word is "latter", oh titan of industry.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:17

To be fair...: Feb 3, 2006; Film Producer

Leon Einstein posted:

^^^
Please explain.

The word is "latter", oh titan of industry.

Literally paid with tax money.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:19

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

this is a terrible thread

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:23

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

A misanthrope posted:

this is a terrible thread

Leon Einstein is a terrible person. COINCIDENCE!?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:24

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

InterFaced posted:

We should use this opportunity to find common ground. Can we all agree on simple truths like mormons should be driven into the pacific and hail satan?

As a Mormon accelerationist I approve of this plan.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:25

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Vote Green Party

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:25

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

pron haul 2016

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:26

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

I'm voting Sanders because I want the OPs money.

Give it to me.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:28

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

texaholic posted:

I am later not the former, I am busy making money

how much money could you possibly be making when you have a mortgage in texas where the average home value is ~$140,000?

lol

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:29

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

TwoFire posted:

Leon Einstein is a terrible person. COINCIDENCE!?

U mad bro?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:43

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

i hope the op is a jade helm casualty

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:45

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Leon Einstein posted:

U mad bro?

no but you are actually a piece of poo poo hth.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:46

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

TwoFire posted:

no but you are actually a piece of poo poo hth.

Y u mad tho

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:56

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Nefarious posted:

i hope the op is a jade helm casualty

LMAO we would own the governement if they tried that poo poo, actually they should we could move the White House to Texas after we won. Renamed The Texas House.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:59

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Leon Einstein posted:

Y u mad tho

texaholic posted:

LMAO we would own the governement if they tried that poo poo, actually they should we could move the White House to Texas after we won. Renamed The Texas House.

Yeah Texas did so well against a bajillion messicans the last time.. or is that the joke i can't tell anymore because this goddamn heat gently caress its warm

# ? Aug 12, 2015 19:01

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Katy, TX y'all

# ? Aug 12, 2015 19:01

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

This country is due for a civil war. Would be good to wipe out large swaths of the population imho

# ? Aug 12, 2015 19:02

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

texaholic posted:

LMAO we would own the governement if they tried that poo poo, actually they should we could move the White House to Texas after we won. Renamed The Texas House.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 19:05

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

If I was American I would vote Republican, only as its the faster way into making the US a Mad Max Hunger Games lands for the rest of us to watch and laugh.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 19:06