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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


texaholic posted:

LMAO we would own the governement if they tried that poo poo, actually they should we could move the White House to Texas after we won. Renamed The Texas House.



The interior of the M3 was miserable in the sweltering Texas heat but crew had become acclimated to it and could endure. As they traveled down the dusty road in whatever shithole rural town they were pacifying now, another local tried their luck. The rounds from his AR-15 pinged ineffectually off of the Bradley's armor as the gunner zeroed in. One quick burst from the 240 and the yokel was down, another obstacle to progress eliminated.

Jade Helm would be a success and the more of these idiots that came out now the better. These extremists would never accept the new mandatory gay marriage program and sharia law. They would have to have been dealt with sooner or later.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
texaholic is a poo poo poster
i commend him on being lovely
he's still an idiot, though

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

TwoFire posted:

Leon Einstein is a terrible person. COINCIDENCE!?

hmmm you have given me a lot to think about

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



The kind of idiot who would own one of those is the same kind that unironically treasures their MENSA membership.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Nuclearmonkee posted:

The kind of idiot who would own one of those is the same kind that unironically treasures their MENSA membership.

franco is my friend :)

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


TwoFire posted:

franco is my friend :)

dont lie franco has no friends

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Commie NedFlanders posted:

You can be successful and still vote socialist. 1 because you care about other people like a non sociopath 2 because more economic demand improves businesses and increases volume of trading on the markets

People who vote socialist don't care about the people who don't, they do everything they can to take from them, whose the real sociopath?
Hint: YOU

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Leon Einstein posted:

Democrat doesn't equal socialist. Just another lie you dumbfucks will gladly swallow because the right told you to.

Kind of like how republican doesn't equal racist/religious nut despite every democrat on this forum saying so.
Democrats do swallow the cuck cum of their girlfriends boss who is loving her right now on his fine mahogany desk.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Prorat posted:

Kind of like how republican doesn't equal racist/religious nut despite every democrat on this forum saying so.
Democrats do swallow the cuck cum of their girlfriends boss who is loving her right now on his fine mahogany desk.
I don't think you understand what a cuckold is. Their girlfriend's boss' cum wouldn't be "cuck cum".

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Leon Einstein posted:

I don't think you understand what a cuckold is. Their girlfriend's boss' cum wouldn't be "cuck cum".

It's cum that comes from a cuckold situation so it kinda is.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Nuclearmonkee posted:

dont lie franco has no friends

poo poo that didn't take long

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Prorat posted:

It's cum that comes from a cuckold situation so it kinda is.

Cuck cum is the cum stuck between the fingers of a broken man that coaxed the world's saddest cum shot out of his nearly flaccid pens while his girlfriend gets railed by a real man a few feet away. Get it right.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Prorat posted:

People who vote socialist don't care about the people who don't, they do everything they can to take from them, whose the real sociopath?
Hint: YOU

so sociopathic for wanting people to have a living wage so they can buy things and contribute to the economy

meanwhile the GOP is telling people gays can't marry because....... reasons

don't pretend like the GOP wasn't hijacked by neocons 2-3 decades ago

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Moridin920 posted:

meanwhile the GOP is telling people gays can't marry because....... reasons
I would like to hear a conservative defend this.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Leon Einstein posted:

I would like to hear a conservative defend this.

idiots too afraid to tell the fuckers to go away (with their votes). same drat reason "pro-life" still exists.

Like the weed legalization poo poo in reverse for the dems.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TwoFire posted:

idiots too afraid to tell the fuckers to go away (with their votes). same drat reason "pro-life" still exists.

Like the weed legalization poo poo in reverse for the dems.

right but it's just a little more absurd because the GOP is constantly bleating about how they want smaller government and less interference and regulation. that's a major party platform. apparently that means 'but only for large corporations, if you are a private citizen we still want to regulate your sex life.'

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

TwoFire posted:

idiots too afraid to tell the fuckers to go away (with their votes). same drat reason "pro-life" still exists.

Like the weed legalization poo poo in reverse for the dems.

So you're saying that conservatives are idiots? I guess we have more in common than you realized.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Moridin920 posted:

if you are a private citizen we still want to regulate your sex life.'

i'm all for this if it means less taxes (paying for your kids)

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Leon Einstein posted:

Cuck cum is the cum stuck between the fingers of a broken man that coaxed the world's saddest cum shot out of his nearly flaccid pens while his girlfriend gets railed by a real man a few feet away. Get it right.

So basically that last time I masturbated.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

TwoFire posted:

i'm all for this if it means less taxes (paying for your kids)

Except they want to deny access to sex education and access to contraception and abortion. Basically they want a reason to hate you for having sex.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

InterFaced posted:

I lust for the death of soldiers and babies but I hate babies more so I vote Democrat.

i guess you also hate black people then because planned parenthood was created by a racist to kill black children and black people are served up more abortions per capita

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TwoFire posted:

i'm all for this if it means less taxes (paying for your kids)

I'm not necessarily opposed to somehow stopping idiots from having way more kids than they need or can afford or at the very least educating parents-to-be so they know what the gently caress they are doing because 'it'll just come naturally' results in some stupid rear end parenting.

however it's just funny that the GOP, party of smaller government and less government regulation, wants to regulate things like who people can gently caress and whether or not contraception is easy to get. it's just like a microcosm of the dissonance going on with the entire party.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Ramsus posted:

i guess you also hate black people then because planned parenthood was created by a racist to kill black children and black people are served up more abortions per capita
So what does that have to do with the current state of PP? Ever think that more black people have abortions because they can't afford children due to fewer economic opportunities? Nah, that's a little too deep of a thought for someone like you.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if you vote straight ticket anything and you've decided on that before the election even happens you're just a loving moron though I'm sorry.

like you're proud of the fact that regardless of who runs or what happens, you're voting straight ticket dammit. you don't think about the issues for yourself, you just support the party!

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

not pictured - doctors, businessmen, middle class with a clue

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
the GOP:

hey you better not be fuckin' in there! I mean it you whores!

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Ramsus posted:

not pictured - doctors, businessmen, middle class with a clue
What policies do conservatives espouse that you feel benefit the middle class?

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Ramsus posted:

not pictured - doctors, businessmen, middle class with a clue

they are all clearly pictured on the right hand side of the picture

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
hello i am a republic man

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

The guy in the left probably is an independent contractor who works his rear end off with his hands (plumbing, tile, etc etc) and doesn't want high taxes where the money goes to people who don't work at all and have 5 kinds from 3 different men. He knows that both ghetto and trailer trash siphon his money and he votes for the party that doesn't give those people money... HOWEVER the party he does vote for makes sure trillions goes to the military industrial complex so he still doesn't get his money...

Basically vote Libertarian.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Prorat posted:

The guy in the left probably is an independent contractor who works his rear end off with his hands (plumbing, tile, etc etc) and doesn't want high taxes where the money goes to people who don't work at all and have 5 kinds from 3 different men. He knows that both ghetto and trailer trash siphon his money and he votes for the party that doesn't give those people money... HOWEVER that same party makes sure trillions goes to the military industrial complex so he still doesn't get his money...

Basically vote Libertarian.

pron haul kill you are father

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Leon Einstein posted:

Except they want to deny access to sex education and access to contraception and abortion. Basically they want a reason to hate you for having sex.

Some, not "they". The good news is that they don't have the power to do anything, like those Roe v Wade turnover fuckheads (Westboro, et al).

Moridin920 posted:

it's just like a microcosm of the dissonance going on with the entire party.

More like a microcosm being exploded into a representation of the entire party. See also the above.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

I'm the dollar-sign loot sack

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Prorat posted:

The guy in the left probably is an independent contractor who works his rear end off with his hands (plumbing, tile, etc etc) and doesn't want high taxes
In what world do independent contractors in America pay high taxes? They can write off a poo poo ton, and every one I know works for cash under the table if given the chance. Basically most conservatives think any taxation is too much.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
i'm the poster that makes blanket statements about groups but hates it when they are against me :(

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwH4wPz-URM

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

TwoFire posted:

Some, not "they". The good news is that they don't have the power to do anything, like those Roe v Wade turnover fuckheads (Westboro, et al).


More like a microcosm being exploded into a representation of the entire party. See also the above.
Which republican candidate is pro-choice, pro-comprehensive sex ed, and pro-gay marriage?

I'll wait. Maybe you can convince me that the GOP doesn't vote in lockstep against these issues.

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Leon Einstein posted:

Which republican candidate is pro-choice, pro-comprehensive sex ed, and pro-gay marriage?

these are all the most important thing and i vote based on these alone when not too busy getting high and playing hackeysack

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