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Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

TwoFire posted:

these are all the most important thing and i vote based on these alone when not too busy getting high and playing hackeysack
I voted before you were out of diapers, little man.

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Leon Einstein posted:

Which republican candidate is pro-choice, pro-comprehensive sex ed, and pro-gay marriage?

I'll wait. Maybe you can convince me that the GOP doesn't vote in lockstep against these issues.

most republicans are pro choice except when it comes to late term abortion you dingus

how stupid do you have to be to not go oh hey i had uprotected sex and was ejaculated into and now i should take a morning after pill

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Leon Einstein posted:

I voted before you were out of diapers, little man.

y u mad tho

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Leon Einstein posted:

In what world do independent contractors in America pay high taxes? They can write off a poo poo ton, and every one I know works for cash under the table if given the chance. Basically most conservatives think any taxation is too much.

Leon Einstein posted:

Which republican candidate is pro-choice, pro-comprehensive sex ed, and pro-gay marriage?

Marriage, sex ed, and abortion are not suppose to have anything to do with the federal government so I don't know why any of this gets brought up when it comes to the the president.

The presidents job is to uphold and protect the constitution and nothing else. NOTHING else.

All of those are state issues.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Wait so if you vote Republican get a free dollar sign bag to put all your money in? Sold.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
i vote according to issues that don't matter only such as gay marriage and baby slaying

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Prorat posted:

Marriage, sex ed, and abortion are not suppose to have anything to do with the federal government so I don't know why any of this gets brought up when it comes to the the president.

The presidents job is to uphold and protect the constitution and nothing else. NOTHING else.

All of those are state issues.

stop trying to teach a pig to whistle- it just makes you look dumb and annoys the pig

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
the GOP is really afraid of jettisoning it's weirdo fundamentalist wing even though constantly paying them lip service (and sometimes more esp. on a state level) is not doing them any favors in national elections

did you see that fuckin question at the end of the first debate where half of the presidential candidates claimed God told them to run for president

lmao

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Ramsus posted:

most republicans are pro choice except when it comes to late term abortion you dingus

how stupid do you have to be to not go oh hey i had uprotected sex and was ejaculated into and now i should take a morning after pill

well i mean...republicans and all

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Ramsus posted:

most republicans are pro choice except when it comes to late term abortion you dingus

how stupid do you have to be to not go oh hey i had uprotected sex and was ejaculated into and now i should take a morning after pill
There is no such thing as pro choice except, dingus.

Also, it'd be helpful if conservatives didn't try to restrict access to plan b and fight for pharmacists that don't want to give it out

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Prorat posted:

Marriage, sex ed, and abortion are not suppose to have anything to do with the federal government so I don't know why any of this gets brought up when it comes to the the president.

The presidents job is to uphold and protect the constitution and nothing else. NOTHING else.

All of those are state issues.

All men are created equal, but if you were created in Virginia then you aren't allowed to marry SUCKS TO BE YOU

(The constitution is a relic)

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Monkey Fracas posted:

the GOP is really afraid of jettisoning it's weirdo fundamentalist wing even though constantly paying them lip service (and sometimes more esp. on a state level) is not doing them any favors in national elections

did you see that fuckin question at the end of the first debate where half of the presidential candidates claimed God told them to run for president

lmao

Yeah the answer to the question should of been something like "this is irrelevant to the purpose of the President"

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
As a conservative i realize the only way my party has a chance is by breeding as many idiots as possible, thus my stance against planned parenthood.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i thought this was about how the OP is gonna vote republican, now its about all these lazy millennials and human being retards talking about constipation and bill's rights. these suckers need to get of their high horse and go back to canada or whatever libtarded shithole you crawled out of.


sorry to derail, bacjk to the thread. THE ORIGINAL THREAD!!!!

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Strategic Tea posted:

All men are created equal, but if you were created in Virginia then you aren't allowed to marry SUCKS TO BE YOU

(The constitution is a relic)

If the constitution is a relic than separation of church and state is a relic and the GOP is right in doing what they do when it comes to their religion.

Thanks rear end in a top hat.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Strategic Tea posted:

Wait so if you vote Republican get a free dollar sign bag to put all your money in? Sold.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for all

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Prorat posted:

Yeah the answer to the question should of been something like "this is irrelevant to the purpose of the President"

I would have liked it if Kasich or someone just went "Uh, what the gently caress"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Monkey Fracas posted:

I would have liked it if Kasich or someone just went "Uh, what the gently caress"

what are you guys talking about it sounds really interesting :allears:

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

TwoFire posted:

stop trying to teach a pig to whistle- it just makes you look dumb and annoys the pig

its "sing", dumbass.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TwoFire posted:

its "sing", dumbass.

what are you tlaking about/?

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

TwoFire posted:

its "sing", dumbass.

I've seen Babe, you rube.

Check. Mate. :smuggo:

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

dad gay. so what posted:

what are you tlaking about/?

some antigay babykilling poo poo i think i dunno :shrug:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what does that black guy voting republican have to do with any of this stuff. polease help :confused:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TwoFire posted:

some antigay babykilling poo poo i think i dunno :shrug:

maybe that should go in a different thread. this one is for voting republican

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

dad gay. so what posted:

what are you guys talking about it sounds really interesting :allears:

at the end of the debate there was a question like "whoops we haven't talked about God enough in the debate, who here likes God the most, c'mon let's hear it for God everyone" and then Ted Cruz said God had come to him in a dream and commanded him to destroy Hilary Clinton and Jeb Bush started speaking in tongues and the black dude got the stigmata holy poo poo you should have seen it man

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Monkey Fracas posted:

at the end of the debate there was a question like "whoops we haven't talked about God enough in the debate, who here likes God the most, c'mon let's hear it for God everyone" and then Ted Cruz said God had come to him in a dream and commanded him to destroy Hilary Clinton and Jeb Bush started speaking in tongues and the black dude got the stigmata holy poo poo you should have seen it man

i saew it but i downt trmrember that part :confused:

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


dnoald trump is a republican and very good. therefore repulbican is good

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

dad gay. so what posted:

i saew it but i downt trmrember that part :confused:

me neither, but i was sober at the time so

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
10-15 minutes about god, literally 1 question about race issues


Ramsus posted:

most republicans are pro choice except when it comes to late term abortion you dingus

lol

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Leon Einstein posted:

There is no such thing as pro choice except, dingus.

Also, it'd be helpful if conservatives didn't try to restrict access to plan b and fight for pharmacists that don't want to give it out

uses example of small minority to prove point

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

TwoFire posted:

me neither, but i was sober at the time so

might explain why Rubio appeared to have the two faces of the mythological Janus and was 15 feet tall

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

republicans still believe in supply side economics after it's completely destroyed all of the progress we've made in the last century, the growing middle class, the rising tide that rises al boats, gone.

it's all about the oligarchy now hahaha and stupid rear end people still believe rush limbaugh economics. hahaha yeah this 30 million dollar person has your best interests in mind lmao

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ramsus posted:

uses example of small minority to prove point

what red states are pro choice

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Ramsus posted:

uses example of small minority to prove point
Your point that most republicans are pro-choice is straight up bullshit.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i too vote straight ticket r

really

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Commie NedFlanders posted:

republicans still believe in supply side economics after it's completely destroyed all of the progress we've made in the last century, the growing middle class, the rising tide that rises al boats, gone.

it's all about the oligarchy now hahaha and stupid rear end people still believe rush limbaugh economics. hahaha yeah this 30 million dollar person has your best interests in mind lmao

Since all candidates know they will be making that much in post presidency speeches every candidate doesn't have our best interests in mind. Obama is so young that he will probably be a billionaire before he dies.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Prorat posted:

Since all candidates know they will be making that much in post presidency speeches every candidate doesn't have our best interests in mind. Obama is so young that he will probably be a billionaire before he dies.

Bernie does :allears:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...81fa_story.html


quote:

“Bernie always seems to be on the right side of history,” Silverman told the boisterous audience at the Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena, noting that the 73-year-old was a civil rights activist in the 1960s, supported gay rights in the 1980s and strongly opposed the Iraq war before most other Americans.


.........



it is drawing energy and attention away from Clinton — whose aides peg her largest crowd to date at 5,500 — and exposing a lack of enthusiasm for her candidacy among some facets of the Democratic Party. And it is creating a network of small-scale donors and volunteers that could provide Sanders with the resources he will need to compete with the former secretary of state and first lady in the weeks and months ahead.

Roughly 28,000 people showed up for a recent Sanders rally in Portland, Ore. The self-described democratic socialist drew 15,000 in Seattle; 11,000 in Phoenix; 10,000 in Madison, Wis.; 8,000 in Dallas; and 4,500 in New Orleans.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

texaholic posted:

Unironically.

I have a career and a mortgage. I also have a good 401k and dabble in the stock market.

Voting Republican means you have a good amount of capital, voting democrat means you live on credit.

Voting Democrat means you understand that your ability to have a good job is due to the wages, benefits, and protections that labor unions spent the 20th century fighting for.

Voting Republican means you don't care about anyone else's ability to achieve the same in the future.

Hope that helps brah

Edit: for reference, I have a stable 6 figure income, built a 4 bedroom colonial house last year, and my wife and I drive late model cars. And my 401k is doing just peachy.

Being lucky enough to have money doesn't have to turn you into a dbag fyi

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


FistEnergy posted:


Voting Republican means you don't care about anyone else's ability to achieve the same in the future. embrace reactionary insanity.

Voting Democrat means you understand that your ability to have a good job is due to the wages, benefits, and protections that labor unions spent the 20th century fighting for. are voting for terrible shitlords who are terrible but generally not as insane.


Hope that helps brah

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

dad gay. so what posted:

i thought this was about how the OP is gonna vote republican, now its about all these lazy millennials and human being retards talking about constipation and bill's rights. these suckers need to get of their high horse and go back to canada or whatever libtarded shithole you crawled out of.


sorry to derail, bacjk to the thread. THE ORIGINAL THREAD!!!!

I had meeting at my place of work. All millenial cocksucking slackers don't work and have nothing better to do then sit around and talk about Bilary Clinton and bash hardworking americans like me and you.

Disgusting....

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