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i would like some please
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Aug 13, 2015 21:37
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Davis, record the time. It is now 8:07 PM. *scientist chugs a beer* I-I'm c-changing... *clutching desk, falls* *reemerges with slicked back hair, sunglasses* Yeah, let's get this party started! Where da white women at! Haha just kidding. ---------------- |
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Aug 13, 2015 21:37
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Subject reports increased desire to listen to old DMB albums and talk about that time in high school he and his buds all TPed Principal Weeny's house and spraypainted "I'M A BALD WEENY" on his garage door.
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Aug 13, 2015 21:40
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Conclusions It is consistent with our findings that the research lab at MIT is staffed by a bunch of lame dorks and they'll never get any pussy. They can't even bench two plates. Duke forever bitches, woo! ---------------- |
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Aug 13, 2015 21:44
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Dr. Ahmed: *addressing a group of graduate students* As you can see, Dr. Rensaller is about to drink the formula to demonstrate the effects on humans. Dr. Rensaller: *drinks from beaker* Ugh! Yuck! What...what is this? *retching* Dr. Ahmed: You just got iced BITCH! Hahahaha! Dr. Rensaller: *feet begin turning to ice and body is encased in a giant ice cube in seconds* Dr. Ahmed: Erm...whoops. ---------------- |
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Aug 13, 2015 21:49
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Dr Birch will serve as our control subject and designated driver.
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Aug 13, 2015 21:55
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subject has been drinking tequila for over an hour but all of her clothes are still on. I think we can consider this myth debunked 
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Aug 13, 2015 22:13
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doing some science right now haha
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Aug 13, 2015 22:15
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Driving a keg across the Canadian border for a conference is much easier when you can label it "scientific research materials" |
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Aug 13, 2015 22:21
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alnilam posted:Driving a keg across the Canadian border for a conference is much easier when you can label it "scientific research materials" whaddaya got there, keg of beer? you can't bring that..oh, dangerous hazardous toxic science goo ok, nm
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Aug 13, 2015 22:22
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hospitals are required to have a cabinet of alcohol in case someone is dying from withdrawal. the one at the childrens' hospital uses up the most, and the requisition form always has top shelf primo stuff.
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Aug 13, 2015 23:18
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scientist wins Nobel prize for inventing a complicated series of beakers, tubes, and charcoal to filter cheap liquor into a fine quality and right into their mouths. helmet mounted versions are soon invented
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Aug 13, 2015 23:21
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i give you: beer goggles. the goggles contain tiny needles that poke the corner under your eye and injects the beer directly. we finally made a way to consume natty ice
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Aug 13, 2015 23:23
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Qwerinty posted:i give you: beer goggles. the goggles contain tiny needles that poke the corner under your eye and injects the beer directly. we finally made a way to consume natty ice hahaha ---------------- |
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Aug 13, 2015 23:24
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Qwerinty posted:i give you: beer goggles. the goggles contain tiny needles that poke the corner under your eye and injects the beer directly. we finally made a way to consume natty ice Where we're drinking, we won't need eyes
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Aug 14, 2015 01:15
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:doing some science right now haha
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Aug 14, 2015 01:34
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:doing some science right now haha |
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Aug 14, 2015 02:14
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Kept meaning to post in here, kept ordering more beer, tried a rhyme to be a dear, um, trucks are cool
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Aug 14, 2015 02:53
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(looking over lab supply requisition list) 500 small pipettes, 1000 reagent strips, 1L reactive agent for RNA sequencing, 100 red solo cups, new lens for electron microscope...Hey, wait a second!
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Aug 14, 2015 16:17
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whenever we finish a major research project we celebrate with a bloody mary and aspirin social |
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Aug 14, 2015 16:51
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drunk scientist
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Aug 14, 2015 16:57
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Ace of Baes posted:drunk scientist :shh: ---------------- |
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Aug 14, 2015 17:02
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POWERBALL posted::shh: WOW epic fail ---------------- |
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Aug 14, 2015 17:02
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yeah, I'm drunk...on science! *adds food coloring to all the beakers and test tubes and stuff so it looks like I'm doing real science and not operating a distillery* |
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Aug 14, 2015 17:06
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9:00pm: subject consumes 1 standard pint of beer (keystone light). subject reports feeling relaxed and at ease. 9:10pm: subject consumes 2nd standard pint of beer (keystone light). subject reports feelings of humor and confidence. 9:20pm: subject consumes 3rd standard pint of beer (keystone light). subject wants to hear werewolves of London on the jukebox. 9:30pm: subject consumes 4th standard pint of beer (keystone light). subject asks for water but doesn't drink it. subject reports feeling high levels of affection for research team. 9:40pm: subject consumes .5 of 5th standard pint of beer (keystone light), spills the rest. subject wants to hear werewolves of London again but this time everybody has to sing along. 9:50pm: subject consumes 6th standard pint of beer (keystone light). subject confirms that we are, in fact, all bros here. subject cries for 15 minutes and falls asleep on couch. conclusion 1: drinking is fun. conclusion 2: drinking makes you cool.
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Aug 14, 2015 17:17
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Lil Cunty posted:9:00pm: subject consumes 1 standard pint of beer (keystone light). subject reports feeling relaxed and at ease. |
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Aug 14, 2015 17:20
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scientist walks across stage, stands at stage and clears throat. ladies. gentlemen. scientists. friends. *gesticulates wildly* thanksh for attending my symposium. did you know shymposiums were initially a drinking party? how much of our lives have we been wasting on cell phone research. everything's poo poo. there is no hope. you will note the usher bringing around a grip of whiskey to reach of you. it's blended. by science. oh god what's the point *bums out the whole crowd. party foul* ---------------- |
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Aug 14, 2015 17:32
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this scene exactly except the big guy isn't a monster he's just completely smashed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1FLZPFI3jc |
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Aug 14, 2015 17:43
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real talk we have pure ethanol in my lab (the kind you could theoretically safely take a shot of) and the MSDS is funny, here's what it lists as the symptoms of "accidental" ingestion: Ingestion: May cause gastrointestinal tract irritation with nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and alterations in gastric secretions. May affect behavior/central nervous system (central nervous system depression - amnesia, headache, muscular incoordination, excitation, mild euphoria, slurred speech, drowsiness, staggaring gait, fatigue, changes in mood/personality, excessive talking, dizziness, ataxia, somnolence, coma/ narcosis, hallucinations, distorted perceptions, general anesthetic), peripherial nervous system (spastic paralysis)vision (diplopia). Moderately toxic and narcotic in high concentrations. May also affect metabolism, blood, liver, respiration (dyspnea), and endocrine system. May affect respiratory tract, cardiovascular(cardiac arrhythmias, hypotension), and urinary systems. basically says "may make you drunk" also if there's any question if it's technically ingestible, the bottle says "kosher, but not for passover" right below the CAS identifier and the chemical safety diamond
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Aug 14, 2015 20:28
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Lil Cunty posted:9:00pm: subject consumes 1 standard pint of beer (keystone light). subject reports feeling relaxed and at ease. lol
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Aug 15, 2015 13:19
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BYOB 8.2: May cause gastrointestinal tract irritation with nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and alterations in gastric secretions. May affect behavior/central nervous system (central nervous system depression - amnesia, headache, muscular incoordination, excitation, mild euphoria, slurred speech, drowsiness, staggaring gait, fatigue, changes in mood/personality, excessive talking, dizziness, ataxia, somnolence, coma/ narcosis, hallucinations, distorted perceptions, general anesthetic), peripherial nervous system (spastic paralysis)vision (diplopia). Moderately toxic and narcotic in high concentrations. May also affect metabolism, blood, liver, respiration (dyspnea), and endocrine system. May affect respiratory tract, cardiovascular(cardiac arrhythmias, hypotension), and urinary systems. |
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Aug 15, 2015 16:26
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google THIS posted:BYOB 8.2: May cause gastrointestinal tract Make this the hover text |
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Aug 15, 2015 16:28
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Lil Cunty posted:9:00pm: subject consumes 1 standard pint of beer (keystone light). subject reports feeling relaxed and at ease. i  werewolves of london
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Aug 15, 2015 16:32
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9.00 pm: Having first beer, noticing slightly increased confidence. 11.00 pm: im really cool, there's twice as many people now hahha |
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Aug 15, 2015 16:43
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FartGhost posted:9.00 pm: Having first beer, noticing slightly increased confidence. lol
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Aug 15, 2015 16:55
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if you want to be cool and drink but don't like the taste of beer wine or liquor, remember: smirnoff screwdrivers exist
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Aug 16, 2015 02:10
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bartender: we make our own smirnoff
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Aug 16, 2015 05:54
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fema crisis actor posted:if you want to be cool and drink but don't like the taste of beer wine or liquor, remember: or don't be a baaby get a real palate ---------------- |
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Aug 16, 2015 06:02
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jk juice cocktails are actually really good and let you get really shitfaced, which is cool and makes you popular
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