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Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011


:eyepop:

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

The poor Jets. :smith:

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

the great deceiver posted:

the niners made some exciting moves in the offseason and i'm ready to see how they do on the field!

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Kuato posted:

The poor Jets. :smith:

lol gently caress the jets, the raiders don't even have alameda county aka oakland

niners country bitch

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

etalian posted:

This is my favorite guide to his many accomplishments:
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder

He also got voted the worst NFL owner this year in Sports Illustrated

I didn't think I could hate Dan Snyder any more than I already do, I was so wrong.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NGywOqul4o

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
i think this is the year the buffalo bills turn it all around you guys

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I hope Aaron Rodgers poops his pants during a game.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

BigBoss posted:

I hope Aaron Rodgers poops his pants during a game.

Rodgers is gonna throw for 6/0 450 yards and then teabag jerry jones and drop a deuce in his mouth. Being the total gay dude he is rodgers will get a stiffy about it.

WobblySausage
Nov 7, 2014

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Dez got punched by sissy Rams player during a scrimmage.

http://www.csnphilly.com/blog/700-level/watch-dez-bryant-get-punched-face-joint-practice-rams

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

his earring got pulled out in the scuffle :ohdear:


e: nm they found it :unsmith:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Created a fantasy league if anyone wants to join


http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=1094711

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 3 years!)

i'm worried man. Mario Mariota is 21 but goddamn if he doesn't look like a 35 year old tax attorney from Orlando

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

texaholic posted:

Created a fantasy league if anyone wants to join


http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=1094711

rickroll in 2015? drat

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax
i'm a colts fan. the colts will go to the super bowl and lose if they don't get blown out by the patriots first

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Packers gonna win the Super Bowl. The epic collapse in the NFCCG was practically a miracle, and they already beat the Patriots last year. Nobody in the NFC can touch them offensively.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

im thinking about trying out to be the first openly gay NFL player

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Sloppy San Diego-Arizona game. I think San Diego will go far this season once they shake off the pre-season jitters.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Wafflz posted:

I didn't think I could hate Dan Snyder any more than I already do, I was so wrong.

His style of leadership also got a big research paper from the American Enterprise institute on how to not run a football team.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

ROFLburger posted:

im thinking about trying out to be the first openly gay NFL player

Aaron Rodgers already beat you to it.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Cowboys are going to win today for sure.

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

Leon Einstein posted:

Packers gonna win the Super Bowl. The epic collapse in the NFCCG was practically a miracle, and they already beat the Patriots last year. Nobody in the NFC can touch them offensively.

yeah I bet. jordy nelson torn acl lol

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Leon Einstein posted:

Packers gonna win the Super Bowl. The epic collapse in the NFCCG was practically a miracle, and they already beat the Patriots last year. Nobody in the NFC can touch them offensively.

rip jordy lmao

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Iggles are going to make the playoffs but are never ever ever going to win the Superbowl.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
how a white guy blow out he acl? man should be a precise route runner and get a concussion instead

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Nfl season is about to start!!!

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Tony Homo posted:

Cowboys will be winning the Super Bowl this year and the cheater-deflated-ball team will not get into the playoffs. The Raider Nation will again be disappointed and Los Angeles will never get a football team. EVER. Discuss.

Evidently I was wrong

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


No one even mentioned the Panthers in this thread, dudes got slept on big time.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Panthers had one of the easiest schedules in the NFL. Their W-L is as empty as the 2005 Seahawks, and all of Cam Newtons big time games were against some of the all time worst defense's ever.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Who won?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Lowtechs posted:

Iggles are going to make the playoffs but are never ever ever going to win the Superbowl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Dj-C5CzKw

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
rip likely-a-goon jim tomsula

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

the great deceiver posted:

rip likely-a-goon jim tomsula

Tomsula's life is basically the story of Job.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

etalian posted:

Tomsula's life is basically the story of Job.

it really is and he deserved so much better in this life than the 9ers

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

etalian posted:

Tomsula's life is basically the story of Job.

job had it a little easier, he never had to coach the niners

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

I love when sports brings people together.

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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Niners are in for a decade of pain and misery, so glad to be a Nanners fan

:suicide:

Also for the E!spn dumb news story of the day

ESPN 1100 in Las Vegas posted:


Regarding Johnny Manziel.
Our sources tell us Manziel was at a popular night club on the strip Saturday night. The QB entered wearing a blonde wig, a fake mustache, glasses, and a hoodie.
Manziel introduced himself as “Billy.” He was there into the 3am hour and when it came time to pay the bill, he asked to have it comped because he didn’t bring cash and also didn’t want to put it on his card.
However, the sources tell us he ended up paying with his card and signing the check.
By 3am he appeared to be enjoying the party scene that Vegas is known to offer.
The club had Manziel and his crew placed at a VIP table close to the DJ booth. The table is located in one of the darkest areas of the club.
Manziel dined at the club’s restaurant before going to the nightclub. He was seated at the most private area in the restaurant, which is still out in the open. And yes, he ate with his wig and glasses on.

gonna end up on the Cowboys for sure now

Dely Apple fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Jan 5, 2016

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