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Claw machine designers are secretly ashamed their machines are designed to fail so often, and if you visit their houses they usually have flawless versions of all their machines filled with the coolest prizes.
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Kid: Dad why can't you win the spongebob?
Dad: I'm trying.
Kid: It's like you almost have it and then when it gets to the top it falls out.
Dad: God dammit, Timmy I'm winning you this spongebob.
Kid: You're really bad at this
Dad: *sweating* This is my last dollar....
Kid: Mom left an hour ago she said to take a cab.
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Aug 19, 2015 04:13
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the claw machine is alive... but he has no control...... he is always in pain...........
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Aug 19, 2015 04:15
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- dumb crambo
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that was a really funny joke i just made emptyquote please :
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Aug 19, 2015 04:16
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- Qwerinty
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there are legends of a claw machine that can go down the prize chute with careful aim, grab you, and drag you into the machine, dropping you in. some say this is the origin of all prizes
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Aug 19, 2015 04:30
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when I want to keep something safe, and I mean really safe, I store it in my claw machine
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Aug 19, 2015 04:35
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it's worked out in my favor so far. when thieves break in my home, they lose all their quarters trying to win my jewelry and gold coins
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Aug 19, 2015 04:37
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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when I want to keep something safe, and I mean really safe, I store it in my claw machine
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Aug 19, 2015 04:40
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the claw machine reluctantly teams up with the throw the ball in the cup game to pull the ultimate heist: a beach resort's allowance money
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Aug 19, 2015 04:40
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the claw machine reluctantly teams up with the throw the ball in the cup game to pull the ultimate heist: a beach resort's allowance money
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Aug 19, 2015 04:45
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Historically Inaccurate
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Betcha can't get the babby
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Aug 19, 2015 04:54
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Betcha can't get the babby
helicopter parents really go to extremes to protect their kids
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Aug 19, 2015 04:56
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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I need to change my answers in the how to protect your home thread.
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Aug 19, 2015 04:57
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I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
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all claw machines are technically clones of the same original cavendish claw machine
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Aug 19, 2015 05:18
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when I want to keep something safe, and I mean really safe, I store it in my claw machine
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Aug 19, 2015 05:19
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the claw machine from toy story sets unrealistic expectations about claw machines
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Aug 19, 2015 05:52
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the claw machine from toy story sets unrealistic expectations about claw machines
yes. also, toys.
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Aug 19, 2015 12:01
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the only way to get a claw machine is to win it fair and square from the giant mother claw machine. when i see a claw machine in an arcade i have to have mad respect for the proprietor.
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Aug 19, 2015 12:53
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lol
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Aug 19, 2015 13:24
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a claw machine picks up prizes like my five-year-old picks up her playroom, you can almost hear it going "I don't know how to do it, I need help, I'm tiiiiiired"
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Aug 19, 2015 13:37
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claw machine: (limply flops on a toy) I don't know where this gooeeeess
me: it goes in the prize chute
claw machine: (raises and doesn't completely close until it's already well clear of the toy) it's tooooo heeeeaaaavvy
me: NO IT IS NOT
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Aug 19, 2015 13:45
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claw machine: (limply flops on a toy) I don't know where this gooeeeess
me: it goes in the prize chute
claw machine: (raises and doesn't completely close until it's already well clear of the toy) it's tooooo heeeeaaaavvy
me: NO IT IS NOT
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Aug 19, 2015 14:08
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claw machine: (limply flops on a toy) I don't know where this gooeeeess
me: it goes in the prize chute
claw machine: (raises and doesn't completely close until it's already well clear of the toy) it's tooooo heeeeaaaavvy
me: NO IT IS NOT
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Aug 19, 2015 14:22
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hahaha
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Aug 19, 2015 15:10
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by zen death robot
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claw machine: (limply flops on a toy) I don't know where this gooeeeess
me: it goes in the prize chute
claw machine: (raises and doesn't completely close until it's already well clear of the toy) it's tooooo heeeeaaaavvy
me: NO IT IS NOT
i love the posts in this thread
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Aug 19, 2015 15:54
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there are claw machines for everything now, not just cheap toys. you can win a lobster at a restaurant, e-juice at a vape shop, even high-end electronics like ipods. just goes to show you're never too old for fun and games
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Aug 19, 2015 17:08
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by zen death robot
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there are claw machines for everything now, not just cheap toys. you can win a lobster at a restaurant, e-juice at a vape shop, even high-end electronics like ipods. just goes to show you're never too old for fun and games
doctorates and driver's license no longer offered as a prize in cracker jack boxes, now you have to earn it
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Aug 19, 2015 17:18
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[Fish swims by rubber-banded lobster]
FISH: aww jeez the claw machine is out of order
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Aug 19, 2015 17:25
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doctorates and driver's license no longer offered as a prize in cracker jack boxes, now you have to earn it
instructor: ok now pull forward a little bit. now back. no that's too far.
teenager: i'm never gonna get my license...
instructor: not with that attitude! ok now forward. annnnd drop it.
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Aug 19, 2015 18:01
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me, doing dishes: you don't have to dry them, I have a rack
claw machine: no it's fine, I love to help
me: yeah but you're my guest. you shouldn't have to clean up
claw machine: oh you. it's the least I can do after that yummy dinner you made. now give me that plate
me: it's just that, you dropped the last three plates I handed you
claw machine: I can't do anything right
me: no no no. that's not what I meant
claw machine: I'm a failure
me: it's not you, it's me. operator error. haha
claw machine:
me: I don't even like these plates you're doing me a favor. let's break them all
claw machine: you really mean it?
me: yeah of course. I love you claw machine
claw machine: I need 5 more tokens
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Aug 19, 2015 18:28
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claw machine stares into the distance, remembering his disastrous stint in the navy doing air-sea rescue
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Aug 19, 2015 18:49
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claw machine stares into the distance, remembering his disastrous stint in the navy doing air-sea rescue
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Aug 19, 2015 18:51
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me, doing dishes: you don't have to dry them, I have a rack
claw machine: no it's fine, I love to help
me: yeah but you're my guest. you shouldn't have to clean up
claw machine: oh you. it's the least I can do after that yummy dinner you made. now give me that plate
me: it's just that, you dropped the last three plates I handed you
claw machine: I can't do anything right
me: no no no. that's not what I meant
claw machine: I'm a failure
me: it's not you, it's me. operator error. haha
claw machine:
me: I don't even like these plates you're doing me a favor. let's break them all
claw machine: you really mean it?
me: yeah of course. I love you claw machine
claw machine: I need 5 more tokens
lol
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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