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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Super soakers of the future (I wish)
 
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Ace of Baes
 a super soaker that teleports the target onto the floor of the pacific ocean

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Ace of Baes
 a super soaker that shoots saline locks connected to IV tubing into each of the targets limbs and a F.A.S.T 1 into their supersternal notch forcefully filling their body with hose water until they explode like a water balloon

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Ace of Baes
 a super soaker that you shoot into the clouds and it forms a tropic storm or hurricane
a super soaker that you shoot into the ground that shifts tectonic plates and causes a tsunami from the nearest ocean

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