Baylor Rape Scandal: Bad Art? Scandal Bombards Brazos Bruins

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Briles has been fired, announcement coming shortly.

# ¿ May 26, 2016 16:59

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Neil Armbong posted:

Yeah, this. Firing with cause would require a written report.

There are still lawsuits and any number of future investigations coming. Baylor is going to pay Briles $40M and still get reamed later.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 19:02

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Maybe if the NCAA had burned Penn State's program to the ground like they should have, Baylor might have fallen in line and made their reports public to plead for mercy.

Instead, Art Briles is gonna get a $40M buyout for recruiting rapists onto campus while sitting out a show-cause for a few years.

I hope Baylor's fancy new stadium is a loving mausoleum on gamedays for a few decades.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 07:23

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

McAfee also ran for the Libertarian party nomination this year. With an ad like this, I have no idea how he lost.

http://youtu.be/KAjl-Gibm8c

# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 20:40

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

"What we found was horrifying enough to burn the school president, AD, and head coach. No, we won't tell you what it was, and we're effectively bribing that same head coach not to reveal it. Anyway, we put someone in an office now that has TITLE IX COORDINATOR on the door, so please feel free to send your God-fearing, innocent daughter to Baylor!"

# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 21:38

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/TwittCommit/status/745403823766659072

This is just lovely enough that I believe it.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 05:42

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Baylor will get kinda hosed, but not nearly as much as they should be unless the Big XII decides to burn them to the ground. Jim Grobe isn't gonna take them to a New Years Six bowl anyway so maybe they'll just go back to wishing they're Kansas State, I guess.

Briles is gonna get like a seven-year Show Cause but he won't care because I suspect he got at least $25M of the remaining $40M on his contract out of Baylor. I hope he retires and does literally anything else he wants besides coach football because gently caress Art Briles.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2016 07:47

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/jessicamorrey/status/777934368497029120

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 19:28

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Thoguh posted:

Kick Baylor and Penn State out of their conferences, make them just schedule each other for 12 games a year.

I say kick them to NAIA or that league from Last Chance U that's apparently just JuCos in Mississippi.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 14:58

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Is Baylor really shuffling known sexual offenders off to other communities and not telling anyone the circumstances?

Because I don't think this worked out particularly well the last time someone tried it

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 21:56

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Korranus posted:

Because it's the only thing keeping them from being an unknown Baptist college in central Texas

Not true, they had a murder scandal in their basketball program long before the football team started winning.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 15:21

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