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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

cash crab posted:

:smith: First the stew, now this.

don't tell me you're not curious

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhzp_7eW7r4&list=RDmhzp_7eW7r4#t=5



Your family reunions are weird.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Free Slurpee Day?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

ranger rick got fat

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
I want to live this life:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


goose fleet posted:

I want to live this life:



:3: eee, look at the bellybutton.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012


Jeez, crash crab, get a room, preferably one like Clyde's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z9rbS6eRho

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Morbidly obese raccoon stuck in a sink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsYZtv0D_84

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

goose fleet posted:

Morbidly obese raccoon stuck in a sink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsYZtv0D_84

Whoa, needs a treadmill.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Bina posted:

Whoa, needs a treadmill.

Or a swing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcn8MTsARi8

(same raccoon)

kafziel
Nov 11, 2009

goose fleet posted:

Morbidly obese raccoon stuck in a sink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsYZtv0D_84

Doesn't really look stuck so much as having a blast and getting his drink on.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe
Cash Crab, you're really good at chores.

codespace
May 3, 2011

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
We've always owned raccoons. My aunt is a retired vet, and the game and fish is always bringing us stuff, especially baby raccoons.



Aww, cute little baby raccoon.



Cute little curious baby raccoon.



Cute little curious baby raccoon who had both hands firmly on my watch band and tried to take it because it was shiny.



Cute Baron checkin' on us while we were pettin' the baby raccoon.



Cute little baby raccoon chewing on my left index finger with its cute little baby raccoon needle teeth.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


^^^^: BABIES :kimchi:

Bina posted:

Cash Crab, you're really good at chores.



I rub my greedy hands together

kafziel
Nov 11, 2009

Aramek posted:

We've always owned raccoons. My aunt is a retired vet, and the game and fish is always bringing us stuff, especially baby raccoons.



Aww, cute little baby raccoon.



Cute little curious baby raccoon.



Cute little curious baby raccoon who had both hands firmly on my watch band and tried to take it because it was shiny.



Cute Baron checkin' on us while we were pettin' the baby raccoon.



Cute little baby raccoon chewing on my left index finger with its cute little baby raccoon needle teeth.

Do those raccoons end up going back out, or did you keep any? I can't seem to get a straight answer on whether a raccoon raised from birth as an indoor pet would be a disaster or an adorable pal.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
"Keep" is too strong of a term, as the vast majority of them were eventually reintroduced somewhere. But, occasionally, we get one that has hung around for much longer, had a raccoon family in our barn, that sort of stuff.

Just lots of babies, every year that I can remember.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008
Like I said earlier, the Raccoon is an extreme omnivore that relies on high intelligence and dexterous manipulation to secure food. There's another seemingly radically different animal that fits the same profile.

The Kea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdvRCkCNfo

And just like with Raccoons, opinions are split between "OMG they're so adorable and clever!" and "Holy poo poo, they disassembled my car!"

P.S. gently caress THA POLICE! :parrot:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Wild, VICIOUS raccoon attack!!! MUST SEE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hBv-tbSWk

[raw][uncut][worldstarhiphop.com]

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
I'm going to make an otter thread

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

goose willis has a new favorite as of 04:10 on Aug 31, 2015

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

Man helps relocate a family of washbears. Feature round baby coon belly. :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igeeJAOH2ag

Lonely Virgil has a new favorite as of 02:23 on Aug 31, 2015

kafziel
Nov 11, 2009

goose fleet posted:

Pet raccoon + pet fox (!)



Tag NSFW there?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

kafziel posted:

Tag NSFW there?

What?

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011


You can see its dick, you perv.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Huh, I didn't even see it. Well, edited in a different picture of a raccoon and fox.

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

Frostwerks posted:

I'm going to make an otter thread
Please do. Otters are pretty much the best thing.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
And a foxes as pets thread

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

what the gently caress posted:

And a foxes as pets thread

put it in PI, it will be funny i swear

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

"A little privacy please?"

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Rare albino raccoon babies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=locLUAhFFP4

Listen to the noises they make!

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Frostwerks posted:

I'm going to make an otter thread

You otter do that.

This thread will still be better than that otter thread though.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hey Guys! What's going on in this thread?
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McPantserton
Jan 19, 2005

IRONICALLY SWEALTERING
How did I not know this thread existed





Also the raccoon who rides bikes and sweeps and stuff is named Melanie! Her instagram is amazing.
https://instagram.com/melanieraccoon/

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stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

VendaGoat posted:

Hey Guys! What's going on in this thread?
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You bintu the rong thread.

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