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Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Dinner time!

# ? Sep 1, 2015 20:29

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Bonster: Mar 3, 2007; Keep rolling, rolling

goose fleet posted:

Chicken hell.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 21:22

Lonely Virgil: Oct 9, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=locLUAhFFP4

A litter of 3 albino raccoons. The normal colored baby is so chubby. :kimchi:

The albino ones are pretty runty, I hope they grew up to be fat and golly adults.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 23:13

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

I saw an albino last night!! I was chilling on my porch with my phone and felt something tickle my leg and it was an albino, sniffing my leg. I gasped and scared him away.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 14:37

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

That was me.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 14:47

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Frostwerks posted:

That was me.

come back

# ? Sep 2, 2015 17:57

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Sep 2, 2015 18:01

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

Those washbears need a tiny tuba player to follow them around.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 18:10

McPantserton: Jan 19, 2005; IRONICALLY SWEALTERING

A raccoon for all seasons

# ? Sep 2, 2015 20:28

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Dabir posted:

Those washbears need a tiny tuba player to follow them around.

Damnit. If I had time I would photoshop that for you. Google image search only had this.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 20:32

nockturne: Aug 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:34

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:55

Forgall: Oct 16, 2012; by Azathoth

goose fleet posted:

The last thing you see before you are washed.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:58

Bina: Dec 28, 2011; Love Deluxe

Forgall posted:

The last thing you see before you are washed.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:19

Jmcrofts: Jan 7, 2008; just chillin' in the club; Lipstick Apathy

Did I do this right

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:45

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Jmcrofts posted:

Did I do this right

God Coon

# ? Sep 5, 2015 04:05

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Jmcrofts posted:

Did I do this right

# ? Sep 5, 2015 04:12

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Jmcrofts posted:

Did I do this right

Bro do you even wash

# ? Sep 5, 2015 06:12

Master of Stealth: Oct 12, 2012

Beekeeping and You posted:

# ? Sep 5, 2015 14:31

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Jmcrofts posted:

Did I do this right

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# ? Sep 5, 2015 16:26

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

wikipedia posted:

The Japanese Raccoon Dog (Nyctereutes procyonoides viverrinus), also known as tanuki (狸 or たぬき?) in Japanese, is a subspecies of the Asian raccoon dog.

The legendary tanuki has eight special traits that bring good fortune, possibly created to coincide to the Hachi symbol (meaning 'eight') often found on the sake bottles the statues hold. The eight traits are these:
a hat to be ready to protect against trouble or bad weather;
big eyes to perceive the environment and help make good decisions;
a sake bottle that represents virtue;
a big tail that provides steadiness and strength until success is achieved;
an over-sized scrotum that symbolizes financial luck;
a promissory note that represents trust or confidence;
a big belly that symbolizes bold and calm decisiveness; and
a friendly smile.[23][24]

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:09

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Personally, I think the weird part of that isn't the giant balls, but

cash crab posted:

a sake bottle that represents virtue;

Yeah. Virtue. That's what I think of when I think "liquor." Strong virtues like vomiting, falling over, starting fights, urinating on the sides of buildings, etc.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 20:33