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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


these raccoons seem good to me

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDyee4YTRgo

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Eponine posted:

A raccoon story:

When I worked at a summer camp, we left those little shelf-stable packets of butter out on the tables in the eating lodge. They were the little cups with the foil on top that you peel off. But then we would get into the place in the morning and they would be missing or they'd be empty: the foil ripped off and the little cups littering the tables. There were tons of rat traps everywhere (this is rural Michigan, so rat/squirrel traps) around the outside of the eating lodge, plus they locked up every other food source at night to keep smells from attracting animals. One of the central staff members even suggested it might be a camper who bragged about eating an entire stick of butter. So we decided to have two counselors stay in the eating lodge until after everyone had gone to sleep to catch the butter thief in the act. They stayed until about midnight when they heard the back screen door open, but not slam shut and little padded feet come into the eating lodge. Thinking they were about to catch a butter-craving 9 year old girl, they jump out with flashlights on and scare what was apparently the fattest raccoon either of them had ever seen. He didn't even freak out, he just ignored them and grabbed a butter cup to stick his little people hands into.

We named him Methuselah and left a little bowl of whatever we'd had for dinner at the back of the eating lodge after they started to lock up the butter every night.

:kimchi: Chubby thief bear.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Dat possum looooves bananas :allears:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

I am so confused by this video

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

goose fleet posted:

I am so confused by this video

Women :rolleyes:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

goose fleet posted:

I am so confused by this video

Me Pearl is a series of parody psychic videos involving a woman who interprets visions from a mystic squirrel deity while taking care of her two opossums. Oftentimes she breaks character to talk about opossum maintenance and care for people who had no idea that you could keep them as pets.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Bina posted:

Dat possum looooves bananas :allears:

it said a possum when it meant apostle :(

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

corn in the bible posted:

it said a possum when it meant apostle :(

The other one has reincarnated as an opossum every three years for the last 60 million years. :smith:

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I can't share instagram vids but on instragram there is an account called @melanieraccoon and she does cheerleading and stuff :3:

e: oh yallready got it

Sludge Tank has a new favorite as of 10:23 on Oct 5, 2015

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

We all wash down here.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Found this on tumblr a while ago

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
POTW

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:

(Procyonid of the week)

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004


It didn't actually happen, but oh well.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Oh my god that is loving adorable

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/10/06/university-of-pennsylvania-prof-anthea-butler-called-dr-ben-carson-a-coon/

quote:

Dr. Ben Carson deserves a “‘coon of the year’ award,” says a tweet from Anthea Butler, a University of Pennsylvania religious-studies professor and a frequent MSNBC guest.

Butler’s revealing invective was in response to a tweet from Daily Beast editor-at-large Goldie Taylor. That tweet highlighted a Sports Illustrated article in which Carson championed Americans’ right to fly flags — including the Confederate flag — that other Americans see as a symbol of hate.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

BgRdMchne posted:

crash cab is my favorite raccoon

She is mine also:

cash crab casts summon AFP



It's Super Effective!

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
a friend just posted this on facebook:


So I suggested that she could have him help her do dishes and linked this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT7VYfDcP-o

Made this, 'cause he's so happeh!

Bored has a new favorite as of 19:15 on Oct 7, 2015

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

What a dainty princess!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Gridlocked posted:

She is mine also:

cash crab casts summon AFP



It's Super Effective!

I avoid eye contact every time I walk by that KFC :saddowns:

e: And by "eye contact" I mean "looking directly at the dilapidated sign"

Phillip K. Dork
May 25, 2011

Doctor Rope
Of course the bazooka washed washed beforehand...

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab posted:

I avoid eye contact every time I walk by that KFC :saddowns:

e: And by "eye contact" I mean "looking directly at the dilapidated sign"

There there cash it's ok. It's ok.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DfGf4M3QZo

cash crab is an absolutely terrible houseguest.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.



Thank you for this. I don't know if I will use it as a photoshop base or as a drawing reference, but will post the results here.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
Heading out back to the dumpster for dinner, bbl

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

5er posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DfGf4M3QZo

cash crab is an absolutely terrible houseguest.

https://www.facebook.com/RaccoonWillie?_rdr=p

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Mouse Dresser posted:

Heading out back to the dumpster for dinner, bbl



Fun fact: I, myself, cannot ride a bike

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

cash crab posted:

Fun fact: I, myself, cannot ride a bike

That wasn't very fun.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
For animals that all look identical why are raccoons so adorable

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


goose fleet posted:

For animals that all look identical why are raccoons so adorable

:3: Some of them are fatter than others, which is funny





Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

fatcoon

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Washes with a rag on a stick bear

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

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